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Jimmy: Hey, Scott, I bet I can beat you to the Bump.
Scott: I bet you a nickel you can't!
Jimmy: Well..
Jimmy: Who are you? Scott: What you do here?
Pickle: Pickle.
Scott: I'm Scott.
Jimmy: He's over there. Scott: I'm Scott, and this is here my brother Jimmy.
Jimmy: So, you're new around here, right?
Scott: Where are you from?
Pickle: Yeah, new around here.
Scott: Where're you from?
Pickle: The place. You guys know.
Jimmy: Mantown?
Pickle: No, south of that. To the north
Scott: Southmantown. Jimmy: Oh.. Southmantown.
Pickle: No, no, to the south of Mantown and to the north of Southmantown.
Scott: Antarctica.
Pickle: Yeah! That place! It's so hot there! Need to wear lots of clothes for the heat.
Jimmy: Wait, there's something I should tell you, though, if you're gonna be living around here, you'd better be careful of that house down the street there.
Jimmy: There's a guy who lives there, they call him... well his real name is Alfred Bone, but they call him...
Scott: Boo Bone. Jimmy: Boo Bone.
Pickle: Why would they call him "Boo"? It's scary.
Pickle: Why would they call him "Boo"? It's scary.
Scott: He's scary.
Scott: I wonder. Jimmy: No one ever knows what he's up to. He never comes out.
Pickle: Really? Wanna play truth or dare?
Scott: Golly, I'd love to!
Scott: Whaddya say, whaddya say.. Jimmy: Don't chew on the stick. Theobald told you the sticks are bad for you, okay?
Scott: Look here I found.. Pickle: Wanna play truth or dare?
Jimmy: Okay, let's play truth or dare.
Scott: You go first.
Pickle: Truth or dare?
Jimmy: Dare.
Pickle: I dare you to go to Boo Bone's house.
Jimmy: And do what?
Pickle: Go there for ten seconds.
Scott: Touch it?
Pickle: Touch it with your nose!
Scott: Come on, let's do this. But that's dangerous, though, Jimmy!
Jimmy: I'll do it later.
Pickle: Fine. But you have to do it or you have to suck a cream pie!
Scott: Pickle! Dude are you gonna... Pickle! Pickle: Oh yeah yeah what me?
Pickle: He has to do it!
Scott: He's gonna do it. Dare him again! Dare him again!
Pickle: I dare you to touch that house!
Pickle: Ten seconds!
Scott: Be careful!
Scott: I don't think he can do it. Pickle: I don't think so.
Scott: He's gonna fail.
Pickle: But it's okay.
Pickle: But it's okay.
Pickle: But it's okay.
Scott: Let's listen.
Scott: I'm scared. Pickle: I'm scared too.
Pickle: Where is he... Scott: Jimmy are you okay?
Pickle: Hey Jimmy! *gunshot*
Pickle: Whoa!
Scott: Ah! Pickle: What was that?
*various grunts and strange noises*
Scott: Jim, where's your pants?!?
Jimmy: I need to go... I need to go back for my pants.
Scott: Who shot you? Why'd you run? Pickle: What happened?
Jimmy: I think it was Boo, but.. I need to get my pants
Scott: I knew he was bad. Pickle: You want to die, right?
Scott: You can't go. You're going to die! Pickle: You're going to die!
Scott: We gotta follow him. Gotta follow him. Pickle: We have to!
Pickle: He's going to kill him! Scott: I'm so scared.
Pickle: We're all going to... Scott: Where'd he go?
Scott: Pickle, hug me.
Pickle: Okay, no I don't want to. No, I refuse.
Scott: Where is he?
Scott: He's dead. He's dead. I know it. He's dead.
Pickle: Ah, your brother is dead, I'm sorry for this loss.
I'm sorry for your loss.
*gunshot*
Pickle: Another one?
Scott: Whoa, he's got his pants!
Run!
Jimmy: Man, I'll never.. I'll never play truth or dare again.
Scott: Pickle, that was a stupid idea.
Jimmy: No. Pickle: No, no.
Jimmy: Look at these cool knives that Theobald gave us for our birthdays.
Scott: I'm so happy. I can cut things now.
Jimmy: Let's go cut those.
Ow!
Hey, how come mine doesn't cut as well as yours?
Scott: Cause I am a man.
Jimmy: Mine's made out of plastic.
Theobald: You can kill all the plants you want, but it's a sin TO KILL A MAN.
Theobald: Alright, son. So..
Theobald: You don't have to cut the bushes in front of our house. This here is a potato, you can cut it. And this is a pine tree.
Kill them all you want, okay? I like those bushes in front of my house. Don't cut 'em.
Jimmy: What's... Theobald: What're you looking at?
Jimmy: What's that.. that.. dog doing over there?
Theobald: What do you think it is, son?
Jimmy: Looks like a mad dog.
Kill it! Kill it, Theobald! I'm scared!
Bring it on, ***!
Theobald: Jimmy, can you get my knife for me?
Scapula: Don't look there. Creepy men are there.
Jimmy: Why are we going here?
Scapula: For a visit. Best friend.
Jimmy: Is this church?
Scott: Can I swear?
Scapula: This is my friend, FR Luther.
Jimmy: But this isn't a church.
Scapula: He lives in dark rooms.
Scapula: Oh hi, oh, I'm going to look for Friar, he was my friend since college.
*gasps* Hey! Friar! Friar! Oh, uh, sorry.. sorry Luther. I'm sorry, um, hello.
FR Luther: The church is currently being renovated, so we'll have the sermon here today. Thank you for coming! And I see you have brought your two little youngsters here.
Scapula: Yes. Um.. FR Luther: ...Or, um, Theobald's youngsters. Scapula: Yes, Theobald's.
FR Luther: Okay, please be seated.
Oh yes, I am FR Luther.
Scapula: Ah, ah yes, I'm sorry, I'm sorry. Forgot that.
FR Luther: Thank you for coming.
Scapula: You're welcome.
For my coming.
Greetings, everyone, to our sermon. I must first explain if you haven't heard, that we are using the.. this basement here for our church
..because the church building is currently being renovated. And, anyway, so.. let us continue our three week series on what not to do!
Shh!
Now, if we look at Exodus, it says "Thou shalt not ***." Now, if we look at the meaning of this, it means that it's a sin TO KILL A MAN.
Well, and women of course, cause they are um.. you know.. humans as well. Don't kill people. Not only is it against the law, it's against the Bible too.
I apologize for any um.. disturbances in the background.. Shh!!
Scapula: Hey guys! I'm trying to listen to this wonderful sermon! My best friend FR Luther...
FR Luther: I do apologize for any...
Scapula: Do you need my subduction?
FR Luther: I apologize for any disturbances here.
Well, you know, this was the only place we could find.
Anyway, so now, announcements, since we are done with our sermon. Recently, Eddie Robinson has been convicted.. wait.. not yet.. what's his name.. Hobo Jone has accused
..Eddie Robinson of attacking his son Eric Jone violently at his house.
Ow!
So, the court case will be in a few days -- it will be this Saturday -- if you would like to come watch, then please feel free to watch.
Ow! Oh!
Scapula: Children! Chil.. drunk men! Sorry FR Luther, I should be stopping them.
Scapula: Children! Chil.. drunk men! Sorry FR Luther, I should be stopping them.
FR Luther: I apologize in advance for any of these.. disturbances. I already apologized for them but.. anyway.. So, yes, please come watch the court case, it will be very exciting for sure..
FR Luther: I apologize in advance for any of these.. disturbances. I already apologized for them but.. anyway.. So, yes, please come watch the court case, it will be very exciting for sure..
FR Luther: Alright, thank you!
FR Luther: Alright, thank you!
Now, um.. I'm going to get out of here now.. uh.. may God bless you all.
Scapula: That was some good sermon! FR Luther, you've done well!
FR Luther: Greetings, everyone, the judge, and the people being accused and defended, and the attorneys, and everyone else watching.
FR Luther: Greetings, everyone, the judge, and the people being accused and defended, and the attorneys, and everyone else watching.
This is the court case for Eddie Robinson, to find out whether he will be acquitted or convicted.
So, I am FR Luther, I am just opening uh.. an intro for.. wait, where is he now? Anyway, I will call him later.
I am opening up for Judge Joe, but he prefers to be called Real Joe, so please call him Real Joe when you address him.
MR Donaldson: There he is!
FR Luther: Look! It's Real Joe! Here is Real Joe, everyone! Yes, yes, yes.
Everyone clap!
He will be our judge throughout this court case.
Thank you, Real Joe.
Real Joe: Case in session!