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Hello.
Uh huh.
But, okay the other manager... said that he could *increase* my credit.
Yes, this is Lucinda Strovesco.
Yes, I'll hold.
Oh, hey internets!
You know that celebrity auction dealio thing?
Turns out that I beat out everyone and won a date with the leopard lady.
You shoulda seen the look on their faces when I raised the bid from $50 to $1700.
Yeah.
Now I just have to figure out how to pay for the date.
What? No, I will pay you guys.
No no no, this is something completely else I'm talkin' about. Yes, I'll hold.
Yeah, so like the date came with another one of those two for one dealies, right?
The coupons?
So, I got the one from before, so that means two.
So I was thinking maybe I could find a way to make them cancel each other out
And then I pay nothin'.
Offscreen: [woman speaks indecipherable Asian]
[She sounds annoyed]
Yes, dear. Okay just settle down.
You remember back when I signed up for that mail order bride site and
ordered someone through the mail?
Yeah, well neither do I.
So, well, but anyway, she just arrived, right?
I mean she calls herself Ping Pong ***.
Offscreen: [Ping Pong ***!]
She doesn't speak any English.
I don't know what to do with her.
I can't just leave her here, Ma hates her.
If only there was a way that I could get another girl,
so if I had her, and the Leopard Lady and another girl,
That's three of them and me, and two coupons.
And if we went dutch, I don't pay for nothing. Ha!
That could work.
Waddaya think of that, ***?
Offscreen: [Ping Pong ***!]
Huh? Is that all the house is worth?
Alright, put it it through.
Three chicks at once. Like dating fish in a barrel.