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This is 'Intelligently Absurd'!
Hi, I'm Tiburcia and this is 'Intelligently Absurd'
First of all, I want to say I did everything posible to try they didn't show the previous scene
It seems they didn't pay so much attention to me...
I also want to say that the girl who was in the first promo with me died a bit
Her name was Mendoza
Sweet Mother of God...
In this program, you will be able to find out how intelligently absurd we can be
It consists of five sections, with very weird hosts
So let's go with the first one: 'News'
NEWS
First: We've discovered a man who hasn't been murdered
This dramatical news surprised us so much
So we went to ask him
He, happily, smacked us in the face
Second: Forensic scientists of Los Molares' army have discovered Justin Bieber is not gay...
SHE is a lesbian
Third: Today I have a chorizo sandwich as an afternoon snack
Really? Chorizo? Mine is a chopped pork one
Ok. The next section is 'Paranoia... I mean... Parodies' hosted by Foxxy
Paranoia
I mean... Parodies
Good morning
I swear, it wasn't me!
Well, it was me, but he forced me to do it!
Ok, ok. Take it easy, boy
What did you bring for us today?
I like trains
They are very co-co-cool
And they goooo very fast, and they take you-
Shut the f**k up! No one cares about the f**king trains! Argh!
But they are very cool...
Would you like to tell us what the f**k is your section about and what the f**k did you bring for us today?!
Well, like you said before, my section is called 'Paranoia... I mean... Parodies'
And I show you parodies about Internet stuff, commercials, TV programs, movies, etc
Today, for example, I have one about a TV program, and another one about a commercial
Let's watch them!
Hi, I'm Curly!
And I am Sam!
And this is 'iCurly'!
Haha! Cool! Let's dance!
Hey Sam, why are we dancing?
Because we are stupid!
Haha! Yeah! Cool!
Besides, We've killed Freddie! Let's see it!
Haha! Cool!
We also have hired a new cameraman
Haha! Cool! Let's dance while we go round and round and eat cookies!
Haha! Haha!
Ha! Now this is only mine!
Muahahaha... And what do I do now?
Well, do you know my friend Manola doesn't eat Activa yet
But, Carmen, I don't feel inflated
Come on! Try it and you'll see
No, seriously. I don't feel inflated
EAT THE F**KING ACTIVIA!!
IF YOU DON'T BUY ACTIVIA, I'LL GO TO YOUR HOUSE AND I''LL MAKE YOU S**T FORCIBLY!
:O
We-well...
I-I have to-to do some shopping...
We'll be right back
AAAAAAAAAAHHH!!!
Drink Pacorade! It's good because he says it!
Do you think Pacorade is good?
Well, to be honest-
You see? You MUST buy it now!
PACORADE!!
'Pacorade can cause leprosy, cholera, chronic diarrhoea, instant death (after two hours) and death by childhood obesity (when you'll be 34)'
Hey, Tiburcia!
We're on air
Emm.. Welcome back
Now it's time for Mariconchi's section
LITERALLY
SPEAKING
Hello and good morning!
Well, thanks. Actually, it is a good morning
Really?
No. How can it be a good morning if I have to in this stupid program with this stupid host and this stupid haircut?
Well... Can you tell us what is your section about and what did you bring for us today?
Yeah, It would be a pleasure
Really? :D
No
Well, my section's called 'Literally Speaking'
And it's about what would happen if the expressions we use everyday were literal
Today, I bring three examples
Eh... Sorry, are you OK?
You look tired
Last night I didn't sleep very well... I'm drained#
...then the boat crashes and...
And?!! Don't leave me hungry for more!##
It seems it's a nice day
Yeah, but the weather is crazy. I'm sure it's going to pour### right now
Well, it seems it will be a bit different, don't you think so? Eh? Eh?
You are right, Tiburcia
Really? :D
No, I even wasn't listening what you were saying
I like killing people
Well, they're telling me, through my imaginary earpiece, Asuero is with somebody. Let's see it
Morning, Asuero. What did you bring for us today?
Morning, Tiburcia
Today, we have something amazing
A musician who will revolutionize all the music charts, as soon as he publishes his hit
He's right here with me, playing the piano. Please...
Hello! :)
Yeah... well, can you talk about your new hit?
Well, my hit... Emmm... Well... It's...
Do I play it?
Motherf**er
Motherf**er
Motherf**er
Motherf**er
Well, we've heard this amazing song. Now, we all want to know what is its name
Well, I've called it 'Love'
What a profound title...
OK
Well, I return the connection to you, Tiburcia
Well, we're almost out of time, we have to cut, ok? Bye bye, honey! :D
Well, I'm alone again
So it's time for our last section, 'Sketches which make less sense than the other ones'
In which we show you sketches absurder than the other ones
And that's so hard
Let's watch them! Anastasio, hit the 'Play' button.
SKETCHES
WHICH MAKE LESS SENSE THAN THE OTHER ONES
Hello?
Hey, man! What's up? How are you?
Err... Dead
Ah, OK. I hope you're fine
Hey, dude, can you me a favour?
Whatever you want
Avenge my dea- !!!!!!!!
Sorry, teacher. I think you've made some mistakes with my exam... I have a B and I deserve a B+
Are you questioning my intelligence? Now you have a C!
But why?!
Are you asking for explanations? Now you have a D+!
That's so unfair!
This my class! You must do what I say! You have an F! Go to you're f**ing house!
With these sketches we say goodbye until the next program
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BYE!
This starts to hurt a bit...
Cut it... For God's sake!
Aaaaarrgggghhhh
Action
Third: Today I have a chorizo sandwich as an afternoon snack
Really? Chorizo? Mine is a chopped pork one
And?!! Don't leave me hungry for more! Blaaarararfghhg
Again... 3, 2, 1, action
Well, I'm alone again
Well, it was me, but he forced me to do it!
Ok, ok. Ta-take agsdavfhag
Now, we'd like to know what is its name. Please, Mr. F**Star, tell it to us
Well, it's a beautiful name, I've called it 'Love'
I like the micro, it's cool
Yeah, laugh what you want, but this is going to be in the bloopers
They are very co-co-cool, and they go very fa-ast hahahaha
*Subtitled by Hugo Barrero*