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will answer them
Then,
Janu German will narrate a story in English language
And then,
Murad Ali Khan will narrate a story in English language
Mr. Janu German,
now it's your turn
"That!"
Come'on come'on Murad Ali Khan
it's a short question, come'on!
Hey! Janu German gave your sir cold sweat!
[laughter]
silence! silence!
"What do you mean by that!"
[applause]
That's it! that's it! stop! stop!
Janu German!
Ask the second question!
"Why?"
[excitement]
Speak up! Speak up now!
Silence! silence!
Sir don't take so long!
Now why? Why not take long?
After all it's an english speaking contest.
Our man will give a rock-solid answer after careful thinking!
"I don't understand your question!"
[applause]
Silence! silence! silence!
Mr. Janu German! third question!
>> "Where?"
>> "Oh my God!"
"Are you a crazy man?"
[applause]
Silence! silence!
Baba Suleman! this is unfair!
Yeah right! What is unfair?
How does that make sense?
Janu German asks a question in one word
and your sir nervously gulps and then forms a long sequence of words
Silence! silence!
Bhoora Khan!
this is not a game of words!
>> Yes!
You be quiet!
Folks! At this time I won't take any sides!
because I am the moderator!
sit down! sit down and stay silent!
yes! yes! sit down! yes!
Yes! Mr. Murad Ali Khan!
Now you ask a question!
>> Mr. Ramzan! >> yes sir! >> what are you doing?
[laughter]
Nothing!
>> "What is your name?"
[applause]
"But it is not the answer of my question!"
"Four five six eighty-eight ninety-nine!"
[applause]
stop it! stop it!
Why hello Uncle Ramzan!
Is Janu German not the expert?
Friends, this is called the real english speaking!
Wait! wait!
>> Sir!
Would you do me a favor?
>> What?
>> A few sprinkles of cold water on your face?
Oh Mr. Ramzan!
Things are being very unfair here.
I would have boycotted this contest long time ago.
But the problem is that I have to display sportsmanship ...
and agree with the rules of the moderators.
Sir that's why I'm asking you!
okay forget about cold water.
Drink a glass of milk!
Oh! It's okay! it's okay!
Now don't pick my brains! sit down quiet!
>> Sir! the opponent is very strong!
>> I'm asking you to sit down and be quiet!
Okay!
[laughter]
Silence! silence!
Uncle Ramzan! ask your sir to come back after living seven more years in Britain!
yeah!
Boy! look where German-educated is (up high) and where Britain one is (down below)!
There's a huge difference between German and Britain, is it not?
yeah! yeah!
Oh stop it! sit down Bhoora Khan! sit down!
>> Buddy! now ask the third question!
>> doing it! doing it!
>> "Please! Give me proper answer!"
>> "Eleven twelve eighty-eight ninety-nine hundred!"
[applause]
Folks!
first round is over.
Now it's the second round, of narrating a story in spoken english.
So I ask Janu German first to narrate a story in spoken english.
[evil laughter]
"One! ..."
"one two three four five."
"Five ..."
"eight ..."
"nine ..."
"ninety-nine ..."
"Hundred ..."
"hundred and twelve ..."
"Twelve and thirty three ..."
"Thirty three and forty four ..."
"and forty four and forty five."
"Thank you."
"Very nice."
"That!"
"Why?"
"Where?"
"Good bye!"
"Good night!"
[evil laughter]
"Half-mind!"
[praise]
[celebration]
Shut up! be silent! be silent!
Mr. Murad Ali Khan!
Now it's your turn to narrate a story in spoken english!
>> Sir! hey sir!
drink a glass of milk?
>> Oh! Mr. Ramzan. Please sit down! sit!
>> Oh come'on!
Shut shut! listen! listen to him!
"Few moments before, ..."
"my good old friend, ..."
"Mr. Ramzan ..."
[surprise]
"has been telling me ..."
"that I should drink a glass of milk ..."
[surprise]
"then I would be able to fight with a person ..."
"who don't know ..."
"even a single word of english."
"So please ..."
[surprise]
"why don't you excuse me on this occasion?"
"That's all!"
"My good old justice!"
[applause]
Stop! stop! shut shut!
[clears throat]
Brothers!
we three moderators, listened attentively to Mr. Janu German and Mr. Murad Ali Khan's spoken english,
and paid attention to each word.
Both expressed english language like a flowing river.
Both gave each other a hard time ...
you all saw and heard!
[praise]
we heard!
We have made the decision ...
but to convince you of justice, ...
I will ask you a few questions.
>> You will answer correctly?
>> Yes! of course!
>> Sincerely?
>> yeah! yeah!
>> Mr. Murad Ali Khan spoke the english language, ...
he used the word 'Ramzan' in that speech?
>> yes!
>> Sir you spoke that word?
>> yes! I did!
>> bravo!
>> after that, he used the word 'glass'?
>> yes! of course!
>> Sir you spoke that word?
>> yes! I did! ... "glass of milk"!
>> bravo! bravo!
>> after that, you also used the word 'so'?
>> yes! yeah! of course! yeah!
>> bravo!
what that means is, that Mr. Murad Ali Khan, while speaking english, ...
used three words of our language, 'Ramzan', 'glass', and 'so'.
Janu German, while speaking english, did not use even a single word of our language!
What that means, what that means is that this contest ...
was won by Janu German!
[celebration]