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BASKET FOR GIFTS?
- RIGHT THERE, SIR. - OKAY.
- HI. I'M DAKOTA.
- JEFF BOMONDO.
I SELL CERAMIC TILE OUT OF NEWARK.
- NICE. - MY WIFE'S NAME IS KATHRYN.
I CAN SHOW YOU MY SOCIAL SECURITY CARD,
IF IT HELPS.
- UCK.
LOOK AT THIS MUD.
CAN YOU IMAGINE IF I HAD WORN MY JIMMY CHOOS?
I JUST SAVED YOU 600 BUCKS, MISTER.
- THANKS FOR HELPING OUT, SWEETIE.
- MM.
- KELLY. YOU'RE HERE.
- HEY, RYAN! - HEY.
- WHOSE BABY IS THIS? OH, ARE YOU, LIKE, A MANNY NOW?
- NO, THIS LITTLE GUY IS MINE.
SO I WAS DATING THIS GIRL, AND ONE DAY,
SHE WENT OUT TO GET A NEW CHARGER
FOR HER E-CIGARETTE.
NEVER CAME BACK.
OLDEST STORY IN THE BOOK.
[baby squeals]
SAY "HI," DRAKE.
- DRAKE IS YOUR BABY'S NAME? - YEAH.
- THAT IS AN AMAZING NAME. I'M OBSESSED WITH DRAKE.
[Drake babbles] HIS LAST ALBUM,
IT JUST TOUCHED ME TO PIECES.
- NO, KELLY, HE'S NOT NAMED
AFTER A HIP-HOP ARTIST FROM 2011.
IT'S DRAKE, LIKE A MIX OF DREW AND BLAKE.
- COOL.
- WELL, HE IS SO CUTE. RAVI, CHECK OUT THIS CUTE BABY.
I'M OBSESSED WITH HIM. - OH?
- RAVI IS A PEDIATRICIAN.
AND SOME OF HIS PATIENTS ARE TOTAL UGGOS.
- THEY'RE CALLED PREMATURE, SWEETIE.
- YEAH.
- IT'S GOOD TO SEE YOU AGAIN, RYAN.
- LET ME HELP YOU UP. - THANKS.
- OOH! OH! - OW!
- OH, BOY, MAYBE YOUR HEELS ARE TOO HIGH.
- NO, MY HEELS AREN'T TOO HIGH.
IT'S BECAUSE I SPENT THREE HOURS IN A CAR TRUNK.
THANKS FOR NOT LOCKING THE DOOR
WHEN I ASKED YOU TO, PHYLLIS.
- OHH. - [sighs]
SORRY, PHYLLIS. YOU DIDN'T KNOW.
AS LONG AS I CAN GET TO THE ALTAR.
- OH, I'M GONNA GET YOU TO THAT ALTAR.
YOU CAN TAKE THAT TO THE BANK.
- YOU READY? - [chuckles] YOU KIDDING?
I WAS BORN READY.
[mimicking heavy metal guitars]
- DWIGHT, DWIGHT, DWIGHT.
UM...
I DON'T KNOW HOW TO TELL YOU THIS, BUT...
WE HAVE A LITTLE BIT OF A PROBLEM.
- OH, NO. WHAT?
- THE MINISTER JUST TOLD ME THAT IT'S TRADITION
FOR THE BESTISCH MENSCH TO BE OLDER THAN THE GROOM.
- OH, COME ON.
I'VE NEVER HEARD OF SUCH A THING.
- I HAVEN'T HEARD OF IT, OBVIOUSLY.
BUT I'M OUT,
BECAUSE I'M SIGNIFICANTLY YOUNGER THAN YOU.
- NOT--SIGNIFICANT IS A BIG WORD.
- I THINK IT'S DEFINITELY-- WELL, OKAY.
EITHER WAY-- - I THINK YOU'RE ONLY A TEENY--
- EITHER WAY, DWIGHT...
I CAN'T BE THERE FOR YOU.
I'M SORRY.
- JIM.
- I JUST...REALLY WISH THERE WAS SOMETHING I COULD DO.
- [whispering] MICHAEL.
I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU CAME.
- THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID.
- [laughing]
- BEST PRANK EVER.
- YEAH!
[playing Sweet Child O' Mine]
♪ ♪
- AS IS TRADITIONAL TO THE SCHRUTES,
THE LOVERS ARE STANDING IN THEIR OWN GRAVES
AS A REMINDER THAT THIS IS THE ONLY ESCAPE
FROM WHAT THEY ARE ABOUT TO DO.
- SEE, I GET WHAT THEY'RE TRYING TO DO,
BUT WHY ARE THE GRAVES SO SHALLOW?
UGH.
- "ARISE, MY LOVE, MY FAIR ONE, AND COME AWAY.
"FOR LO, THE WINTER IS PASSED.
"THE RAIN IS OVER AND GONE.
"THE TIME OF SINGING HAS COME,
"AND THE VOICE OF THE TURTLE DOVE
"IS HEARD IN OUR LAND.
"LET ME SEE YOUR FACE. LET ME HEAR YOUR VOICE.
"FOR YOUR VOICE IS SWEET,
AND YOUR FACE IS COMELY."
- I NOW PRONOUNCE YOU MAN AND WIFE.
[cheers and applause]
- BRAVO! - BRAVO!
- WHOO!
- RELEASE THE DOVES!
all: OOH!
- OH.
THAT'S--
- GO.
- THAT'S NOT--
- [gasps]
- LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR COMING.
NOW, PLEASE TAKE YOUR HAY BALES TO THE RECEPTION.
THEY'LL BE USED FOR SEATING.
COMPLIMENTARY HAY HOOKS ARE PLACED ALONG THE AISLES.
JUST STAB 'EM ON IN THERE.
- [straining]
[indistinct chatter]
- AGH! - YOU GET IT?
.
CRY ANGELA ♪
♪ ANGELA, I'LL BE THERE FOR YA ♪
♪ AND WHEN THE STORMS SCREAM ANGELA ♪
♪ ANGELA, I'LL BE THERE, YEAH ♪
♪ OH, ANGELA ♪
♪ OH, ANGELA ♪
♪ WHEN THE WINDS CRY ANGELA ♪
♪ ANGELA ♪
- EVERYBODY.
- ♪ SHOUT IT, HEY, HERE COMES MY GIRL ♪
♪ HERE COMES MY GIRL ♪
- SEE, NOW YOU DON'T OWE ME ANYTHING.
- ♪ YEAH, SHE LOOKS SO RIGHT ♪
♪ SHE IS ALL I NEED ♪
- RAVI?
RAVI?
DRAKE HAS A BIT OF A RASH.
AND HE'S HOT. - OH, NO.
- I WAS WONDERING,
COULD YOU MAYBE EXAMINE HIM FOR A SECOND?
- OH, YEAH, YOU'RE NOT FEELING WELL, LITTLE GUY?
OKAY, SURE. SHOULD WE GO INSIDE?
- ACTUALLY, COULD YOU GO INSIDE?
I'M FEELING A LITTLE DEHYDRATED.
I COULD REALLY USE A LITTLE BREAK, HAVE SOME WATER.
- ARE YOU SURE YOU DON'T WANNA GO IN?
- RAVI, JUST DO IT. THAT BABY IS BURNING UP.
ISN'T THIS, LIKE, WHAT YOU LIVE FOR?
JUST GO, GO! - THANK YOU, RAVI.
THANK YOU SO MUCH.
THIS IS GREAT FOR ME AND FOR DRAKE.
THANK YOU.
[sighs]
- I DON'T KNOW, RYAN. BABY DRAKE DIDN'T LOOK SO GOOD.
- HE'LL BE FINE. I LET HIM SUCK ON A STRAWBERRY.
HE'S ALLERGIC, BUT HE'LL GET OVER IT FAST.
I HAD TO TALK TO YOU.
- YOU GAVE YOUR BABY AN ALLERGIC REACTION
JUST TO TALK TO ME?
- MM. MMM.
- ♪ SARA SMILE ♪
- MICHAEL HAS SO MANY PICTURES OF HIS KIDS,
HE HAD TO GET TWO PHONES WITH TWO NUMBERS,
AND HE PAYS TWO BILLS.
OH, MY GOSH, IT'S CHOREOGRAPHED!
HE'S JUST SO HAPPY TO HAVE A FAMILY PLAN.
[The Cars' You Might Think]
♪ ♪
- WHERE'D YOU LEARN TO DANCE LIKE THAT?
- I DON'T KNOW.
I'VE JUST ALWAYS BEEN REALLY GOOD AT DANCING.
- [sobbing]
- ♪ I'LL MEET YOU IN THE MIDDLE OF A HURRICANE ♪
- IS IT ME?
IS IT NELLIE?
- [sobbing] IT'S EVERYTHING.
- ♪ I'LL MEET YOU IN THE MIDDLE OF A SAD SONG ♪
- ♪ SO FREE AND EASY ♪
- I MISSED YOU.
- I MISSED YOU TOO.
- ♪ I'M EXCITED JUST BY TOUCHING YOUR HAND ♪
- LOTS OF PEOPLE THINK
THAT STANLEY HUDSON'S A MEAN OLD GRUMP.
[laughs]
BUT... [crying]
WOULD A GRUMP MAKE THIS?
IT'S ME.
IT'S ME.
- ♪ I WANNA RUN WITH YOU, FAST AS I CAN ♪
- I LOVE YOU. - [laughing] I LOVE YOU TOO.
- WE'RE GONNA BE TOGETHER FOREVER.
- WE'RE RUNNING OFF INTO THE SUNSET.
- I FINALLY MASTERED COMMITMENT.
.
JUMP A LITTLE HIGHER ♪
♪ SENORITA, COME SIT BY MY FIRE ♪
♪ I JUST WANNA BE YOUR LOVER, AIN'T NO LIAR ♪
♪ ROSALITA, YOU'RE MY STONE DESIRE ♪
♪ OH, YEAH ♪
- WHAT WAS THAT STUFF?
- HEY, HAS ANYONE SEEN RYAN... OR KELLY?
- OOH! YES.
UH, THEY LEFT TOGETHER A LITTLE WHILE AGO.
KELLY WAS HOPING THAT YOU WOULD KEEP THE BABY,
SO THEY CAN START A NEW LIFE TOGETHER.
- OH, THAT'S IT. HERE.
CALL CHILD SERVICES AND REPORT AN ABANDONED BABY.
WE'LL FIND A BETTER PARENT THAN RYAN IN NO TIME.
- OH, I DON'T KNOW.
- UM, KEVIN?
OH, I CAN HELP YOU WITH THAT. YEAH.
I MEAN, I CAN FIND SOMEONE WHO WILL--
WHO WILL LOVE THAT... [baby cooing]
BEAUTIFUL LITTLE BOY THE WAY HE DESERVES.
- HEY. THIS IS BETTER.
- YES! IT IS. - HI.
- OH, YES. - HEY.
- YES, IT IS.
OH, YES, IT IS!
IF RYAN WANTS HIS BABY BACK,
PLEASE TELL HIM WHERE TO FIND ME.
WE'LL BE SOMEWHERE IN EUROPE.
[laughing]
WON'T WE? [Drake laughing]
[indistinct chatter]
- [crying] I FEEL LIKE ALL MY KIDS GREW UP,
AND THEN THEY MARRIED EACH OTHER.
IT'S EVERY PARENT'S DREAM.
- THANK YOU SO MUCH. - GOOD NIGHT.
- GOOD LUCK. - GREAT. IT WAS REALLY FUN.
- GOOD EVENING.
- THE DOC CREW'S THROWING A BIG AFTER PARTY
IN THE WAREHOUSE TONIGHT.
- YEAH, I HEARD. IT SOUNDS KINDA LAME.
NO OFFENSE. YOU GOING, TOBY?
- OH, I DON'T KNOW. I MIGHT TURN IN EARLY.
- IT'S ONLY 6:00.
COME ON, EVERYBODY'S GOING. - YOU HAVE TO GO, TOBY.
- YEAH, COME ON, TOBES. - COME ON, TOBY.
- COME ON! - YEAH, I'LL STOP BY.
[all cheering] - THERE HE IS.
- [sighs]
I NEED TO GET OUT OF THIS DRESS. - I GOTTA GET OUT OF THIS DRESS.
- OH, I'M SORRY, PAM.
- WHAT'S GOING ON?
- [sighs]
[whispering] WHY ARE YOU STILL HERE?
- I'M SO SORRY. THEY WERE AN HOUR LATE.
- NO, REALLY, WHAT'S GOING ON?
- OKAY, OKAY. UM...
SO...THIS PAST YEAR HAS BEEN REALLY GREAT,
AND YOU'VE BEEN GREAT, AND...
I JUST--I KNOW THAT YOU HAD TO MAKE THIS CHOICE,
AND YOU HAD TO GIVE SOMETHING UP FOR ME.
BUT I NEVER WANT YOU TO HAVE TO GIVE UP ANYTHING.
I JUST THOUGHT IF I COULD GET US AN OFFER,
THEN THERE WOULDN'T BE ANYTHING STANDING IN OUR WAY,
AND I COULD COME TO YOU WITH THIS BIG JIM GESTURE...
AND SHOW YOU ALL AT ONCE JUST HOW MUCH I LOVE YOU,
AND HOW MUCH I REALLY DO BELIEVE IN YOUR FUTURE.
- SORRY, HOW LONG HAVE YOU BEEN SHOWING THE HOUSE?
- ABOUT TWO MONTHS. - THAT'S WHY IT'S SO CLEAN.
- YEAH.
- I MEAN, YOU WERE GONNA DO THIS WITHOUT ME?
- WELL, YOU--YOU BOUGHT THE HOUSE WITHOUT TELLING ME,
SO I THOUGHT I COULD SELL IT WITHOUT TELLING YOU.
- OH...OKAY. - [laughs]
- WHERE WOULD WE GO?
- AUSTIN? MAYBE.
- I PROMISE YOU...
YOU DON'T HAVE TO DO THIS FOR ME.
- I'M DOING IT FOR US.
- OKAY. - THE LAST--
- WE'LL TAKE IT. - HOLD ON ONE SECOND.
THE LAST FEW MONTHS HAVE MEANT THE WORLD TO ME.
AND ALL I CARE ABOUT-- - HOLD ON A SECOND.
WAIT, WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY?
- WE WANNA BUY YOUR HOUSE.
- [laughing]
- YOU WANNA DO THIS? - I WANNA DO THIS.
- YOU REALLY WANNA DO THIS? - I REALLY WANNA DO THIS!
[both laughing]
- OH, MY GOD.
[rap music playing]
- HEY, DARRYL.
[whispers indistinctly]
- WHAT?
- YEAH.
- ALL RIGHT!
- WE'RE SO EXCITED.
- COOL.
- OH, THAT'S FOR PBS EXECUTIVES ONLY.
- I HAD TO PLEDGE $50 TO MY LOCAL PBS STATION
JUST TO GET THIS.
- I THINK YOUR IDEAS ARE FANTASTIC, OSCAR.
I'D LOVE TO CONTRIBUTE TO YOUR CAMPAIGN.
- THANK YOU, DAVID.
- UH, COULD I PLEASE HAVE YOUR ATTENTION?
SO A YEAR AGO, I GOT MY FIRST ART COMMISSION
TO PAINT A MURAL FOR DUNDER MIFFLIN.
AND I DECIDED TO PAINT THE HISTORY OF PAPER,
WHICH WAS JUST SOME TREES AND STUFF.
AND THEN SOMEONE SPRAY PAINTED A BUNCH OF BUTTS ON IT,
AND I HAD TO START FROM THE BEGINNING.
BUT IT ALL WORKED OUT FOR THE BEST,
BECAUSE I THINK THAT I'VE PAINTED THE PERFECT THING,
WHICH IS THE HISTORY OF US.
ALL OF US.
AND THIS IS FOR YOU, JIM.
[applause] AND GO AHEAD!
[all cheering]
EVERYONE, LET'S TAKE OUR PICTURE IN FRONT OF THE MURAL.
OH, UM, I JUST--
I KIND OF MEANT JUST EVERYBODY FROM THE OFFICE.
[laughter]
[shutter clicking]
- VERY NICE.
JUST A COUPLE DOZEN MORE.
SMILES, EVERYBODY, SMILES.
ALL RIGHT, THAT'S GREAT. I GOT ENOUGH.
THANK YOU, EVERYBODY.
- LET'S GO OUTSIDE. - OKAY.
[indistinct chatter]
.
- OKAY, I NEED A DRINK.
- YEAH, WE ALL NEED A DRINK.
WHAT THE--
THERE'S ONLY DANDELION TEA AND RAISINS IN HERE.
- HEY... BOTTOM DRAWER.
- YES!
[phone ringing]
- OH, SO... - MM-HMM.
- RIGHT.
- DUNDER MIFFLIN, THIS IS PAM.
OH, I'M SORRY.
JIM HALPERT DOESN'T WORK HERE ANYMORE.
I DIDN'T WATCH THE WHOLE DOCUMENTARY.
AFTER A FEW EPISODES, IT WAS TOO PAINFUL.
I KEPT WANTING TO SCREAM AT PAM.
IT TOOK ME SO LONG TO DO SO MANY IMPORTANT THINGS.
IT'S JUST HARD TO ACCEPT THAT I SPENT SO MANY YEARS
BEING LESS HAPPY THAN I COULD'VE BEEN.
JIM WAS 5 FEET FROM MY DESK,
AND IT TOOK ME FOUR YEARS TO GET TO HIM.
IT'D BE GREAT IF PEOPLE SAW THIS DOCUMENTARY
AND LEARNED FROM MY MISTAKES.
NOT THAT I'M A TRAGIC PERSON. I'M REALLY HAPPY NOW.
BUT...
IT WOULD JUST-- JUST MAKE MY HEART SOAR
IF SOMEONE OUT THERE SAW THIS
AND SHE SAID TO HERSELF,
"BE STRONG.
"TRUST YOURSELF, LOVE YOURSELF.
"CONQUER YOUR FEARS.
"JUST GO AFTER WHAT YOU WANT.
AND ACT FAST, BECAUSE LIFE JUST ISN'T THAT LONG."
- IF THERE IS ONE THING THAT I HAVE LEARNED
THROUGH THIS WHOLE EXPERIENCE...
[cheering] IT'S THAT...
IF YOU FILM ANYBODY LONG ENOUGH,
THEY'RE GOING TO DO SOMETHING STUPID.
[all whooping] IT'S ONLY HUMAN NATURAL.
- HEY, GUYS.
- HI. all: HEY!
- WHAT ABOUT THE HONEYMOON?
- OH, THE HONEYMOON CAN WAIT TILL TOMORROW.
WE WANTED TO HANG OUT WITH YOU GUYS.
I MEAN, WHEN ARE WE ALL GOING TO BE HERE TOGETHER AGAIN?
- AW.
J, P, AND D. THE THREE AMIGOS.
AH, IT WARMS MY HEART.
HEY, WHAT DO YOU SAY,
WHEN I GET BACK FROM OUR HONEYMOON,
THE THREE OF US HAVE A CONFERENCE ROOM MEETING
JUST FOR FUN?
WHAT IS THAT MEANINGFUL LOOK?
- YOU KNOW WHAT? MAYBE WE SHOULD TALK.
- HEY, COME HERE. YOU GUYS NEED TO SEE THIS.
- WHAT IS IT?
- YOU'RE PROBABLY SITTING THERE WONDERING
WHAT WILL BE YOUR MARK, WHAT WILL YOU BE KNOWN FOR?
IT MIGHT SURPRISE YOU TO LEARN--
- I FINALLY FEEL READY. ATHLEAD IS GROWING.
- ATHLEAP.
- AND JIM CAN JUMP BACK IN WITHOUT SKIPPING A BEAT.
WE'LL COME BACK TO VISIT.
BUT I THINK IT'S TIME FOR US TO OFFICIALLY--
- NO, DON'T SAY IT. YOU'RE FIRED!
YOU'RE BOTH FIRED! - DWIGHT, COME ON.
DON'T END ON A BAD NOTE.
- DON'T BE AN IDIOT. IT'S FOR THE SEVERANCE.
THE BEST THAT I CAN DO
IS ONE MONTH FOR EVERY YEAR YOU'VE BEEN HERE.
THAT'S THE MAX.
- THANKS, DWIGHT.
- HEY, AND IF YOU'RE EVER IN AUSTIN--
- WHOA. RIGHT. FOR WHAT, THE ART?
THE MUSIC? THE INCREDIBLE NIGHTLIFE?
NO, THANK YOU.
BUT IF YOU'RE EVER IN THE AREA,
YOU'LL ALWAYS HAVE A PLACE TO STAY.
IN MY BARN.
- THERE IT IS.
- DO I GET ALONG WITH MY CO-WORKERS?
WELL, FIRST OF ALL, I DON'T HAVE CO-WORKERS ANYMORE.
I HAVE SUBORDINATES.
SO...
HAVE I GOTTEN ALONG WITH MY SUBORDINATES?
LET'S SEE.
MY SUPPLIER RELATIONS REP, MEREDITH PALMER,
IS THE ONLY PERSON I KNOW WHO KNOWS HOW TO PROPERLY HEAD ***
TO MOTORHEAD.
OSCAR MARTINEZ, MY ACCOUNTANT, IS NOW GODFATHER TO MY SON.
ANGELA SCHRUTE, MY FORMER ACCOUNTANT,
IS NOW MY WIFE.
MY TOP SALESMAN JIM HALPERT WAS BEST MAN AT MY WEDDING.
AND OFFICE ADMINISTRATOR PAMELA BEESLY HALPERT
IS MY BEST FRIEND.
SO...
YES.
I'D SAY I HAVE GOTTEN ALONG WITH MY SUBORDINATES.
- YOU MIGHT FEEL SORRY FOR ME.
BUT I ACTUALLY FEEL SORRY FOR YOU.
BECAUSE YOU'RE ABOUT TO LEAVE CORNELL.
SO SAY IT WITH ME.
all: OH, I CAN SO JUST SIT HERE AND CRY.
[cheers and applause]
- OH, YES!
- YOU DID GOOD. REAL GOOD.
- THANKS, DAD-- DARRYL.
I SPENT SO MUCH OF MY TIME HERE AT DUNDER MIFFLIN
THINKING ABOUT MY OLD PALS,
MY COLLEGE A CAPPELLA GROUP.
THE WEIRD THING IS...
NOW, I'M EXACTLY WHERE I WANNA BE.
I GOT MY DREAM JOB AT CORNELL,
AND I'M STILL JUST THINKING ABOUT MY OLD PALS.
ONLY NOW THEY'RE THE ONES I MADE HERE.
I WISH THERE WAS A WAY TO KNOW YOU'RE IN THE GOOD OLD DAYS
BEFORE YOU'VE ACTUALLY LEFT THEM.
SOMEONE SHOULD WRITE A SONG ABOUT THAT.
- YOU TAKE SOMETHING ORDINARY, LIKE A PIECE OF PAPER.
IT'S NOT MUCH.
BUT IF YOU SEE IT
IN THE RIGHT WAY--
AND THAT'S WHAT YOU DID WITH THIS DOCUMENTARY.
BUT SERIOUSLY, YOU MADE A NINE-YEAR DOCUMENTARY,
AND YOU COULDN'T ONCE SHOW ME DOING MY ORIGAMI.
[laughter]
UH-- OHH!
[soft ballad]
♪ ♪
♪ I SAW A FRIEND TODAY, IT HAD BEEN A WHILE ♪
♪ AND WE FORGOT EACH OTHER'S NAMES ♪
♪ BUT IT DIDN'T MATTER 'CAUSE DEEP INSIDE ♪
♪ THE FEELING STILL REMAINED THE SAME ♪
- IMAGINE GOING BACK AND WATCHING A TAPE
OF YOUR LIFE.
YOU COULD SEE YOURSELF...
CHANGE AND MAKE MISTAKES...
AND GROW UP.
YOU COULD WATCH YOURSELF FALL IN LOVE,
WATCH YOURSELF BECOME A HUSBAND...
BECOME A FATHER.
YOU GUYS GAVE THAT TO ME.
AND THAT'S AN AMAZING GIFT.
- HEY, JIM, REMEMBER FLONKERTON WHEN YOU DID OFFICE OLYMPICS?
IT WAS AWESOME. - THANKS, PHYL.
- I STILL HAVE MY MEDAL FROM THAT.
- DO YOU EVEN HAVE A MATTRESS?
- NO, BUT I STILL HAVE MY MEDAL FROM THAT.
- OSCAR.
OSCAR.
[crying] I THINK I'M GAY.
- WHY DO YOU SAY THAT? - [sniffles]
IT'S JUST THAT I'M SO EMOTIONAL.
- YEAH, BUT YOU'RE NOT GAY. YOU'RE NOT GAY.
- NO, BUT MAYBE THE REASON-- - YOU'RE NOT GAY.
- ♪ AND ALL THE FACES THAT I KNOW ♪
♪ HAVE THAT SAME FAMILIAR GLOW ♪
♪ I THINK I MUST HAVE KNOWN THEM SOMEWHERE ONCE BEFORE ♪
- HOW DID YOU DO IT?
HOW DID YOU CAPTURE WHAT IT WAS REALLY LIKE?
HOW WE FELT AND HOW WE MADE EACH OTHER LAUGH
AND HOW WE GOT THROUGH THE DAY?
HOW DID YOU DO IT?
ALSO, HOW DO CAMERAS WORK?
- EVERY DAY WHEN I CAME INTO WORK,
ALL I WANTED TO DO WAS LEAVE.
SO WHY IN THE WORLD DOES IT FEEL SO HARD TO LEAVE RIGHT NOW?
- IT ALL SEEMS SO VERY ARBITRARY.
I APPLIED FOR A JOB AT THIS COMPANY
BECAUSE THEY WERE HIRING.
I TOOK A DESK AT THE BACK
BECAUSE IT WAS EMPTY.
BUT... [chuckles]
NO MATTER HOW YOU GET THERE OR WHERE YOU END UP,
HUMAN BEINGS HAVE THIS MIRACULOUS GIFT
TO MAKE THAT PLACE HOME.
LET'S DO THIS.
- I JUST FEEL LUCKY THAT I GOT A CHANCE TO SHARE
MY CRUMMY STORY WITH ANYONE OUT THERE
WHO THINKS THEY'RE THE ONLY ONE
TO TAKE A DUMP IN A PAPER SHREDDER.
YOU'RE NOT ALONE, SISTER.
LET'S GET A BEER SOMETIME.
[indistinct chatter]
- I'M HAPPY THAT THIS WAS ALL FILMED,
SO I CAN REMEMBER EVERYONE AND WHAT WE DID.
I WORKED FOR A PAPER COMPANY ALL THESE YEARS,
AND I NEVER WROTE ANYTHING DOWN.
- THAT WAS SO MUCH FUN.
[indistinct chatter]
- BYE, KEV!
- I SOLD PAPER AT THIS COMPANY FOR 12 YEARS.
MY JOB WAS TO SPEAK TO CLIENTS ON THE PHONE
ABOUT QUANTITIES AND TYPES OF COPIER PAPER.
EVEN IF I DIDN'T LOVE EVERY MINUTE OF IT,
EVERYTHING I HAVE, I OWE TO THIS JOB.
THIS STUPID...
WONDERFUL...
BORING...
AMAZING JOB.
- I THOUGHT IT WAS WEIRD WHEN YOU PICKED US
TO MAKE A DOCUMENTARY.
BUT ALL IN ALL...
I THINK AN ORDINARY PAPER COMPANY LIKE DUNDER MIFFLIN
WAS A GREAT SUBJECT FOR A DOCUMENTARY.
THERE'S A LOT OF BEAUTY IN ORDINARY THINGS.
ISN'T THAT KIND OF THE POINT?