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MAN 1: Turn and fight, coward!
MAN 2: You'll never catch me!
What have you got?
AUGIE: The Cacedonians have our kinsmen surrounded.
Leave them for Davith.
Prepare for a Glencracken!
Comrades!
Cacedonia!
The king is unprotected.
I shall approach him from the rear.
MAN: God save you!
Oh, *** me. All right. You got it. I got you.
That's... You look amazing.
Thanks, man.
ARGOTRON: You're dead.
AUGIE: No way. I killed you.
ARGOTRON: You didn't kill me. Now exeunt this battlefield.
AUGIE: Wait a second. That's not fair.
ARGOTRON: Listen, you little twerp.
You've been slain by the mighty king. Now get lost,
and take some pride in dying an honorable death.
AUGIE: No, but I killed you.
You can't kill me after I already killed you.
Davith of Glencracken.
Yes, my liege.
Didst he slay me?
He doth not slay the king.
You weren't even here when it happened!
Was too here.
Everyone, I'm telling you the truth. I killed the king!
(PEOPLE LAUGHING) I...
Why don't you believe me? I swear...
Dost the Xanthian weep like a maiden?
(ALL LAUGHING)
Why are you laughing at me?
MAN: What are you doing?
Danny, I didn't...
I killed the king. ARGOTRON: Oh, my God.
You're lying.
Are you calling me a liar? You're a liar.
Danny, just drop it. Let's just get out of here. It doesn't matter.
Are you telling me a kid could slay the mighty king?
Not a real king, but you, yeah.
You're lying. I can tell. Danny, stop.
He killed you. Give him your hat.
It's a crown.
Give him your hat. Danny.
It's a crown, dude!
(PEOPLE EXCLAIM)
ARGOTRON: Dude! You're a liar.
It's a piece of plastic.
Okay, game over.
You both are disqualified from Laire forever.
What? Are you kidding me?
Augie! Augie!
Augie.
Leave me alone.
Look. I'm sorry.
No, you're not sorry. You don't care about any of this!
This is so unfair!
(SHOUTING)
Hey, come on, buddy. I'm not your buddy!
You're only doing this because the judge is making you.
And you know what? That's fine if you don't give a ***,
but you don't have to ruin it for me, because I do give a ***!
I give lots of ***!
Look, it's gonna be okay.
No, it's not gonna be okay!
You're the worst mentor ever! No wonder your girlfriend left you, you ***!