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MERIAPIP: Is...Is this thing on?
Um, Okay, here we go.
Um, hi. My name's Meriapip.
And this is the first middle-earth vlog.
(Powered by mushrooms from Farmer Maggot's farm)
Well, actually I stole them, but hey!
Yes, this is the place where I work
The Green Dragon.
Sometimes I chill out here with Uncle Frodo
and Merry and Pippin after a long day.
(♪ Joyful Lute music being played ♪)
( ♪ Lute and Flute music being played ♪)
MERIAPIP: These are my friends
Harry and his wife, Angela
You all right guys?
ANGELA: P*ss off, Meriapip.
HARRY: What the hell is that thing?
MERIAPIP: Um, alright, bye guys!
MERIAPIP: These are the people who I perform to every night.
Hi guys!
You alright guys? You look great!
ANNA: Have you come to hear a story, Meriapip?
MERIAPIP: Sorry Anna
I'm going to perform to you and the oldies.
MERIAPIP: This is my boss, Pablo.
PABLO: Where the f*** were you, Brandytook?
I've got 5 people off sick today
and you're the only thing I have!
And what the f*** is that thing
Get it out of my face!
Chop chop, Merri!
Time is money! Get back to work!
MERIAPIP: Yes sir! Right away, sir!
MERIAPIP: Okay, so I'm getting ready for my performance
and I'm going to put the camera on the tripod
so that you can see too.
Wish me luck
(♪Pirates of the Caribbean 'He's a Pirate' Theme begins on Meriapip's Lute♪)
(♪He's a Pirate being played on the Lute♪)
(Music Stops)
(Oldies Clapping, Cheering and Wolf-Whistling)
(♪ 'He's a Pirate' ♪ Original track played through credits)