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What do you call two Mexicans
playing basketball?
Juan on Juan. [LAUGHTER]
Where does a horse go when its sick?
I don't know...
-The vet -The Horspital
Where does a horse go when he's sick? -I'm sorry?
Where does a horse go when he's sick?
I don't know, where? -The horspital
[LAUGHTER] Have a nice day -Wow
HAHA -Good joke
When a pig gets burned...
What does he use? -I don't know.
Oinkment
What does a pig use for burns? -For burns?
Yeah -What?
Oinkment -Oooh. That's bad
That's bad, just keep walking Mr.!
What does a pig use for burns? -What?
A pig, what does a pig use when he gets burned? -Uh, bacon? I don't know.
Oinkment. Close though, close.
Hey, where does a horse go when he's sick? -To the doctor.
To the horspital -Wow
yeah, yeah [LAUGHTER]
Where does a horse go when he's sick? -No idea?
The the horspital -Ah, very funny
Have a nice day -You too.
Hey guys! Knock knock...
Who's there? -Scott -Scott who?
Scott to be better jokes than this one!
Knock knock? -Who's there? Scott -Scott who?
Scott to be better jokes than this one :)
[LAUGHTER]
Knock knock -Knock knock
Who's there? -Nobody. [LAUGHTER]
[CONTINUES TO CRACK UP]
So two tomatoes are walking down the street
And one tomato falls behind So the second tomato says:
"Catch up!" [LAUGHTER]
Two tomatoes are walking down the street The first tomato's falling behind
So the second tomato turns around and says, "Hey Catch up!"
-Ahhh [LOUD LAUGH]
What did the bunny say to the frog? -My name is Rabbit!
Not ribbit! [CAMERAMAN CRACKS UP]
What do you call a black guy flying a plane?
A pilot! -Ha!
What do you call a fish with no eye?
a fsh Thank you, you're awesome!
-What?
Hey guys! So two electrons are walking down the street. And one electron turns to the other electron and be like:
Why you feeling negative? -Nice! Clever!
What do you call a proton that has hair?
A froton!
Two tomatoes are walking down the street, okay?
The first tomato falls behind...
So the second tomato says,
"Hey catch up!"
-Nice!
Why did the mummy go to the PTA meeting?
Because the PTA meeting's for mommies and daddies -Nice!
[CREW CRACKS UP] Nice!