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I wrote this song about my girlfriend, but not for my girlfriend.
(do it) I got a girlfriend that i don't like,
but she's hot. So I keep her around.
(Keep that *** around) She spends my paycheck in record time,
but she's hot. So I keep her around.
(Keep that *** around) But when the time comes, she walks in here,
and talks to me, my head explodes. Cause' she sounds like a banshee.
But if she's too drunk to talk (yay), then she just removes her clothes and my head
explodes into a jimmy hat.
(jimmy hat) And then she wants to cuddle - and i'm not
against that but- I would rather play nintendo.
(play nintendo) But she won't let me.
Sorry I've been distant Mario. (sorry Mario)
IT'S MAJESTIC TIME!
There's another girl I actually like, but she's fugly
so I don't talk to her. (in public)
But you just can't fake our chemistry, but she's still fugly, so I still don't talk
to her. (in public)
(in public!) Until the time comes when she walks in here,
and we sit back and enjoy some anime ***. (cause' that ***'s hot)
(except the tenticles) Unless there's someone else in the room,
then I just hand her a broom and say "Here's your broom - WITCH! hahaha"
Here's your broom witch, go fly to chewbacca's house'
and make chewbabies. Then I dish out highfives.
And I can tell that makes her angry. It's pretty obvious.
When she kiscks me in the nuts- *SMACK*
Oww, sorry I said you were fugly, you have quite a leg.
MAJESTIC TIME WITH CHEWBACCA
"That was great chewbacca thank you" "Thanks for comin' out chewbacca thank you"
"The song's done chewbacca!" "CHEWBACCA SHUT UP!"
"I'm sorry.." "I'm sorry, I yelled at you... chewbacca..."
"Look man, I'm sorry! ok? just go home man, just go home..."