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♪ Here's a nice normal girl in an ordinary world ♪
♪ Show us your fangs ♪
♪ Yay! Mona! ♪
♪ Life goes on, like it's weird ♪
♪ Soon it's everything you fear ♪
♪ Show us your fangs ♪
♪ Yay! Mona! ♪
♪ Grab your cat ♪
♪ Grab your cape ♪
♪ Boogeyman, there's no escape ♪
♪ Give a heebie-jeebie grin ♪
♪ Fight those nasties till you win ♪
♪ (Till you win) ♪
Ahhhhhhhhh!
♪ Check the mail, there's a ghoul ♪
♪ And a Mummy is loose at school ♪
♪ Show us your fangs ♪
♪ Yay! Mona! ♪
♪ Show us your fangs ♪
♪ Yay! Mona! ♪
♪ Show us your fangs ♪
♪ Yay! Mona! ♪
♪ Here's a nice normal girl ♪
♪ In an extraordinary world ♪
♪ Mona the vampire! ♪
(Shouting) Yay! Mona!
WHEN I'M OLD ENOUGH TO BUY MY FIRST CAR,
I'M COMING HERE, TO BIG RALPH'S
USED CAR LOT.
NOT JUST BECAUSE HE'S MY UNCLE,
BUT BECAUSE HE'S GOT THE SUPER GREATEST USED CARS
IN THE ENTIRE WORLD.
(HONK! HONK!)
DAD SAYS I'VE ALREADY INCREASED SALES
BY A FULL HALF PERCENT.
NICE WORK, ANGELA.
ANGELA'S FOUND HER BIGGEST ROLE YET.
POLLUTING THE ENVIRONMENT WITH HER TV COMMERCIAL.
IT'LL BE EVEN WORSE ONCE SHE TRIES OUT
FOR THE LEAD IN THE SCHOOL PLAY.
NOT IF I GET THE LEAD, AND I WILL!
IF I CAN FIND A PLAY ABOUT VAMPIRES.
AHA!
VAMPIRES, GOBLINS AND OTHER LEGENDS.
(READING) IN FAIR INGRID'S REALM,
RICHES WERE BALM,
BUT THE YOUNG PRINCESS KNEW NOT HAPPINESS,
BETROTHED TO THE EVIL TROLL PRINCE MOYGEN.
(SCREAMS)
(PANTING)
MARRY ME, INGRID!
NO! NEVER!
INGRID & MOYGEN: (STRUGGLING GRUNTS)
NOOOO!
YOU DON'T HAVE A CHOICE ANYMORE,
DO YOU, MY QUEEN?
INGRID: AHH! MOYGEN: HUH?
(PANTING)
(GRUNTING)
GOSH!
OH, YOU'VE FOUND IT!
I REALLY MUST HAVE THAT BOOK!
HELP! PITY!
I AM NOT A TROLL!
PLEASE HAVE PITY!
THIS BOOK CAN SAVE ME!
(SOBS)
PLEASE, TAKE IT.
THANK YOU.
(READING) DESTINY AND PERIL
THROUGHOUT MY LIFE.
WHEN WILL IT END THIS CONSTANT STRIFE?
VOLUME-BASED, I CAN FORSWEAR
THIS HORRID FATE I WRONGLY BEAR.
CLASS, THIS YEAR WE'VE HIRED
A DRAMA TEACHER FOR YOUR SCHOOL PLAY.
PLEASE WELCOME MS. LARKEN.
CHILDREN: HELLO MS. LARKEN!
I LOOK FORWARD TO WORKING
WITH ALL OF YOU.
NOW, HAVE YOU COME UP WITH AN IDEA FOR A PLAY?
I SAW THIS COOL MOVIE!
HANG GLIDERS PATROLLING THE EARTH.
UMM! WELL, (LAUGHS)
IT'S A PLAY WE WANT, NOT A MOVIE.
THE LITTLEST VAMPIRE!
ABOUT A VAMPIRE GIRL AND HOW SHE SAVES THE PLANET.
AHEM. PERHAPS OUR RESIDENT THESPIAN,
ANGELA SMITH HAS A SUGGESTION.
DOCTOR IN THE WOODS!
A YOUNG WOMAN SUFFERS A HIKING ACCIDENT
AND IS RESCUED BY A FOREST RANGER.
HMM!
REMEMBER, MS. LARKEN, THERE ISN'T MUCH TIME.
WE'RE ON STAGE IN A WEEK!
I'D LIKE AN OLD PLAY, LIKE A FAIRYTALE.
MM HMMM!
I'VE GOT IT!
DESTINY'S PERIL!
IT'S A MODERN VERSION OF AN OLD TROLL TALE.
INGRID, A PLUCKY YOUNG HEIRESS
RUNS AWAY FROM A MOVIE STAR
WHO WANTS TO MARRY HER FOR HER MONEY.
BUT SHE RUNS OUT OF GAS,
GETS LOST IN A NATIONAL PARK
AND IS RESCUED BY A FOREST RANGER!
CHILDREN: (APPLAUD)
AUDITIONS ARE THIS AFTERNOON.
LILY: YOU'RE A MEDICAL STUDENT
AND A FOREST RANGER?
I, UM, CHANGED CAREERS!
BYE FOR NOW!
UGH, THAT'S FINE.
YOU CAN STEP DOWN.
WELL, NO DOUBT ABOUT IT.
MONA HERE WAS THE MOST ORIGINAL!
OH PLEASE, MS. LARKEN. I AM INGRID.
I KNOW IT. HAVE YOU SEEN MY TV WORK?
TV WORK?!
YOU MEAN THAT COMMERCIAL FOR YOUR UNCLE'S USED CAR LOT?
HUMPH. THEY'RE EUROPEAN IMPORTS.
GIVEN OUR TIGHT SCHEDULE, MS LARKEN,
WE MUST CONSIDER ANGELA'S EXPERIENCE.
YIPPEE! YIPPEE! HOLLYWOOD HERE I COME!
MONA, YOU COULD PLAY THE TALKING BUSH.
THAT WOULD BE INTERESTING.
MS. LARKEN: (FRUSTRATED) TRY AGAIN, ANGELA.
FROM, (DRAMATICALLY) OH WHERE AM I?
(OFF TEMPO) OH! WHERE AM I?
IS THIS, BUT A DREAM?
ANGELA, WHAT'S THAT THING IN YOUR HAND?
IT'S JUST MY TENSION BALL, MS. LARKEN.
IT HELPS ME CONCENTRATE.
CHILDREN: (LAUGH)
(MORE FRUSTRATED) CONTINUE, GEORGE!
INGRID, YOU SEEM TO BE MENDING.
WHAT DOES THAT MEAN?
IT'S THE MAGIC OF THE PLAY!
(FRUSTRATED SIGH)
ABOUT FINDING YOUR TRUE SELF
AND ESCAPING THE PERILS OF THE PAST.
(FRIGHTENED PANTING)
YOU CANNOT ESCAPE ME, INGRID!
NOT NOW! NOT EVER!
I'VE WAITED 700 YEARS.
HAHA HAHA HA!
CONTINUE ANGELA.
(OVERLY DRAMATIC) OH DEAR SIR,
THIS IS MY PLIGHT.
DESTINY AND PERIL THROUGHOUT MY LIFE.
UM, UH...
DESTINY AND PERIL THROUGHOUT MY LIFE...
UH, LINE PLEASE!
WHEN WILL IT END THIS CONSTANT STRIFE?
VOLUME-BASED, I CAN FORSWEAR.
THIS HORRID FATE I WRONGLY BEAR!
MS. LARKEN: (APPLAUDS) YES! PLAY IT LIKE THAT,
IT'S QUITE INSPIRING!
HUMPH!
WHY DON'T WE CONTINUE TOMORROW?
MS. LARKEN, WHAT HAPPENED TO INGRID
IN THE OLD FAIRYTALE?
(SIGHS) SHE RAN AWAY TO THE NEW WORLD.
YOU MEAN, SHE COULD BE HERE?
WELL, IT'S JUST A FAIRYTALE.
BYE NOW.
MONA: THE TROLL FAIRYTALE WAS IN THAT LIBRARY BOOK
I GAVE TO MISS LARKEN.
AND YOU THINK IT'S GOT SOMETHING
TO DO WITH HER?
I'VE GOT TO SEE IF I CAN BORROW IT
TO FIND OUT.
HMMM. THIS DEFINITELY NEEDS INVESTIGATING.
MONA, YOU'RE NOT THINKING
THOSE CUTE LITTLE TROLL THINGS-
THAT'S EXACTLY WHAT I'M THINKING.
TROLLS: (LAUGH)
INGRID WILL BE MINE!
ALL: (GASP)
(LAUGHS) THE TIME IS RIPE,
AND NONE SHALL DENY US,
NOT EVEN YOU LITTLE SNIPES!
(LAUGHS)
OH! CHILDREN WERE YOU LOOKING FOR ME?
MS. LARKEN, CAN I BORROW YOUR LIBRARY BOOK?
YES, OF COURSE.
IT'S IN THE LECTERN CASE IN THE GYM.
BUT DO BE CAREFUL WITH IT!
YES!
(READING) HIDDEN IN THE ANCIENT PLAY,
CRESCENDO INNUENDO, IS AN INCANTATION
THAT TRANSFORMED PRINCESS INGRID INTO A TROLL.
UMMMM. IS THAT GOOD OR BAD?
IT'S THE SAME LINES I READ AT THE REHEARSAL,
AND MS. LARKEN SPOKE THEM IN THE LIBRARY!
WAIT, THERE'S MORE.
IT LOOKS LIKE DESTINY'S PERIL
IS CRESCENDO INNUENDO!
AND WHOA! LISTEN TO THIS.
(READING) THE CURSE SHALL BE FOREVER LIFTED
IF THE INCANTATION BE RECITED
BY THE CHOSEN ONE WHO IS PURE OF HEART.
THAT'S YOU, MONA!
THAT'S WHY MISS LARKEN WANTED YOU FOR THE PART.
BUT BEWARE, IF DURING THE PLAY THESE WORDS
ARE NOT SPOKEN IN A PURE MANNER,
INGRID AND ALL AROUND HER, WILL BE TROLLS FOREVER!
AND THOSE CRUCIAL LINES ARE ANGELA'S!
MONA ,YOU GOT TO SAY THOSE LINES!
(GULPS)
FANG! SIT STILL!
I'VE GOT TO LEARN ANGELA'S PART
SO I CAN STEP IN TOMORROW AND SAY THESE LINES.
THAT IS, IF I CAN THINK UP A WAY TO REPLACE HER.
MS. LARKEN: ONE LAST THING!
TONIGHT'S THE PLAY, THE REAL THING.
IF ANY OF YOU FORGET A LINE,
MONA, OUR TALKING BUSH HERE WILL WHISPER IT.
CROWD: (MURMURING QUIETLY)
CHARLEY: I BROUGHT MY ZAPPARAMA.
GOOD. IT'S TIME FOR OPERATION EJECT ANGELA.
HUMPH. TISK.
HI ANGELA.
(GRUMBLES)
I-WE WANT TO WISH YOU THE VERY BEST.
HOW VERY SWEET OF YOU.
I'M EXPECTING SEVERAL ENCORES.
ANGELA, REMEMBER THOSE GREAT
SILENT SCREEN ACTRESSES?
YOU'D GET RAVE REVIEWS BY MIMING THE PART
ABOUT VOLUME-BASED, I CAN FORSWEAR.
AND MISS MY CHANCE TO BRING THE HOUSE DOWN?
FORGET IT!
(MUFFLED) ANGELA, LOOK AT THIS.
IT'S THE LATEST IN THEATRE FASHION,
THE MUMMY WRAP!
OH PULEESE!
ANGELA, THIS SUPER LONG-LASTING JAWBREAKER
WILL KEEP YOUR THROAT FROM FEELING DRY
FOR UP TO THREE HOURS!
ARGH! NO! OUT! OUT! OUT!
I HAVE TO REHEARSE MY LINES!
(MEOW)
AUDIENCE: (MURMURS)
I CAN'T BELIEVE IT DIDN'T WORK,
WHO CAN RESIST A SUPER JAWBREAKER?
TALK ABOUT A CLIFF-HANGER.
BY THE WAY, WHERE'S FANG?
(GASPS) WHO TOOK MY TENSION BALL!
ANGELA!
WHATEVER IS THE MATTER?
SOMEONE TOOK IT!
I CAN'T CONCENTRATE. I CAN'T SAY MY LINES!
UH?
OH! I'M GOING TO MY DRESSING ROOM!
PRINCIPAL SHAWBLY: AHH!
ANGELA, LISTEN, WE'VE GOT A TENNIS BALL.
PLEASE COME OUT!
ANGELA: NO, I WANT MY GOOD-LUCK TENSION BALL!
AUDIENCE: (MURMURS)
(DEMANDING) ANGELA! IF YOU'RE NOT OUT IN TWO MINUTES,
(NICELY) WE'LL START WITHOUT YOU?
ANGELA: (MUFFLED) NO TENSION BALL! NO SHOW!
MONA, QUICKLY! GO CHANGE!
YESSS!
(WHISPERS) IT'S JUST A PROP.
OOOH!
AND WHO MIGHT YOU BE?
OUT HERE ALL ALONE IN THE WOODS.
AUDIENCE: (APPLAUDS)
NEXT ACT IS THE BIG MOMENT!
INGRID: AAHHH! MOYGEN: (LAUGHS)
OOF! HERE AM I!
MIGHTY PRINCE MOYGEN WHOM NONE SHALL DENY!
WEAR THIS AMULET AROUND YOUR NECK.
YOU WILL SURRENDER FOR EVERMORE!
AND ALL WITHIN ARE DOOMED!
NO! SAVE ME FROM THE DEPTHS OF TROLLDOM.
(SPLASH!)
(GARGLING)
AH!
ZAPMAN! LOOK!
HO! HA! HA! HA!
(GRUNTS)
MOYGEN: HU? UH!
(GROANS)
I WANT MY MOMMY.
WHEN WILL IT END THIS CONSTANT STRIFE?
VOLUME-BASED, I CAN FORSWEAR
THIS HORRID FATE I WRONGLY BEAR.
AUDIENCE: (CHEERS, APPLAUDS)
WELL MONA, YOU REALLY SAVED THE DAY!
FOUND IT! FOUND IT!
FANG?
HA!
SEE YOU IN ANOTHER 700 YEARS, INGRID!
HAHA HAHA HA!
LILY: YOUR DAD REALLY GOT US TICKETS?
YUP. THIRD ROW CENTER.
FRIDAY NIGHT!
AND THEY'RE SAYING THIS IS GONNA BE
POLONIUS'S BIGGEST DISAPPEARING ACT EVER!
LOOK! THERE'S ONE!
LILY: WOW! A FALLING STAR!
ACTUALLY, IT'S A METEOR.
BURNING UP IN THE EARTH'S ATMOSPHERE.
(BOOM!)
IF IT LANDS ON EARTH,
IT'S CALLED A METEORITE.
MONA: IT'S FALLING TOWARD US!
IT'S COMING RIGHT FOR OUR-
(BOOM!)
(CAR ALARM SOUNDS)
IT LANDED RIGHT IN MRS. BREYERSEN'S BACKYARD.
HEY, CHARLEY, WAIT FOR US!
(DOGS BARKING)
WOOOW!
(STRANGE NOISE)
DO YOU KNOW HOW HARD IT IS
TO FIND A REAL METEORITE!?
MONA: HMMM.
(COOING)
(YAWNS)
MONA: HU? LILY: (YAWNS)
DAD: HEY KIDS!
BREAKFAST TIME!
SCRAMBLED ZOMBIE BRAINS
WITH GLASSES OF FRESH ORANGE OGRE BLOOD.
I BETTER GET GOING.
I HAVE TO GET THIS METEORITE HOME.
BUT YOU LOVE MY DAD'S BREAKFASTS!
THAT WAS BEFORE I HAD A METEORITE.
HUH?
MY VAMPIRE SENSES
ARE TINGLING LIKE A FUNNY BONE.
IT'S LIKE THAT METEORITE
HAS SOME KIND OF HOLD OVER CHARLEY.
I HAVEN'T SEEN CHARLEY IN DAYS.
I WENT OVER, I PHONED,
I EMAILED HIM. NOTHIN'.
ME TOO.
AND NOW I KNOW WHY.
LOOK!
(READING) LOCAL BOY FINDS SMALL METEORITE.
WHILE FINDING A METEORITE IS RARE,
IT DOES HAPPEN,
AND IS CERTAIN TO GET SOME ATTENTION
FROM THE WORLD OF ASTRONOMY.
MAYBE HE'S GONNA BE FAMOUS?
I BET THAT METEORITE HAS STRANGE POWERS
AND IT'S GOT SOME KIND OF HOLD OVER CHARLEY'S BRAIN.
OOOH!
(ZAAAP!)
DO YOU THINK IT'S THAT BAD?
WE BETTER GET HIM AWAY FROM THAT SPACE ROCK.
(CAR ENGINE RUMBLES)
(HUMMING)
THERE'S CHARLEY.
HE'S GOT HIS METEORITE WITH HIM.
HEY! I GOT SOMEONE WHO WANTS TO TALK TO YOU.
THE GREAT POLONIUS.
LILY: THE GREAT MAGICIAN!
YOU PROBABLY KNOW I'M THE GREATEST MAGICIAN
ON THE PLANET, BUT DID YOU KNOW
I'M ALSO AN AMATEUR ASTRONOMER?
I WANT THAT METEORITE YOU FOUND.
I'LL PAY YOU ANYTHING FOR IT.
NO WAY! IT'S MINE!
MERE HUMANS!
HAND IT OVER OR I'M GOING TO MAKE
YOUR LITTLE PLANET EARTH DISAPPEAR!
AND YOU WITH IT!
(ZAP!)
YOU'VE BEEN WARNED.
LILY: LOOK OUT!
VENDOR: AHHHHH!
CHARLEY: WHOA!
SORRY ABOUT THAT.
THE BRAKE SLIPPED.
THAT'S OKAY. YOU WERE UNDER THE CONTROL
OF A VERY POWERFUL ALIEN MAGICIAN.
WHATEVER YOU SAY, KID.
YOU'RE IN BIG TROUBLE, CHARLEY.
IT WAS POLONIUS WHO HAD THAT ICE CREAM CART
ATTACK US.
I DON'T THINK SO.
THE GUY'S BRAKE SLIPPED.
THAT'S ALL.
GOTTA GO!
I HAVE IMPORTANT METEORITE RESEARCH
TO DO AT THE LIBRARY.
ARE YOU COMING TO POLONIUS'S LAST SHOW TONIGHT?
FREE TICKETS!
CHARLEY: I'M TOO BUSY. SEE YOU LATER.
CHARLEY'S SURE CHANGED.
I DON'T LIKE THE LOOKS OF THIS.
FREE TICKETS AND HE DOESN'T JUMP AT THEM!?
WE BETTER CHECK OUT THIS POLONIUS.
THERE'S HIS LIMOUSINE.
RIGHT. HE'S GOT TO BE IN THE THEATER.
POLONIUS: NO. I TOLD YOU. I'M TIRED OF DOING THESE MAGIC SHOWS.
BUT AFTER TONIGHT, THIS WORLD WILL IRREVOCABLY CHANGE!
MY GREATEST DISAPPEARING ACT YET!
ESPECIALLY IF I CAN GET THAT KID'S METEORITE.
(DEMONIC VOICE) I'M GOING TO MAKE
THIS WHOLE PLANET DISAPPEAR!
TONIGHT WILL BE THE LAST SHOW THEY WILL EVER SEE!
(MANIACAL LAUGHING)
WOOPS!
(CRASH!) MONA: OUTTA HERE!
HUH!
WHO'S HERE?
BOTH: (PANTING)
HE'S GONNA MAKE THE WHOLE PLANET
DISAPPEAR TONIGHT!
BUT WHY DOES HE WANT CHARLEY'S METEORITE?
MAYBE IT'LL MAKE HIM EVEN MORE POWERFUL.
WE HAVE TO WARN CHARLEY.
WE'RE GONNA NEED ZAPMAN
WITH US AT THE SHOW TONIGHT.
(HUMMING)
(ZAAAP!)
BOTH: (GASP)
(ZAPPING STOPS)
WHY DID YOU COVER MY METEORITE?
YOU CAN'T STARE AT IT ANYMORE.
IT'S CHANGING YOU!
AND WE NEED YOUR HELP.
POLONIUS IS AN ALIEN MAGICIAN
AND HE PLANS ON DOING THE ULTIMATE DISAPPEARING ACT
TONIGHT AT THE SHOW!
WHAT KIND OF DISAPPEARING ACT?
HE'S GONNA MAKE OUR WHOLE PLANET DISAPPEAR.
WHAT?!
THE WHOLE PLANET?! THAT'S IMPOSSIBLE!
I DON'T BELIEVE IT.
YOU TWO ARE PROBABLY JUST UPSET
BECAUSE I HAVE THE METEORITE
AND YOU'RE JEALOUS.
THAT'S HIM!
WE'RE NOT READY TO FACE HIM YET. C'MON!
HEY KIDS!
ALL: (PANTING)
POLONIUS: WAIT FOR ME!
I WANT TO TALK TO YOU ABOUT YOUR METEORITE!
(GROWLS)
(ZAAAP!)
ALL: (GASP)
POLONIUS: YOUR WORLD IS DOOMED!
BUT IF YOU GIVE ME THE METEORITE
WE CAN MAKE A LITTLE DEAL!
(ZAP!)
AHHH!
AHHHHH!
(ZAP! ZAP!)
LILY: RUUUN!
WAAH! HE'S TURNED THE MUD INTO-
QUICKSAND!
(STRAINING) MUST GET OUT!
CHARLEY! GRAB THAT ROOT!
NO! I CAN'T DROP THE METEORITE!
AH!
I'LL HAVE TO.
ALL: (GRUNT)
THANKS.
MAYBE YOU'RE RIGHT ABOUT THIS GUY AFTER ALL.
(PANTING) ZAPMAN, DO YOU HAVE YOUR METEORITE?
YOU BET!
ALL RIGHT, THEN LET'S GET IN,
SAVE THE WORLD, AND GET OUT!
(YAWNS) ABRACADABRA.
(BORED) AND THERE'S ONE MORE RABBIT IN THE WORLD.
SHHH!
POLONIUS: HO-HUM. VOILA!
SO, YOU'RE NOT THAT EXCITED
ABOUT YOUR LAST SHOW?
JUST GOT TO MAKE A FEW LITTLE ADJUSTMENTS
TO MY DISAPPEARING BOX.
TONIGHT'S GOING TO BE THE GREATEST
DISAPPEARING ACT I EVER DO. (CHUCKLES)
I CAN'T BELIEVE WE'LL BE LOSING
ALL THIS BECAUSE OF ASTRONOMY.
ANYWAY, LESS THAN AN HOUR UNTIL SHOW TIME.
(DRUM ROLL)
AUDIENCE: (APPLAUDS)
(MANIACAL LAUGHTER)
(WHOOSH!)
(GASPS)
(DRUM ROLL)
VOILA!
AUDIENCE: (APPLAUDS, CHEERS)
LOOKS LIKE HIS DISAPPEARING BOX
COULD SUCK OUR WHOLE PLANET INSIDE.
I'LL TAKE CARE OF HIM!
LEAVE THIS TO ME!
POLONIUS: MY LITTLE FRIEND.
HAVE YOU COME TO GIVE ME THE METEORITE
BEFORE I DISINTEGRATE YOUR WORLD?
I DON'T THINK SO, POLONIUS!
HUMPH!
GEE, AND I ONLY HAD IT ON STUN.
POLONIUS: LOOKING FOR ME? CHARLEY: AH!
GIVE ME THAT METEORITE NOW!
N-N-NO CHANCE, MISTER MAGIC!
FOOL! YOUR WORLD WILL SOON BE HISTORY!
AND THE METEORITE WON'T BE OF ANY USE TO YOU!
(ZAP!)
UH! AK!
HEEELLLP!
AUDIENCE: (APPLAUDS)
THE GIG'S UP, POLONIUS!
GIVE UP. YOU'RE SURROUNDED.
YOU FOOLS WILL NEVER LEARN.
WH-WHOOOOOOA!
MONA! HELP!
SET THEM FREE, POLONIUS.
YOU DON'T WANT ME TO LOSE MY TEMPER.
WHAAAA! (GRUNTS)
(THUMP!) OOF!
(GRUNTS)
AUDIENCE: (APPLAUDS)
AND FOR MY NEXT TRICK,
TWO FLOATING FOOLS ABOUT TO DISAPPEAR
IN MY DISAPPEARING BOX.
AND LOOK, NO STRINGS!
(PSYCHOTIC LAUGHTER)
MONA, LILY: WHOA!
LOOKS LIKE THIS IS IT, MONA.
ZAPMAN! HELP!
(GRUNTS) I CAN'T MOVE!
OOF!
HEY, POLONIUS! CAAAATCH!
(WHOOOOSH!)
POLONIUS: NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
MONA, LILY: YAAA!! OUUFF!
AUDIENCE: (APPLAUDS, CHEERS)
ZAPMAN, YOU GAVE UP YOUR METEORITE FOR US!
ALL ROCKS FROM OUTER SPACE ARE THE SAME!
AND ANYWAY, I HAD TO BABYSIT IT
ALL THE TIME. IT WAS DRIVING ME CRAZY!
HMPH! YOU'RE TELLING ME!
BUT WHO ARE YOU?
AND-AND WHERE IS POLONIUS?
OH, UM, HE'S GONE.
ALREADY?!
HUH. OH, WELL.
HOPE HE DOES LIKE HE SAID AND GOES BACK TO UNIVERSITY
TO STUDY ASTRONOMY AND METEORITES!
OH, WHERE HE'S GOING HE'LL BE STUDYING ASTRONOMY,
ALL RIGHT.
HEY, YOU KIDS WANT THIS BOX?
HE WON'T BE USING IT ANY MORE
AND YOU SEEM TO HAVE A KNACK
FOR MAGIC YOURSELVES.
YEAH!
IT COULD BE OUR GATEWAY TO THE STARS!
OR EVEN...
(GROWLS)
(SCREAMS) LOOK OUT!
OOF!
ON SECOND THOUGHT, LET'S JUST GO GET A MILKSHAKE.