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Jabroni Jabber 38
I’ve got some bad news. Christmas has been moved. To February 24th!
We’ve all heard all of the great things about the WWE Network, with all of the vintage
content, ppv access and original programming. (Bella Impression) The Bellas were even so
kind as to talk us through the setup on raw. Sure they were more cyborg than flight attendant,
but… at least they’re… pretty? But what you haven’t heard Is that WWE is
looking to make February 24th, the day after the Elimination Chamber, the biggest, grandest,
hypest, ragingest, excitingest, superist, duperist, shows you’ve ever seen!
Excited yet? The WWE Network launch episode of raw will
not only feature legends such as Bret Hart and Ric Flair, but Hulk Hogan has also signed
on to appear, along with rumors of The Undertaker and… wait for it.. STING!! *gasp** It’s
a good thing WWE is pulling out all of the stops for the Network launch, since they won’t
have any big events scheduled for a while…. *sips tea*
What? Oh Wrestlemania 30? Psssh, that little old thing? No one cares about that. It’s
clearly better to book a bigger show for your Network launch than for the huge milestone
of the biggest event in your company. Don’t you think? I’m all for the Superstars getting
a well deserved rest after one of the most brutal ppvs of the year, but maybe WWE should
save some of the excitement for Mania. Can I get a witness? Let me know in the comments
below!