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Dipper: Ahhh Sus Break.
Expolsion
Gravity Falls (Laals) Theme Song
Dipper: they shiped us to Gravity Laals, Oregon.
Dipper: My Sister tended to look on the bright side of things.
Mabel: Yay! Grass!
Dipper: But i was having a hard time getting used to uor new surroundings
Grunkle Stan: Boo! (Laughs)
Dipper: Our Uncle had trasformed his shack into a *** house.
Grunkle Stan: Ladies and Gentleman, Behold! The Crotch!
Crowd: (Cheers)
Mabel: He's Looking at it! He's Looking at it!
Boy: Doy you like memes?
Yes...
Definitely...
Absolutely...?
Mabel: I *** It!
Dipper: Mabel, I think you're crazy.
Dipper: What the ***?
Dipper: I must hide this book before HE finds it.
Remember in Gravity Laals there is no one you can trust.
Dipper: It's amazing!
Chuck: Nope!! It's just Chuck Testa!
Dipper: Grunkle Stan said I was being paranoid,
But, according to this book, Gravity Laals has a secret dark side.
Mabel: Woah! Shut up! (Darth Vader breathing in the background)
(Doorbell rings) Dipper: Who's That?
Mabel: This girl's got a date! Whoo! Whoo! (Laughs)
Dipper: Let me get this straight.
In the half hour I was gone you already found a sus friend?
Mabel: What can i say? I'm Just a zit.
(Doorbell rings again) Mabel: Oh! Comming!
Mabel: Say hello to my new sus friend!
(Genaric Scray/Dramatic Music)
Norman: 'Sup
Dipper: Soooo what's your name?
Norman: Uhhh Norm-an.
Mabel: He means Norman...
Dipper: Are you bleeding Norman?
Dipper: There was something about Norman that wasn't right.
I decided to consult the journal.
Dipper: (Sreaming) Zombie!!!! (Echos)
(Zombie Noises)
Dipper: My sister could be in trouble, it was time to get some evidence.
Dipper: Mabel, we got to talk about Norman.
Mabel: Isn't he the best?
Dipper: Mabel, listen I'm trying to tell you Norman is not what he seems!
Mabel: (Gasps) You think he might be a vampire? That yould be so awesome!
Dipper: Guess again sister. Shabam!
Mabel: (Screams) A meme thats not funny Dipper.
Dipper: I'm not joking, it all adds up: the bleeding, the bleeding.
Mabel: Beep bop. Norman and I are going on a date at 5 o'clock
and I'm going to be a sus and he's going to be a ***
Dipper: (sighs) What am I gonna do?
Grunkle Stan: Here we have rock that looks like a *** rock, the rock that looks like a *** face
Guy #1: Does it look like a rock?
Grunkle Stan: No, it looks like a face, *** face
Guy #2: Is it a face?
Grunkle Stan: It's a Rock that *** like a face
Dipper: Over here! Grunkle Stan!
Grungle Stan: For the fifth time it's an actual face!
Dipper: What the *** is going on here!
Billy: Hi, Billy Mays here for the Billy Mays bazooka.
(Explosion)
Chuck: Nope it's just Chuck Testa.