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Meme: Awkward silence!
Meme: That is the BEST start to a video ever.
Red: What?
Red: Wait-wait-wait-wait-wait, we're recording?
Meme: You're an idiot. Go play with your poo-log.
Red: Does anyone get the reference there?
Cp: I do, and I don't remember who it was um...
Red: That was SAAAAM.
Cp: Oh yeah! God, that was a while ago.
Cp: Oh god! Rocket-rocket-rocket-rocket!
Red: Where is Meme, I wanna get on video.
Cp: Oh god!
Meme: PFFFT-Did I really get you with that?
Retro: *Random Noises*
Meme: I'm just gonna get rid of that.
Red: Oh god-Oh god I'm behind that AAAH!
Cp: What are you doing?!
Red: *SCREAMS*
Meme: *Laughs*
Cp: Red, Just Cause 2: "What are you doing?!" (Quoting a JC2 Enemy)
Red: *Laughs* "Ah! He got me with his wire thingy!" (Also quoting said enemy)
Meme: *Laughs*
Alex: Damnit.
Cp: Okay, how am I gonna do this? Ah, fence-fence-fence.
Red: *Whistles a Southwestern Duel Theme*
Cp: I opened the fence.
Meme: Did you-is the respawn distance far? 'Cause it definitely doesn't seem like it's near.
Cp: Um, I have not set it. But it might be.
Cp: I shall solve this problem! -No.
Meme: Respawn distance Medium, you need to fix that next round.
Cp: Yep. Next round.
Red: Fix that now.
Cp: I WISH.
Cp: Good god! Die Meme!
Meme: *Laughs*
Cp: Oh god! What-I landed ontop of one of the trucks Meme!
Meme: Really?
Cp: On one of the trailers, yeah.
Red: I FOUND MEME'S WEAKNESS.
Cp: What the fu--*Laughs*-What the hell?! (Trucks spawn inside of each other, making the two fly off into the distance)
Meme: What.
Red: I got this! I got this!
Cp: Meme?
Red: AGGGGH!
Meme: PFFT.
Red: ***.
Meme: You want me to kill you?
Red: No! Crap!
Red: *Laughs* ***.
Meme: *Laughs*
Cp: Meme, Meme. One of the Phantom trucks, they just spawned inside of each other, and as such
Cp: One went flying off into the distance. I'm not even kidding.
Cp: Oh god! I don't know why I just did that.
Meme: *Laughs*
Meme: You just gave me a bigger target to hit.
Meme: I like how you died right-aw. Despawned.
Cp: Pfft. Aw.
Alex: Yo, one of you, kill me.
Meme: Cp, lets go try to get Alex out of the water.
Meme: Why do I have to fetch your girlfriend for you?
Cp: *Laughs*
Alex: Do I have to *** you up, Meme?
Red: We're girlfriend delivery, get it right.
Alex: No.
Cp: *Laughs*
Alex: Aw, ***!
Alex: Come on, I found stairs!
Alex: You, are a ***.
Meme: Red!
Red: Hi!
Meme: *Laughs*
Meme: I'm alive, someone kill me!
Cp: Fork lift!
Red: I'm still falling!
Cp: Meme, I got a forklift!
Meme: Aw, my battery is low!
Red: Cp, I already beat you to that!
Meme: Remind me to-remind me to charge my controller after this round.
Meme: Cp, just kill me.
Red: Retro, shut up! We're recording.
Cp: Hey Meme, how ya doin'?
Meme: *Laughs*
Meme: You actually fle- *Laughs*
Meme: You actually flew on my screen. Er, you actually flew on my screen.
Cp: *Laughs* Really?
Meme: Yeah.
Red: [Do] not get lit on fire picking up cop-- pocket cash.
Cp: You and your pocket cash.
Cp: Alex how did you get in the water again?
Alex: No I took the--***!
Meme: You took the ***.
Cp: Took the ***.
Red: From who? (Messes up joke) Not Cp I hope!
Meme: *Laughs*
Red: ...I mean-*** I said that as-backwards.
Meme: *Laughs* Said that ***-backwards.
Cp: *Laughs* I was gonna say, what the hell are you saying?
Alex: Oh god you're in the water too.
Cp: "Splish-splash, I'm taking a bath." (Referencing Ed Edd n' Eddy)
Red: I mean FROM Cp I hope.
Meme: Oh god, and Alex is watching.
Cp: *Laughs*
Red: THAT'S what I call, Foreplay.
Cp: Oh, okay.
Alex: Okay.
Red: Mmm, taking a bath there, big boy?
Meme: Red, where the hell are you?
Cp: *Laughs*
Red: Huh.. I'm gonna stop.
Cp: PLEASE do.
Red: It's gonna get flagged on Youtube.
Meme: *Laughs*
Cp: *Laughs* *** content.
Alex: Awww, YES!
Alex: Yes.
Red: Oh, Alex. Be quiet, you can't put that on Youtube!
Meme: Are you all-are you all dead? I can't see anyone.
Cp: *Laughs*
Alex: *Laughs*
Meme: Are you all-yeah you all were dead! I was the only one alive.
Alex: Meanwhile... we're killing each other. This makes sense.
Alex: Oh, is that a Meme over there?
Cp: *Laughs* Meme, Meme the truck that went flying is still over here, against this wall.
Alex: Oh....
Meme: PFFFT.
Alex: Oh my god-what?
Meme: What the hell just fell on you Alex?
Alex: *Laughing*
Alex: I don't know.... *Laughing*
Alex: Guys help me! They're out to kill me!
Cp: *Laughs*
Alex: He has no ammo, kill him!
Meme: No I got one from you.
Red: Why is Meme above me-oh god!
Meme: *Laughs*
Red: ...That voice crack.
Meme: *Laughs*
Meme: Alex I got one rocket from you and I used it to kill Red.
Red: Awww, what a shot! Oh god a Cp in a forklift!
Meme: *Laughs*
Meme: I just seen him run by in the deathcam.
Cp: I shall forklift you!
Meme: Oh god.
Red: Come, at, me, bro-o-o-o
Meme: HEY. HEY. HEY. RED.
Meme: RED. Cp wants to fork you.
Cp: *Laughs*
Red: EW. Kill it.
Meme: *Laughs*
Auzzo: *Groans*
Cp: Well, it's better than spooning!
Meme: Oh GOD.
Red: Aw, come on. What's wrong with spooning?
Alex: *Laughs*
Cp: *Laughs*
Meme: *Laughs*
Red: As long as it's mutually agreed that you're both not gay.
Meme: *Laughs*
Cp: *Laughs*
Red: Oh gosh, oh gosh.
Red: Mans-
Red: Man-
Red: A men-
Red: A mans' guide to spooning men.
Red: Make sure both partners agree.
Red: Mutually that they're not gay and just really cold.
Red: And think each other have nice abs.
Alex: Damnit, damnit, damnit damnit. I fell in the water.
Cp: Written by Yin.
Red: Words of Wisdom from Yin Teh Win.
Meme: *Laughs*
Cp: *Laughs*
Cp: Oh god.
Red: GRAAAH.
Meme: Yeah, but, Yin wouldn't mutually agree on it.
Cp: *Laughs*
Red: You told me you were straight, Cp.
Cp: *Laughs*
Meme: *Laughs*
Cp: Oh god...
Red: Oh crap I'm on fire-I'm on fire-I'm on fire!
Meme: Oh god.
Red: Water-water-water.
Meme: Red, Red.
Meme: MORNING WOOD.
Red: Yes.
Red: Oh-what?
Red: Oh god!
Red: Not all night! Jeez!
Cp: Okay-hold on-Shh. Meme, Meme.
Cp: If Yin ever wrote it, he'd write it but not READ it. (Inside joke on how Yin never talks.)
Cp: He never TALKS.
Cp: Uh.. Meme, I burnt you?
Meme: Yeah-I stepped on some fire.
Cp: Red, why are you swimming?
Red: I'm trying to get in a boat!
Alex: 'Cause he wants to be a swimmer?
Red: It's not letting me.
Alex: I fell in a hole!
Cp: I'm just side-stepping the--
Red: And the boat disappeared, what the hell.
Cp: Why are you over there Red?
Red: Hi-Ow! I just got on the STEPS!
Cp: I noticed!
Red: Aw... my voice needs to stop cracking.
Cp: *Laughs*
Cp: On video too!
Meme: Yeah!
Cp: No-no-no-no-- Aww...
Meme: Aw.
Meme: I was in--
Red: HI MEME.
Meme: I was inbound for uh... uh... stabby hug.
Red: Double points for t-bag on video.
Meme: Ah, didn't see it at all, actually.
Red: Aw, I was right ontop of your body!
Meme: Not on my screen.
Red: Stop cracking, voice!
Red: I'm pretty much done with this puberty ***...
Meme: *Laughs*
Cp: *Laughs*
Meme: *** puberty.
Meme: Red, *** puberty.
Red: *** this *** (Deep voice)
Red: Real men, use poo-logs!
Meme: *Laughs*
Cp: Red, now you need a puberty-log.
Red: Today I grew my FIRST *** hair.
Cp: *Laughs*
Red: Get back here! I don't have a RPG!
Cp: Knife!
Red: Cp's gonna get a double kill, move.
Cp: Come here-come here-come here! Come here!
Red: Run! Split up!
Meme: *Laughs*
Meme: I knocked Alex over, at least.
Alex: Do I care? That you rammed me with a forklift? No.
Cp: Oh, floor change.
Cp: Red, get over here.
Alex: Who's shooting over here?
Cp: Aw, you suck Red!
Red: Boom!
Red: I-Cp, I ran over to get some-
Red: Oh my gosh! That tank just fell down over there!
Cp: Yeah, I knew that. I had some fall on my head!
Meme: That happened to Alex earlier.
Cp: Red! It feels like only yesterday...
Meme: Ha! Pffft. There you are, Alex.
Cp: *Cp Noises*
Cp: ... The sounds I make.
Alex: Why, am I spawning all the way over here?
Cp: Okay!
Meme: Cause Cp needs to fix the respawn distance!
Meme: Where the hell is that one goin'?
Meme: Oh PFFT. I actually got you with that? I was watching your rocket fly by.
Red: Cp, you just... flung yourself backwards...
Cp: Shh, shh.
Red: Oww.
Red: Owwww.
Cp: Heheh.
Red: Aww, right into the water.
Cp: Why are there... just... trucks everywhere over here?
Cp: Yeah I think the trucks are spawning in a lot more.
Meme: *Laughs*
Red: Trucks are friends, not food.
Meme: *Laughs*
Cp: I didn't know trucks were FOOD.
Alex: OH GOD It's a Red!
Cp: Red, Red, are you telling me you EAT trucks?
Meme: Oh crap! Screw that.
Red: That was skill.
Alex: That was really good, luck.
Alex: Well, that was amazing.
Cp: Hey Meme! Come over here, we gotta finish it with this Meme.
Meme: I can't get over there that fast.
Cp: I can.
Red: I'm gonna blow up a boat.
Red: And no, not the boat-not the boat from my Poo-Log.
Everyone: *Laughs*