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-Hi, my name is Eric, I’m 35,
and I write and compose soccer songs.
For example, the song we hear in this match
“ohe ohe”, I’ve written it.
There are 60 000 people, 2 euros per capita,
they sang it three times.
Bingo! 360 000 euros.
And the match hasn’t even started yet.
I’ve written the most famous songs:
“mmmmm we *** you in the ***!”
This one is written by me.
Or “mmmmm go *** your mother”
was created by me too.
***’ White Stripes…
Composing is not the hardest part…
but writing is.
Zlatan! Go wash your hair because
because it is too dirty with…”
That Sucks!
One of my best song is
“Paris Paris, we *** you” At the beginning
the first version was
“Paris, Paris, we bother you”. Let’s try:
“Paris, Paris, we bother you!” it’s too kind...
Exactly, it’s too kind, it’s like
“Michel, you’re stupid, I bother you, I give you a pat!”
But with “Paris we *** you,”
you see directly the main idea.
It’s not “Paris, please can we *** you,”
it’s “Paris, we *** you”. It’s an order.
We are already there, nobody’s warned you.
We are there, with our friends, our cars…
There are a lot of people! It’ll be fun!
Where are your legs, your legs?
Something is missing.
One more time
Where are your legs, your legs? ... ***
That’s it Gwendal! “***”.
You see, we just made a beautiful apple pie
and Gwendal put whipped cream on it.
R-Kelly uses a lot the word “love” in his songs.
Usher uses
“huuuaaaa”
For my part, it’s more based on…
The ***
“Zlatan, Zlatan, …
***
“Zlatan…***”
Good!
I think we have a new single.
By the way, what do you think about the level of the Ligue 1
The Ligue 1?
I’ve never heard of it.
« Zaltan...
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