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Mutu the Master Yogi (India, A.D.1980)
So, before the reporter comes,
I would like to review the interview questions with you
Rid yourself of worldly desires
Umm, ok.
I would like to move on to the questions.
So you've been fasting for a while.
How many days have you been fasting?
According to you secular beings,
10 days
Oh
Or perhaps longer
Umm, so you mean 10 days?
Perhaps yes... perhaps not
So, yea...so 10 days?
Not everything is countable in this world
Excuse us
Hello
Yea, drinking next Sunday?
'Course, buddy
Go out for a jug?
Sounds good. Yea, got'cha, homie
Yea, I'll be there
Alright, talk to you later
Ooh, so you can speak casually, I guess?
Yes
Umm, you're welcome to talk in, ...in a more casual way for the interview.
Oh, really? You should have told me from the start
Oh, I'm sorry
So, I'll ask you the same question again
So could you answer it n a more casual and normal way?
Are you fasting now?
Yes
Um, I couldn't help but overhearing just now...
You mentioned drinking?
Oh, it means water.
Oh, so you meet up with friends to go out for jugs of water...
With your yogi homies...
Oh, I see. I get it I See.
- It'd be horrible otherwise, right? - Yes, it would be.
-Cut, cut! -I got it, I got it
- So, what did you have for your last meal? - An onion burger.
Oh, so,
- With just onions? - No I like'em juicy
- Juicy onions? - With the grill marks
- Oh, you mean the patty, you eat meat. - Yea, yea.
I see, I see. So when did you have that...
the...juicy burger?
10 days ago
Oh so you mean, You had meat for the last time, 10 days ago.
So, the reporter will ask you the same question
In what kind of tone will you answer it? So, the reporter will ask you the same question
In what kind of tone will you answer it?
When he asks the last time you've had a meal?
10 days
Or perhaps,
longer
or perhaps, not.
Mutuuuuuuuuuu!
Oh, ...don'tget... the last "Mutuuuuuu"
I'm sorry
Could we possibly aim for something, more across-the-board?
Across-the-board? Yes, something more overarching
You may come off as too...extreme
The viewers, ouch,
So that it'll be easier for viewers to... to understand
- I think it'll be better that way. - Oh, do you think so?
- And with the last"Mutuuuuu!" - Hold on a sec.
Hello?
Yea, thank you...
Course, buddy.
7 o'clock, yea.
Alright.
Umm and another thing.
Could you possibly turn off your phone during the interview?
- I see, ok. - Right
If you get a call and go "Hello"
We will cut it out of course but... yea
And also... And also about the car.
- Don't touch the car. - Of course I won't.
Would it be possible to move it somewhere else?
What, no way.
You know... I published the book just to buy that baby.
Oh, so the Art of Zen book you published... was for the car...?
From the profits from the book? You bought that car?
Wow, isn't that car really expensive?
Yea, it's like the Sin of Zen