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We're on the plane and he says he needs
to ***, only he's gone for what feels like an
eternity. So I'm thinking you know either he's
working his way through a particularly
truculant Harry plopper. Harry plopper?
Wow is that - it that's really a...
I mean if anything it's come and gone.
I am so out of touch.
Anyway suddenly this announcement starts up.
Ladies and gentlemen this is your captain speaking.
I'd like to introduce you to one of our
fellow passengers who has a very special
announcement to make.
You're kidding.
Swear to god.
He starts rattling off all this corny as *** ***.
- and I'm just thinking please,
please let this be a hoax.
Claire Pascal, will you marry me?
It was the worst hour and a bit of my life.
He wept, *** uninterrupted for the rest of that flight.
I'm sorry Claire.
Here's to not proposing, or wanking in
public or truculent Harry - what was it?
Ploppers? Truculent Harry ploppers.
Wait a minute I don't understand are we
toasting complicated ***?