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Joyce: Thank you.
But did peter have any good friends growing up?
I honestly don't remember any.
All right, look, zooey, just to clarify here,
My dad worked for ibm, so we moved a lot when I was a kid.
Robbie always managed to have friends.
Of course, he probably wanted to suck their dicks, but...
Oswald!
No, mom, it's cool. I totally did.
But he doesn't have to use that kind of language.
Indeed. Why?
My son is a gay man, and I embrace his lifestyle.
It's true. Dad loves the gays.
I actually made him an honorary *** last month.
(both exclaim)
The point is, zooey, peter always connected better with women.
You know, I can see that because he's a great boyfriend.
Thank you, fiancee.
Also, you gotta understand, zooey.
Peter matured sexually at a very early age.
I remember taking him swimming when he was 12 years old.
Kid had a bush like a 40-year-old serbian.
Oh! Come on. Okay. Dad, please, stop talking.
Good to know. Nice.
Come on. He had a speedo full of brillo. Be proud.
(all laughing)
Oh, god.
Who invited the stand-up comedian over here?
Zooey, here's the deal. Peter's always been a "girlfriend guy."
He put all his focus and energy into his relationships,
And all his dude friends just fell by the wayside.
Peter: Zooey, don't listen to him, all right?
I mean, we're eight years apart.
Barely grew up together in the same house.
This is ridiculous. Why is it weird that I had girlfriends?
Nothing. We're just saying you never really had a best friend, is all.
Well, who's your best friend?
I have two.
Hank mardukas has been my closest friend
Since our first year at ibm.
Best man at our wedding. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, he was.
Talk to him two, three times a week on the phone
For 30 years now.
And then there's robbie.
What's up?
(exclaims)
Robbie is your other best friend?
Correct. And hank mardukas.