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>> LADIES AND GENTLEMEN,
GARFIELD AND FRIENDS.
>> WE'RE...
>> READY...
>> TO...
>> PARTY!
>> ♪ WE'RE READY TO PARTY ♪
♪ WE'RE READY ♪
>> ♪ I HOPE YOU BRING LOTS ♪
♪ OF SPAGHETTI ♪
>> ♪ COME ON IN, COME TO THE ♪
♪ PLACE WHERE FUN NEVER ENDS ♪
♪ COME ON IN ♪
♪ IT'S TIME TO PARTY ♪
♪ WITH GARFIELD AND FRIENDS ♪
♪ DANCING, FIESTA ♪
♪ ROMANCING, SIESTA ♪
♪ SAMBA, LA BAMBA ♪
♪ AY, CARAMBA!
♪ DISGUISES ♪
♪ SURPRISES ♪
>> ♪ AND PIES OF ♪
>> ♪ AND PIES OF ALL SIZES ♪
>> ♪ COME ON IN, COME TO THE ♪
♪ PLACE WHERE FUN NEVER ENDS ♪
♪ COME ON IN ♪
♪ IT'S TIME TO PARTY ♪
♪ WITH GARFIELD AND FRIENDS ♪
♪ COME ON IN ♪
♪ IT'S TIME TO PARTY ♪
♪ WITH GARFIELD AND FRIENDS ♪
♪ GARFIELD AND FRIENDS ♪
>> IN A MOMENT, I'LL WAVE MY
FINGER AND THE MUSIC WILL STOP.
>> HEY, GARFIELD, DO YOU NOTICE
ANYTHING DIFFERENT ABOUT ME?
>> HMM, THIS IS JUST A WILD
STAB IN THE DARK, BUT COULD
IT BE THE CLOWN FACE I PUT
ON YOU WHILE YOU WERE ASLEEP?
>> I GOT A NEW SHIRT!
>> HMM, GUESS I'M NOT VERY
OBSERVANT.
>> TONIGHT ON "WANTED:
BAD GUYS", WE ATTEMPT TO TRACK
DOWN ANOTHER DASTARDLY,
DISHONEST, DANGEROUS CRIMINAL.
>> I'M WAITING FOR HIM TO GO
AFTER THE GUY WHO EDITS MOVIES
FOR TELEVISION.
[ SNIFFS ]
AH. UNO MOMENTO.
>> MY PIE IS ALL DONE.
THIS IS ONE PIE GARFIELD'S NOT
GOING TO GET.
HE DOESN'T EVEN KNOW
I'M BAKING IT.
HE DOESN'T EVEN--
NO. ABSOLUTELY NOT!
DO YOU KNOW WHAT THE WORD
"NO" MEANS?
>> NOT AS FAR AS IT RELATES
TO PIE, I DON'T.
>> THIS PIE IS FOR THE CHARITY
BAKE SALE.
IF YOU EAT THIS PIE,
YOU ARE STEALING.
>> STEALING?
ISN'T THAT A LITTLE HARSH?
WE'RE TALKING PIE-EATING HERE,
NOT BANK ROBBERY.
>> I'M GOING TO PUT THIS PIE
RIGHT HERE AND TRUST YOU
NOT TO STEAL IT.
IF YOU HAVE A SHRED OF HONESTY
IN YOU, YOU WILL LEAVE
THAT PIE ALONE.
>> BOY, THE WAY HE TALKS,
YOU'D THINK I WAS SOME EVIL
CRIMINAL OR SOMETHING.
HAVE I NO SENSE OF DECENCY?
HAVE I NO CODE OF ETHICS?
OR NO PIECE OF PIE?
NO, I CAN'T DO IT.
I CAN'T EMBARK ON A LIFE
OF CRIME LIKE THIS.
WONDER WHAT KIND OF PIE IT IS,
THOUGH.
MAYBE BLUEBERRY, APPLE.
I BET IT'S APPLE OR BOYSEN--
LIFE OF CRIME, LIFE OF CRIME,
LIFE OF CRIME.
>> TONIGHT, A STORY OF ANOTHER
DANGEROUS CRIMINAL ON...
EACH WEEK, WE TELL YOU ABOUT
DANGEROUS CRIMINALS LIKE
BENNY "THE STAPLE-REMOVER"
FASSBINDER, WANTED FOR ROBBERY,
EXTORTION AND DOING THE
PENNSYLVANIA POLKA
IN RHODE ISLAND.
OR "NO-NOSE" CHESEBLATT,
WANTED FOR BURGLARY, STEALING
THE GLOCKMAN DIAMOND AND USING
A SMALL CHILD FOR A BOOKMARK.
TONIGHT, THE MOST DANGEROUS
CRIMINAL EVER FEATURED
ON THE SHOW--
"LASAGNA-FINGERS GARFIELD."
>> I STILL CAN'T UNDERSTAND IT.
I GAVE HIM EVERYTHING,
A NICE HOME, ENOUGH FOOD
TO FEED COLORADO FOR A YEAR.
>> YEAH, HE USED TO ANNOY ME
WHEN I WAS DELIVERING THE MAIL.
LAST YEAR, FOR INSTANCE,
HE POURED A TUBE OF SUPER-HOLD
GLUE INTO MY POUCH.
>> DID YOU EVER GET THINGS
UNSTUCK?
>> I'M WORKING ON IT.
[ BARKS ]
>> HOW DID IT HAPPEN?
HOW COULD AN ORDINARY FELINE
GO SO WRONG?
IT ALL BEGAN IN THIS HOUSE.
WE WILL RECREATE FOR YOU
THE DRAMATIC EVENTS THAT LED
TO A LIFE OF CRIME FOR
GARFIELD CAT.
LIKE MOST CRIMINALS, GARFIELD
STARTED SMALL--OVERDUE LIBRARY
BOOKS, STEPPING ON CRACKS AND
CALLING INFORMATION FOR NUMBERS
HE COULD JUST AS EASILY HAVE
LOOKED UP HIMSELF.
THEN ONE DAY, HE TURNED
TO PIES.
THAT WAS THE TURNING POINT.
FROM THERE, IT WAS ON TO CAKES
AND A SHORT LEAP TO DONUTS,
CRULLERS, BAGELS, OATMEAL
COOKIES AND, WORST OF ALL,
PRUNE DANISH.
>> IT HAPPENED SO SUDDENLY.
ONE DAY, HE WAS MY CAT.
THE NEXT DAY, THEY HAD HIM
ON THE 10 MOST-WANTED LIST.
>> THE POLICE, THE F.B.I.?
>> THE NATIONAL ASSOCIATION
OF BAKERS.
>> SOON EVEN BAKED GOODS
WEREN'T--
[ BELCH ]
>> AS I WAS SAYING, SOON EVEN
BAKED GOODS WEREN'T ENOUGH
FOR HIM.
HE TURNED TO OTHER FORMS
OF CRIME.
HE STOLE A KISS, HE STOLE
THIRD BASE, HE STOLE
THE SPOTLIGHT.
HE EVEN STOLE A FLEETING
GLANCE.
SOON THE CHIEF OF POLICE
MADE AN ANNOUNCEMENT.
>> I'VE ASSEMBLED A SPECIAL
TASKFORCE.
THEY WILL NOT REST UNTIL THIS
ARCH-CRIMINAL IS APPREHENDED.
>> ANY TRUTH TO THE RUMOR THAT
HE'S BEEN STEALING PANTS?
>> ABSOLUTELY AND TOTALLY
UNTRUE.
THAT'S ALL, GENTLEMEN.
>> THE STORIES ABOUT HIM
STEALING PANTS, I'M CONVINCED
THOSE ARE TOTALLY,
COMPLETELY UNTRUE.
>> AND WHY IS THAT?
>> YOU CAN'T EAT PANTS.
>> THANK YOU, MR. ARBUCKLE.
>> YOU'RE WELCOME.
>> WITH THE CITY WRACKED BY
THE CRIME WAVE, THE POLICE
DISPATCHED A SPECIAL TASKFORCE,
15 TRAINED INVESTIGATORS
EACH DISGUISED AS A SIX-FOOT
LASAGNA.
IN NO TIME AT ALL, HE TOOK
THE BAIT.
>> OW!
AND SO THE CRIMINAL CAREER
OF GARFIELD CAT CAME TO AN END.
>> WHOEVER THOUGHT I'D BE
BETRAYED BY LASAGNA?
>> HE WAS FOUND GUILTY OF
PIE-STEALING, ROBBERY
AND ATTEMPTING TO DEVOUR
AN UNDERCOVER POLICE OFFICER.
AND HE WAS SENTENCED TO A WHOLE
MESS OF YEARS IN PRISON.
>> I HOPE THIS ISN'T ONE OF
THOSE PLACES THAT JUST SERVES
YOU BREAD AND WATER.
>> BUT IT WAS WORSE THAN THAT.
BECAUSE IN THIS PRISON,
THE ONLY THING THEY EVER SERVED
THE INMATES WAS...
>> OH! RAISINS?
GET ME OUTTA HERE!
THIS IS CRUEL AND UNUSUAL
PUNISHMENT!
I'M SORRY!
I'LL NEVER DO IT AGAIN!
I'M SORRY!
I'M SORRY.
I'LL NEVER STEAL ANYTHING
EVER AGAIN.
OH, IT WAS JUST ANOTHER ONE OF
THOSE LOW-BUDGET DREAM
SEQUENCES WE DO.
BUT WHERE'S JON'S PIE?
I GOTTA GET THIS PIE BACK
BEFORE I END UP ON
THE 10 MOST-WANTED LIST!
>> HE TOOK THE PIE.
I CAN'T BELIEVE HE--
GARFIELD!
YOU DIDN'T STEAL IT!
THAT'S WONDERFUL!
I MISJUDGED YOU.
>> THAT'S OKAY.
I MISJUDGED ME, TOO.
>> I WAS SO SURE YOU'D TAKE IT
THAT I MADE TWO PIES.
YOU CAN HAVE THAT ONE
AS A REWARD FOR YOUR HONESTY.
>> HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT?
BEING HONEST PAID OFF.
NOW I GET TO FIND OUT WHAT KIND
OF PIE THIS IS.
ECHH! IT'S A RAISIN PIE!
>> HOW ABOUT THAT?
MAYBE GARFIELD ISN'T
AS DEVILISH AS I THOUGHT.
THEN AGAIN...
>> ALL FINISHED, BOOKER!
>> YEAH, OUR FIRST SNOWMAN!
>> [ SHOUTS ]
[ LAUGHS ]
>> OH, I LOVE DOING THAT!
>> WHAT'LL WE DO NOW, BOOKER?
>> WE BUILD ANOTHER ONE, ONLY
BIGGER AND BETTER THIS TIME!
>> [ SHOUTS ]
>> WELL, IT WAS BIGGER.
>> AND IT CERTAINLY WAS BETTER!
>> I FOUND A WHOLE BUNCH OF OLD
BOOKS STORED IN THE OLD BARN.
>> HELP! HELP!
PIZZA WITH ANCHOVIES!
ORSON, IS SOMETHING AMISS?
>> YES, SOMETHING IS AMISS!
HEY, LOOK AT THIS.
A BOOK OF OLD LAWS FOR
THE FARMYARD--PERFECT.
AND I KNOW WHAT ELSE WE NEED.
>> YOU GONNA PUT YOUR FRIENDS
IN JAIL, ORSON?
>> OF COURSE NOT.
IT'S JUST THERE TO REMIND
EVERYONE THAT WE HAVE LAWS.
>> A LOT OF LAWS HERE, ORS.
>> WELL, YOU CAN BE MY DEPUTY
WHILE I GO ON MY HIKE THROUGH
THE FOREST.
>> OH, CAN I WEAR A BADGE?
>> I DON'T HAVE A BADGE.
>> I DO!
DEPUTY ROY REPORTING FOR DUTY.
>> JUST KEEP THE PEACE WHILE
I'M AWAY.
>> YES, I SHALL BE THE
PEACEKEEPER WHO KEEPS
THE PEACE, OR MAYBE EVEN
THE WHOLE THING.
♪ I AM A LEGAL EAGLE ♪
♪ IT MAKES MY HEARTBEAT ♪
♪ QUICKEN ♪
♪ KNOWING THE ILLEGAL BEAGLE ♪
♪ WILL SOON BE ♪
♪ TERROR-STRICKEN ♪
♪ I AM THE COP ♪
♪ WHO WILL GET THE DROP ♪
♪ WHEN CHASING CRIMINAL PERPS ♪
♪ I WORK NEAR AND FAR ♪
♪ 'CAUSE I WEAR A STAR ♪
♪ A PRACTICAL WYATT EARP ♪
♪ I AM THE LAW ♪
♪ I'M QUICK ON THE DRAW ♪
♪ IF YOU'RE GUILTY ♪
♪ YOU BETTER CONFESS ♪
♪ NO NEED TO YAMMER ♪
♪ YOU'RE IN THE SLAMMER ♪
♪ I'M A BARNYARD ELIOT NESS ♪
♪ I AM A LEGAL EAGLE ♪
♪ I KNOW YOU'RE ♪
♪ WONDER-STRICKEN ♪
♪ BUT I'M A LEGAL EAGLE ♪
♪ EVEN THOUGH I'M JUST ♪
♪ A CHICKEN ♪
I MUST UPHOLD THE LAW.
>> WHAT DO YOU MEAN,
I DISAGREE WITH YOU?
I NEVER DISAGREE WITH YOU!
>> OKAY, HAVE IT YOUR WAY.
YOU DON'T DISAGREE WITH ME!
>> THAT'S NOT TRUE
AND YOU KNOW IT!
>> ALL RIGHT, WHATEVER YOU SAY!
>> WHAT DO YOU MEAN?
WHO SAYS I'M RIGHT?
>> I DO!
>> HALT! CEASE AND DESIST!
ARGUING LIKE THAT IS A 708.
YOU ARE GUILTY OF EIGHT COUNTS
OF PUBLIC DISAGREEMENT.
>> WE ARE NOT!
>> NINE COUNTS OF PUBLIC
DISAGREEMENT!
NOW, ARE YOU GOING TO
COME QUIETLY?
>> WATCH THIS.
THE ROOSTER'S, LIKE, FLIPPED
HIS BEAK, MAN.
>> LAWBREAKERS!
YOU CANNOT ESCAPE FROM
THE LONG WING OF THE LAW!
>> WE NEED A PLACE TO HIDE!
>> LIKE, WE'RE HUNG OUT
TO DRY, SIS!
>> NOW, HOW CAN I CATCH
TWO SHEEP?
I KNOW.
I AM LITTLE BO PEEP AND I HAVE
LOST MY SHEEP, WAGGING THEIR
TAILS BEHIND THEM.
>> YOU'RE GONNA BE FONDUE,
WORM!
>> AHA! A 927--WORM HUNTING
OUT OF SEASON!
>> HA! GOTCHA!
>> HA! GOTCHA!
>> [ CHATTERING ]
>> GIGGLING AT AN OFFICER
OF THE LAW!
THAT'S AN 828, WORM.
>> WHY, YOU...
>> SAYING NAUGHTY WORDS
IN WORM TALK--THAT'S A 699.
[ MUSIC ]
DISCO DANCING ON TUESDAY.
THAT'S A 414.
>> [ SHOUTS ]
I HAVE TO GET ORSON BACK!
HELLO? HELLO?
I'D LIKE TO MAKE A DUCK-TO-PIG
CALL TO ORSON PIG.
>> ORSON PIG? ORSON PIG?
PLEASE PICK UP THE WHITE
COURTESY TIN CAN.
>> THIS IS ORSON PIG.
>> ORSON? ORSON?
ROY'S ARRESTING EVERYBODY!
HE'S GONE BADGE-HAPPY
AND HE'S THROWING EVERYBODY
IN THE SLAMMER!
>> HAVING A PIG PAGED IN
THE PINE TREES--THAT'S AN 808.
DOING A DOUBLE-TAKE WITHOUT
A PERMIT--THAT'S A 593.
>> HELLO? HELLO?
OPERATOR?
OH, I'D BETTER GET BACK THERE!
>> A ROOSTER WITH A BADGE!
>> 100-MILE PER HOUR SPEED
LIMIT PASSING A HOG WALLER.
EXCEEDING LEGAL MAXIMUM
OCCUPANCY OF A SCARECROW--
THAT'S A 240.
>> [ STAMMERING ]
>> IMPERSONATING A SQUASH--
THAT'S A 666.
>> I GIVE UP!
THIS IS IT!
LOCK ME UP AND THROW AWAY
THE KEY!
>> PIG RETURNING!
>> ORSON, HELP! DO SOMETHING!
>> ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT!
>> IN YOU GO, CRIMINAL!
>> ROY, YOU'VE ARRESTED
EVERYONE!
>> JUST DOING MY JOB.
>> ORSON'LL DO IT.
ORSON WILL GET US OUT OF HERE.
>> YOU REALLY THINK SO, BO?
>> NO.
>> BREATHING ON A DEPUTY'S
FEATHERS--THAT'S A 588, ORSON.
>> ROY, YOU CAN'T LOCK US
ALL UP!
>> ORSON, DO SOMETHING!
>> DON'T WORRY.
I'VE GOT AN IDEA.
OH, ROY, A WORD WITH YOU?
COULD I SEE THE RULE BOOK?
>> HERE, JAILBIRD.
>> UH-HUH.
OH, HERE IT IS.
PUTTING KETCHUP ON
A PEANUT BUTTER SANDWICH--
THAT'S A 617.
>> OH, NO!
>> LITTERING FARMYARD WITH
STALE LUNCH--THAT'S A 938.
>> UH-OH!
>> OH, USING THE DUSTPAN
WITHOUT A LICENSE--
THAT'S A 707.
>> I'M A CRIMINAL, TOO!
>> THAT'LL SHOW HIM, ORSON!
>> YEAH! NOW MAYBE HE'LL
LEARN NOT TO ENFORCE
*** LAWS!
>> RIGHT!
>> I HAVE ARRESTED MYSELF.
>> ROY, WHO'S GONNA LET US OUT?
>> HEY, LIKE, THIS OLD BOOK OF
OLD LAWS EXPIRED IN 1889, MAN.
>> THAT BOOK IS OVER
100 YEARS OLD.
WHO STARTED ALL THIS ANYWAY?
OH, THAT'S RIGHT.
WELL, LET'S GET RID OF IT.
>> I HOPE THAT SOMEONE COMES BY
TO LET US OUT.
>> ANYONE!
>> UH, ORSON?
THROWING A BOOK OUT LIKE THAT
IS A 287.
>> ROY, SHUT UP!
>> SORRY.
>> ODIE!
[ CRASH ]
ODIE?
[ HORSE NEIGHS ]
>> WELL, HOWDY THERE, MA'AM.
YOU KNOW, SOME GALS MIGHT
CONSIDER A GUY LIKE ME TO BE
A REAL CATCH.
>> NOW THAT YOU MENTION IT,
YOU DO LOOK A BIT LIKE
A RAINBOW TROUT.
>> GEE, I--AHEM.
>> WELL, I'M HAPPIER THAN
A RATTLESNAKE IN A PRAIRIE DOG
TOWN TO SEE YOU BACK HERE
AT THE RANCH, JONNY BOY!
>> OH, CACTUS JAKE.
>> I'M HUNGRIER THAN
A RATTLESNAKE IN A PRAIRIE DOG
TOWN--WHATEVER THAT MEANS.
>> WELL, IT'S MY OLD PAL,
GARFUNKLE.
YOU GOTTA WATCH OUT FOR THEM
CACTUSES.
>> I DIDN'T GET ACUPUNCTURED?
>> CACTUS JAKE, HOW DID YOU GET
THE NAME CACTUS JAKE?
>> WELL, FUNNY YOU SHOULD
ASK THAT, JONNY.
OLD GARGAMALE HERE JUST
REMINDED ME OF HOW COME
MY FAMILY CARRIES THE NICKNAME
OF CACTUS.
>> UH-OH. I FEEL A FLASHBACK
COMING ON, FOLKS.
>> LET ME TELL YOU THE STORY.
>> THIS WOULD BE A GOOD TIME TO
GO TO THE KITCHEN FOR MORE
CORN FLAKES.
>> YOU SEE, IT ALL STARTED WITH
MY GRANDPAPPY, CACTUS JACK,
ONLY HE WAS JUST PLAIN OLD
JACK THEN.
YOU HEARD OF THE JAMES GANG?
THE WILD BUNCH?
YOU KNOW, BUTCH CASSIDY AND
THE SUNDANCE KID?
AND PLACES ALONG THE OUTLAW
TRAIL LIKE HOLE IN THE WALL
AND ROBBERS ROOST?
WELL, GRANDPA JACK WAS
A SHERIFF OF A LITTLE TOWN NEAR
THAT OLD OUTLAW TRAIL, AND HIS
DEPUTY WAS A FELINE DRIFTER
KNOWN ONLY AS THE LASAGNA KID.
[ SNEEZES ]
HIS JOB WAS TO KEEP THE PEACE
IN THE TERRITORY'S VARMINT
POPULATION.
[ SNORTING ]
[ SNEEZES ]
>> EASY, BOY.
JUST MY LUCK TO HAVE THE ONLY
HORSE IN THE WEST THAT'S
ALLERGIC TO CATS.
>> NOBODY KNEW WHERE THE KID
COME FROM, BUT EVERYBODY THAT
KNEW HIM KNEW TO STAY
CLEAR OF HIM.
>> HEY, WHO LET THAT CAT
IN HERE?
>> AS FOR THOSE THAT DIDN'T,
THEY LEARNED A HARD LESSON
REAL FAST.
>> MAKE YOUR PLAY, STRANGER.
>> FASTEST FLATWARE
IN THE WEST, THAT WAS
THE LASAGNA KID, YESSIREE.
>> I DIDN'T MEAN NOTHING,
HONEST!
I APOLOGIZE, MR. DEPUTY SIR.
>> THE KID WAS TOUCHY,
ALL RIGHT.
THERE WAS ONLY ONE WOMAN WHO
KNEW THE WAY TO HIS HEART.
>> HOWDY, DEPUTY.
>> HOWDY, MISS KITTY.
>> MIGHTY FANCY EATING THERE.
MUST BE TOUGH BEING THE FASTEST
EATER IN THE WEST.
>> WELL, YOU KNOW HOW IT IS.
THERE'S ALWAYS SOME YOUNG PUNK
FORK-SLINGER WAITING TO
CHALLENGE YOU.
>> WELL, HOW ABOUT SHOWING ME
SOME MORE OF THAT SPOON PLAY?
>> IF'N YOU LIKE, MA'AM.
>> IT MUST BE LOVE.
>> THEN CAME THAT FATEFUL DAY
WHEN THE THREE ORNERIEST CROOKS
IN THE COUNTY COME TO TOWN--
THE LEFKOWITZ BROTHERS.
[ WOMAN SCREAMS ]
[ NEIGHING ]
>> [ GRUNTING ]
>> WHAT IN THE NAME OF
GENE AUTRY IS GOING ON?
>> JERRY, THE SHORT BRANCH
CAFE'S JUST BEEN HELD UP
AND THEY'VE GONE AND TOOK
MISS KITTY, TOO!
>> GRANDPA JACK AND THE KID
SPOKE NARY A WORD TO
EACH OTHER.
>> OKAY, WHO'S THE WISE GUY
WHO MOVED MY HORSE?
>> THEY HEADED OUT OF TOWN
AFTER THE OUTLAWS.
[ HORSE SNEEZES ]
THEIR DESTINATION?
THE FAMED VARMINT-INFESTED
AND PRETTY NEAR IMPREGNABLE
OUTLAW HIDEOUT KNOWN AS
ROBBERS ROOST.
IT WAS POSSIBLE TO LOSE
YOURSELF FOR MONTHS IN THAT
THERE MAZE OF RIDGE ROUTES.
[ SNIFFS ]
[ SNEEZES ]
LUCKILY, THE LASAGNA KID'S
HORSE COULD SMELL THE CAT HAIR
FROM MISS KITTY TO POINT
THE WAY.
[ SNEEZES ]
IT WAS TOUGH GOING.
ONE FALSE STEP AND, WELL,
I DON'T HAVE TO TELL YOU.
>> YOU BOYS GIVE YOURSELF UP
IN THE NAME OF THE LAW!
>> IT LOOKED LIKE GRANDPA JACK
HAD BITTEN OFF A MITE MORE
THAN HE COULD CHEW.
THAT'S WHEN OLD LADY LUCK
INTERVENED.
> AH-AH-AHH-AH-CHOO!
[ RUMBLING ]
>> WHOA! OUCH!
OOH! OH! OW! EEH! AAH!
>> YOU RESCUED ME, KID.
HOW CAN I SHOW MY APPRECIATION?
>> OH, MAYBE SOME MORE OF
THAT THERE LASAGNA.
>> THEY TOOK MISS KITTY BACK
TO THE SHORT BRANCH CAFE.
AS FOR GRANDPA JACK, HE STOPPED
OFF AT THE TOWN DOCTOR.
SEEMS HE'D GOTTEN A LITTLE
BEHIND IN HIS WORK.
>> OUCH! OOH!
OHH!
AIN'T YOU THROUGH YET, DOC?
>> FROM NOW ON, I THINK WE
SHOULD CALL YOU SHERIFF
CACTUS JACK.
>> SO THAT'S HOW COME YOU'RE
CACTUS JAKE, HUH, CACTUS JAKE?
>> HA! THAT'S RIGHT, PARTNER.
HMM, HEY!
THERE'S NOTHING BEATS THE TASTE
OF WESTERN STYLE
BARBECUED RIBS.
>> CACTUS, SCHMACTUS,
I'M STILL THE FASTEST
FLATWARE IN THE WEST.
[ MUSIC ]