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Howdy Ho.
The *** Mary was sleepin'
When Angel Gabriel appeared
He said, "You are to be the *** mother."
and Mary thought that was weird.
Mary said, "I'm not a ***.
I blew a guy last year."
But then Gabriel said to Mary,
"My child, have no fear."
'Cause, you can suck all the *** you want
And still be a ***, Mary.
You can suck all the *** you want
And still not be considered flawed.
Although you went to town
and sucked some *** down,
You're still a *** in the eyes of God.
There was no room at the inn
When Mary and Joseph did arrive.
But they were so very tired, you see,
And Mary had to offer a bribe.
Since she had no money,
How would she pay for a place to sleep?
Gabriel appeared to Mary
And told her not to weep.
'Cause you can suck all the *** you want
And still be a ***, Mary.
You can suck all the *** you want
And still be the mother of Christ.
If there's no room at the inn,
then it's not considered a sin
so suck my *** and get the *** away!
Then, three wise men did appear
Bearing gifts of myrrh and such
They said that they had followed a star
And missed a woman's touch.
Mary thought she might pleasure them
But could not take them to bed.
But again, Gabriel appeared to her
And this is what he said:
You can suck all the *** you want
And still be a ***, Mary.
You can suck all the *** you want
Every one in the nation.
*** ain't no sin.
Go on and blow those Three Wise Men
And you'll still be a *** 'cause there was no penetration!
You can suck all the *** you want
And still be a ***, Mary.
The donkey and the ox and the lambs
And even the little drummer boy
folks will remember your name quick.
They'll say "Damn, that *** could suck a ***!"
'Cause sucking *** brings peace on Earth and joy (x2)
YOU CAN SUCK MY ***