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Hello I'm Max, and I'm Alex. And this is: In Bed With Max and Alex. You know where we
discuss the issues. With us as always is our co-host, Justin, who's a little tied up at
the moment. I can't feel my arms but I sure can feel this crowd, right? Lets give them
a round of applause! *Applause* Okay, well, we'll get back to you Justin. Woo that is
some old milk you guys, about as old as my grandmother. Max, you do know that milk has
an expiration date, right? Expiration? Date? Well yeah, everything ends at some point.
Justin- could you lay me down a beat? *Beat boxes* Could you do that at a more educational
pace? Wait? Condoms expire? Yeah dude, don't you ever check the label? They have expiration
dates. Make sure you check the packaging to find your expiration date, and never use an
expired ***. Well, I don't remember, I opened the thing so long ago I must have used
it at least 50 times by now. You've used the same *** over 50 times? Yeah, I mean, you
know, stay green, mother earth, recycle, environment. So throw it out when you're done! Why do you
keep doing that?