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I'm gonna be so late for court, why didn't you wake me up?
Because you hate when I treat you like a child.
Oh, so you let me oversleep to teach me a lesson?
Something like that, only not in a motherly way. Fix your tie.
You know, last week I woke you up and you got so mad at me.
That was a Saturday! And I wasn't late for work, we were late for brunch.
Yeah, well we were gonna have waffles!
You know what, Michael? I don't want to fight.
We're not fighting. We're discussing. Loudly. Fighting, that's what we did yesterday. When we stopped speaking.
Which is exactly why the wedding stuff stresses me out, because it is the only time that we fight.
Everything else we discuss loudly or disagree with outdoor voices-
I know.
Hey!
Fix your tie.
Really?
I will ask the girls about the bridesmaids thing today.
Seriously? Yes. We have our bi-annual Three Musketeers lunch and I'll ask them then.
Thank you.
Your tie looks nice. You're welcome.
I'm Sunshine. Of course you are. Hi, Sunshine.
How long you been standing there? Since waffles. By the way, if you'd made me miss waffles I'd have ended you.
Breathe. Can't.
Relax.
I'm bent in half and my *** are in my throat.
God, what could possibly be relaxing about this? Don't get frustrated. You're doing a great job.
Your body will learn to bend and breathe at the same time.
Just...think about how much better you're doing than two weeks ago.
Look. The only reason that I'm doing this is that my mother is paying for it.
She thinks that if I get some exercise, I'll lose weight. And I figure I get enough exercise throwing darts at her picture.
So the two of you are close.
She's a size 2. She eats air for lunch.
I hate my mother.
Are we done?
So, what do you think?
They're so...
In your face.
They're not too big? Jeannie thinks they're too big.
They're not too big in the grand scheme of things.
Just too big for your tiny ***.
Why? You always had the perkiest *** in the dorm.
One can always improve oneself.
Your husband doesn't even like them big. My husband likes 'em big.
So. What was the question you were going to ask us?
Well...
Um...
Is it about marrying Michael? I mean you've been procrastinating for so long, we figure you're unsure-
No, no no no. I'm totally sure.
I mean.
Everyone has a little uncertainty, don't they?
Cause I love Michael- I say run like the wind.
I think you should do it. It's just a marriage. You can always get a divorce-
Just make a decision already. I spent less time pondering getting my *** done.
I don't really see what your fake *** have to do with me getting married.
Let me put it this way.
The process may be painful. But the results are ***-icious.
Wow. That's what I always dreamed my wedding would be. That or vagin-o-mite.
I know I keep it well hidden but, I hate being fat.
Everything hurts. All the time.
Well, let's see if we can't get you some relief, okay? Alright.
So we're going to drop this knee.
Good.
I haven't always been like this, you know.
I used to be hot.
I would love to see a picture sometime.
Was there an event that occurred that precipitated the weight gain?
Oh god, it's all Barry Schwartzman's fault.
He dumped me. I'm sorry. What was he like?
He was sunshine. He was, funny, smart, little bald spot. Kind of scrawny.
About how much would you say Barry weighed?
I don't know, 160, 165.
And how much weight did you gain?
Around 1...
Holy ***.
I ate Barry.
I ate a whole Barry.
I think maybe you did.
You loved him so much, you just wanted to keep him with you.
I'm so full of love. But who's gonna love me now?
Sunshine, you love so hard. I admire you.
You do? I do.
I don't think I have the capacity to love as hard as you do.
You hold onto your man. Life is so much better when you're with someone. Rather than eating them.
I'm sorry, could you say that again? I can't seem to hear out of this ear.
It's happening again, Ganesh. I'm sore everywhere, I can't hear out of this ear and I-
Don't worry, my sweet. I'll take care of you.
We just have some work to do.
Thank you.
When did your symptoms come back?
I was with this client, and she just had so much love to give and...
Oh, Ganesh...
I don't know if I can marry Michael.
Good.