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>> Gweelok: ZOMBIE!
PWNED!
I HAVE REACHED THE TROLL KING'S
ULTIMATE MAZE.
>> [ LAUGHS ]
BEFORE YOU ENTER MY ULTIMATE
MAZE, I OFFER YOU ONE WISH.
>> Gweelok: WISH!
>> Festro: WE'RE HOME!
YOU'LL NEVER GUESS WHAT WE GOT.
>> Gweelok: I'LL GET YOU LATER,
TROLL KING.
>> Fart: P.U.!
YOU'VE BEEN LOCKED UP IN THIS
NERD DUNGEON TOO LONG.
SOMEONE NEEDS TO FRESHEN THIS
AIR.
[ FARTS ]
THERE.
THAT'S MUCH BETTER.
>> Gweelok: WHAT DID YOU GET AT
THE MALL?
>> Fart: WE GOT THE BEST THING
EVER.
>> Slog: DANCE MOVES!
[ DANCE MUSIC PLAYS ]
>> Gweelok: WOW!
THAT WAS AMAZING!
CAN I TRY?
>> Fart: NO.
>> Festro: YOU KNOW, BRO, YOU
DON'T HAVE ANY LEGS.
>> Gweelok: BUT -- BUT I CAN
STILL DO IT.
LOOK!
[ HUMMING ]
WHEW!
WHAT DO YOU THINK?
[ LAUGHTER ]
LAUGHTER MEANS YOU LIKED IT,
RIGHT?
>> Festro: THAT WAS TOTAL
DOO-DOO, MAN.
EVEN SLOG'S SNOT CAN DANCE
BETTER THAN YOU.
YOU CAN'T DANCE IF YOU DON'T
HAVE ANY LEGS.
>> Shhhhh.
>> Gweelok: [ CRYING ]
ALL THEY CAN DO IS DUMB STUFF
LIKE FART, SPIT LOOGIES, AND
BURST THROUGH WALLS!
SO WHAT IF I CAN'T DANCE?
MY CHARACTER CAN DO A LEVEL-FOUR
SHIMMY!
>> WHAT IS YOUR WISH, WARRIOR?
>> Gweelok: [ GASPS ]
I ALMOST FORGOT!
WHAT SHOULD I WISH FOR?
MAYBE MORE DANCE SKILLS.
[ LAUGHTER ]
>> Festro: COMPUTER NERD WHO
CAN'T DANCE.
>> Gweelok: [ GRUNTS ]
I KNOW EXACTLY WHAT TO WISH FOR!
OH, TROLL KING, I WISH YOU WOULD
COME AND TAKE MY FRIENDS AWAY!
I MEAN LITERALLY.
[ ZAP! ]
[ LAUGHTER STOPS ]
HEY, THEY STOPPED LAUGHING.
GUYS?
HA! THEY'RE GONE FOREVER!
GOOD RIDDANCE!
OH, NO!
I MISS THEM!
I FORGOT THAT ALL MY SELF-ESTEEM
COMES FROM BEING THE SMARTEST
DISGUSTOID!
[ CRIES ]
THE HECK?
>> [ SQUAWKING ]
>> Gweelok: AH! NO!
>> HELLO, LOVE.
>> Gweelok: THE TROLL KING!
>> OH, CALL ME JERRY.
GWEELOK, I'VE BEEN WATCHING YOU
DANCE.
JOIN ME IN A MAGICAL LAND OF
WHIMSY, WHERE YOU DANCE UNTIL
THE MUSIC STOPS, WHICH IS...
NEVER!
>> Gweelok: CAN I HAVE MY
FRIENDS BACK?
I WAS ONLY JOKING.
>> YOU SAID, "LITERALLY"!
>> Gweelok: WELL, I-I MEANT THAT
FIGURATIVELY.
>> NO!
THERE'S ONLY ONE WAY TO GET YOUR
FRIENDS BACK.
YOU HAVE 10 MINUTES TO GET
THROUGH MY ULTIMATE MAZE OR THEY
WILL BE MINE FOREVER.
>> Gweelok: ULTIMATE MAZE?
[ FINGER SNAPS ]
WHOA, YOU BUILT THAT WHOLE
THING?!
>> EH, I KNOW A GUY.
GOOD LUCK!
>> [ SQUAWK ]
>> Gweelok: I GUESS I SHOULD
HAVE TAKEN HIM UP ON THAT WHOLE
"DANCE UNTIL THE MUSIC STOPS
WHICH IS NEVER" GIG.
OH, WELL.
WHERE'S THE ENTRANCE TO THIS
THING?
WAIT!
I'LL USE MY GPS TO FIND AN
OPENING.
[ CHUCKLES ]
I'M BRILLIANT!
>> Festro: WHAT ARE WE WATCHING?
THE GWEELOK SHOW?
>> ♪ OH, YOU GUYS ARE THE BROS ♪
>> ***: [ BABBLING ]
>> ♪ THE BROS WITH THE STYLE ♪
>> Slog: THE STYLE?
>> ♪ THE STYLE THAT GWEELOK
DOESN'T NEED ♪
♪ 'CAUSE NOW YOU'RE MINE ♪
♪ YOU WON'T BE FREED ♪
>> Festro: HUH?
>> ♪ I GAVE GWEELOK ♪
♪ 10 MINUTES TO COME FIND YOU ♪
>> Fart: 10 MINUTES?
HE'LL NEVER MAKE IT!
>> ♪ WELL, IT'S MORE LIKE
EIGHT ♪
♪ 'CAUSE WE NEED TO SHOW
COMMERCIALS, TOO ♪
>> Slog: WE'RE STUCK HERE
FOREVER, AND WITH COMMERCIALS!
>> ♪ OH, SLOG, MY SLOVENLY
FRIEND ♪
♪ IF GWEELOK MAKES IT TO THE
END ♪
♪ THEN WE'LL DANCE HAPPY DANCE ♪
♪ SING HAPPY SING ♪
>> Festro: UH, GWEELOK BETTER
GET HERE SOON!
>> Fart: WE'RE TORTURED BY THIS
HAPPY TUNE.
>> ♪ JUMP HAPPY JUMP ♪
♪ BUTT HAPPY BUTT ♪
>> Slog: GWEELOK, PLEASE COME
RESCUE US!
>> ***: [ BABBLING ]
>> Gweelok: THIS BITES!
THERE'S NO GPS SIGNAL!
>> SYSTEM UNABLE TO NAVIGATE.
INITIATING SELF-DESTRUCT
SEQUENCE.
>> Gweelok: I CAN'T USE ANY OF
MY SKILLS AGAINST THIS ULTIMATE
MAZE!
WAIT A MINUTE.
WHAT IF THIS ULTIMATE MAZE IS
ONE OF THOSE TESTS WHERE I HAVE
TO USE THE SKILLS OF MY FRIENDS
TO LEARN A LESSON ABOUT
APPRECIATING THEM.
TIME TO DO WHAT FESTRO WOULD DO!
[ As Festro ] YEAH, YEAH!
SPRING BREAK!
HYAH!
[ CHUCKLES ]
[ Normal voice ] I'VE FIGURED
OUT THIS ULTIMATE MAZE'S GAME!
HYA-A-A-A-H!
WHAT'S THIS?
"BLOG OF ETERNAL STANK"?
WHOA.
I GET IT!
[ CHUCKLES ]
THIS IS WHERE ALL THE
UNIMPORTANT AND UNASKED-FOR
OPINIONS FROM 40-YEAR-OLD
MAN-CHILDREN COME TO STINK.
[ LAUGHS ]
>> MEEP, MEEP, MEEP!
>> Gweelok: YOU KNOW HOW TO GET
ACROSS THE BLOG AND TO THE
CENTER OF THE ULTIMATE MAZE?
>> MEEP, MEEP, MEEP, MEEP.
MEEP.
>> Gweelok: IT'S THE MILLENNIUM!
PUPPETS AREN'T COOL ANYMORE!
TRY CGI!
>> AAH!
>> Gweelok: WHOA!
HOW WOULD MY FRIENDS DEAL WITH A
STINKY SWAMP?
HMM.
WHEN FART'S CONFRONTED WITH A
BAD SMELL, HE FRESHENS IT OUT.
I GOT TO THINK LIKE FART.
[ As Fart ] OH, MY GOODNESS!
[ FARTS ]
[ Normal voice ] WHOO-HOO!
IT'S TIME FOR FART POWER!
[ FARTING ]
EASY PEASY.
WHAT'S THE NEXT CHALLENGE?
IT BETTER NOT BE SOMETHING LAME.
>> SOMETHING LAME, YOU SAY?
[ CHUCKLES ]
>> Gweelok: GREAT, A DUDE IN A
COSTUME -- THE LAMEST LAME THAT
EVER LAMED.
>> I GOT TWO GIRLS IN PRIVATE
SCHOOL AND I NEED THE MONEY,
OKAY?
CAN YOU JUST PLAY ALONG?
>> Gweelok: FINE, BUT THAT'S
EXACTLY WHY I'M NEVER HAVING
KIDS.
>> [ CHUCKLES ] SURE, THAT'S IT.
IF YOU WISH TO ENTER THIS DOOR,
YOU MUST ANSWER MY RIDDLE!
HA HA!
WHAT HAS A MOUTH BUT NEVER
TALKS?
WHAT HAS A BEAK BUT NEVER
SQUAWKS AND HAS A HEAD JUST LIKE
A CLOCK?
>> Gweelok: IF ONLY *** WERE
HERE.
HE'S GOT SUCH A WAY WITH WORDS.
OF COURSE!
>> GIVE ME YOUR ANSWER!
>> Gweelok: THE ANSWER IS...
[ BABBLING ]
>> [ GASPS ]
THAT'S RIGHT!
>> Gweelok: OUT OF THE WAY,
CANDY BUTT!
LET'S GET THIS SHOW ON THE --
FEET GRABBING ME, DRAGGING ME
DOWN!
MUST...TALK...LIKE...THIS.
HOW...DO I...ESCAPE?
AHA!
I HAVE TO USE SLOG METHODS!
HE USES SNOT FOR EVERYTHING!
[ As Slog ] GONNA GET CRAZY!
[ SLURPS ]
[ Normal voice ] THIS ULTIMATE
MAZE IS A CAKEWALK.
EVIL DRAGON -- WEAK.
TRAPDOORS -- BABY STUFF.
HEDGE MAZE --
BORING, BORING, BORING, BORING,
BORING, BORING, BORING, BORING,
BORING, BORING, BORING.
A ROLLING BOULDER --
CLICHé.
OH! THE CASTLE!
WAAAAA!
CANDY BAR ON A PEDESTAL!
MMM.
CHOCOLATE, MY FAVE.
[ MUNCHING ]
MMM.
SOMETHING IN THIS TASTES KIND
OF...
[ GROANS ]
>> [ LAUGHS ]
>> Gweelok: HUH?
A DANCE PARTY?
LAME.
>> GROUND CONTROL TO MAJOR DORK.
LOOK AT YOUR BODY, YOU LITTLE
PORK.
>> Gweelok: [ GASPS ]
L-L-L-L-L--
>> THAT'S RIGHT, GWEELOK.
I'VE GIVEN YOU MAGICAL DANCER
LEGS.
[ TWANG! ]
♪ TONIGHT IS YOUR NIGHT ♪
♪ MY OILY BALL OF DANCE
DELIGHT ♪
♪ IT'S TIME TO BE FREE ♪
♪ THE ANSWER TO ♪
♪ YOUR DREAM IS ME ♪
♪ SO LET'S DANCE FOREVER ♪
♪ LET'S DANCE TOGETHER ♪
♪ WITHIN OUR MAZE ♪
♪ TILL THE END OF DAYS ♪
♪ LET'S DANCE ♪
♪ FOREVER ♪
>> Gweelok: ♪ THESE LEGS FEEL SO
RIGHT ♪
♪ THOUGH MY SHOES, THEY ARE A
BIT TIGHT ♪
>> ♪ DON'T PUT UP A FIGHT ♪
>> Gweelok: ♪ I NEVER WOULD ♪
♪ BECAUSE YOU'VE SHOWN ME ♪
♪ THE LIGHT ♪
>> Both: ♪ SO LET'S DANCE
FOREVER ♪
♪ LET'S DANCE TOGETHER ♪
♪ JUST GWEELOK AND JERRY ♪
♪ WE'LL BE OH SO MERRY ♪
>> ♪ SO TWINKLE YOUR TOES ♪
♪ AND FORGET ALL YOUR BROS ♪
>> Gweelok: MY BROS!
THIS IS ALL FAKE!
YOU'RE JUST A LOSER, AND THE
ONLY LOSERS I HANG OUT WITH ARE
MY FRIENDS!
AND THE ONLY TONED, SHAPELY LEGS
I NEED ARE ATTACHED TO MY BROS!
AND I GOT TO WAKE UP AND SAVE
THEM BEFORE IT'S TOO LATE!
TROLL KING, GET READY FOR SOME
OLD-SCHOOL SPANKING!
[ GASPS ]
>> [ LAUGHS ]
WHICH WAY IS UP?
WHICH WAY IS DOWN?
>> Gweelok: EAT IT!
>> [ LAUGHS ]
>> Gweelok: THIS LEVEL IS HARD!
HOW AM I GONNA GET THROUGH THIS?
I GUESS THE ONLY WAY THROUGH
THIS IS TO USE THE DISGUSTOID
COMBO MOVE!
[ GRUNTS ]
[ FARTS ]
TA-DA!
OOH!
OH!
OH, WOW!
I WOULD THINK THIS IS COOL IF I
WASN'T SO CHEESED OFF!
SHOW YOURSELF, TROLL KING!
>> HELLO, GWEELOK, BABY.
>> Gweelok: GIVE ME MY FRIENDS
BACK!
>> THEY'RE RIGHT OVER THERE.
RIGHT ACROSS...THE DANCE FLOOR!
>> ***: [ BABBLING ]
[ DANCE MUSIC PLAYS ]
>> Gweelok: DANCE FLOOR?
COULDN'T I JUST WALK ACROSS?
>> NO, NO, NO.
THIS IS A MAGIC DANCE FLOOR.
CHECK IT OUT.
HEY, FACTO, WALK OVER THERE.
>> WELL, SURE.
I DON'T SEE WHY --
[ SCREAMS ]
>> ♪ YOU CAN MAKE IT ♪
♪ IF YOU DANCE ♪
>> Festro: DANCING'S, LIKE, THE
ONE THING GWEELOK STINKS AT.
>> YEAH, THAT'S KIND OF, LIKE,
YOU KNOW, A CRUEL IRONY.
>> Festro: OH.
YEAH, YEAH.
I GET IT.
>> Fart: I'LL EXPLAIN IT TO YOU
LATER.
>> Gweelok: BUT MY DANCING IS
DOO-DOO TRASH.
[ LAUGHTER ]
STOP LAUGHING AT ME!
>> JERRY DOESN'T LAUGH AT YOU.
JUST TAKE THE LEGS AND DANCE
WITH YOUR TRUE FRIEND UNTIL THE
MUSIC STOPS...
WHICH IS NEVER.
>> Gweelok: LEGS?
MY BROS MAY MAKE FUN OF ME
SOMETIMES, BUT THEY DON'T TRY TO
CHANGE ME INTO SOME FREAKY-LEG
THING!
I'M GONNA DANCE MY OWN DANCE!
[ GRUNTING ]
>> Festro: [ CHUCKLES ]
DOO DOO DOO DOO.
>> Fart: IT'S MORE INTENSE.
[ DANCE MUSIC PLAYS ]
>> Slog: IT'S TOO INTENSE!
>> YOU DID IT!
AND ALL BY YOURSELF!
OH, WAIT, THAT'S BAD FOR ME.
[ SMACK! ]
NO-O-O-O-O!
>> All: YOU DID IT!
>> Gweelok: [ PANTING ]
>> Slog: SORRY WE LAUGHED AT YOU
EARLIER.
>> Gweelok: I'M OVER IT!
>> ***: [ BABBLING ]
>> Fart: WE LAUGHED AT YOU
BECAUSE YOUR DANCE WAS JUST
GETTING WARMED UP.
>> Festro: BUT WHEN YOU GET
GOING, IT'S AWESOME.
>> Gweelok: REALLY?
>> Festro: YEAH.
LET'S ALL TRY IT.
[ ALL GRUNTING ]
>> Gweelok: [ GRUNTING ]
[ THUDS ]
[ GASPS ]
>> Festro: HEY, BRO!
>> Gweelok: PBHHHHHHHHHHHHHHT!
>> Festro: ARE YOU READY?
>> Gweelok: OOH, I SURE AM!
I'VE BEEN WAITING ALL YEAR FOR
CRACK CON.
THIS YEAR'S CONVENTION IS GONNA
BE HOSTED BY MY COMPUTER HERO,
HAROLD CRACK...
[ SLURP! ]
...FOUNDER AND C.E.O. OF iCRACK
COMPUTERS...
[ PANTS ]
...FATHER OF THE MOTHERBOARD...
[ PANTS ]
...AND INVENTOR OF THE CHOCOLATE
MICROCHIP!
I CAN'T WAIT TO SHOW HIM MY
LATEST INVENTION -- THE SUPER
DIAPER!
FINALLY, A DIAPER THAT NEVER
NEEDS TO BE CHANGED!
NOW EVERYONE CAN SIT ON THE
INTERNET ALL DAY, INSTEAD OF THE
TOILET.
WHEN HARRY SEES THIS SWEET
INVENTION WE'LL BE BESTEST
FRIENDS EVER!
>> Festro: YOU'RE GOING TONIGHT?
>> Gweelok: YEAH, IT STARTS IN,
LIKE, 20 MINUTES.
>> Festro: BUT TONIGHT'S FAMILY
NIGHT!
>> Gweelok: TONIGHT?!
>> Festro: YEAH!
WE'RE MAKING A BUBBLEGUM QUILT.
DON'T YOU REMEMBER?
WE EVEN GOT THESE COOL, SICK
TATTOOS SO WE WOULDN'T FORGET.
[ TINK! ]
>> Gweelok: BUT -- BUT --
>> Festro: COME ON!
YOU CAN'T ARGUE WITH A TATTOO.
TATTOO'S ARE FOREVER, JUST LIKE
YOUR BROS, BRO.
>> Gweelok: BUT -- BUT -- BUT --
BUT -- BUT -- BUT -- BUT --
BUT -- BUT -- BUT -- BUT --
>> Festro: LET FAMILY NIGHT
BEGIN!
GENTLEMEN, START YOUR CHEWING!
[ MUNCHING ]
>> Gweelok: WHAT ABOUT
CRACK CON?
>> Fart: CRACK CON DOESN'T SOUND
LIKE FAMILY NIGHT TO ME.
[ POP! ]
>> Gweelok: BUT CRACK CON IS
BETTER THAN FAMILY NIGHT!
[ MUNCHING, SPITS ]
>> Slog: BETTER THAN FAMILY
NIGHT?
IMPOSSIBLE!
>> Festro: YEAH, NOTHING'S
BETTER THAN FAMILY NIGHT!
>> Gweelok: BUT WE CAN DO FAMILY
NIGHT ANYTIME!
THIS IS A ONCE-IN-A-LIFETIME
OPPORTUNITY!
[ SWOOP, POP! ]
>> ***: BRAGGLE, BRAGGLE.
>> Festro: [ Muffled ] WELL
SAID, ***.
THE ONLY LIFETIME OPPORTUNITY
WORTH ANYTHING IS A FAMILY
OPPORTUNITY.
>> Gweelok: BUT I'VE GOT TO
GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
>> Shhhhhh!
>> Gweelok: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
>> DUDE. SHUT UP.
>> Gweelok: OH. [ LAUGHS ]
>> Festro: HMPH!
GWEELOK'S SCREAMING GETS HIM
WHATEVER HE WANTS.
THIS BETTER BE BETTER THAN THE
BUBBLEGUM QUILT.
>> Gweelok: OOH, IT WILL!
IT'S GONNA BE CRACKTACULAR!
>> Festro: WHATEVER STOPS THE
SCREAMING.
>> Fart: ENOUGH BICKERING.
WE BETTER PUT OUR DISGUISES ON
BEFORE PEOPLE GET SUSPICIOUS.
>> Slog: [ CHUCKLES ]
I'M HELEN. [ LAUGHS ]
>> Fart: JUDY'S IN THE HIZZ-OUS!
[ FARTS ]
>> Gweelok: AWW, NO FAIR!
I WANTED TO BE SHANEQWA!
>> Festro: YEAH, WHATEVER,
BARBRA.
>> AND NOW THE MOMENT YOU'VE ALL
BEEN WAITING FOR --
HAR-O-O-OLD CRA-A-A-CK!
>> BE FREE LITTLE ONES!
[ DOGS BARKING ]
[ CLAP, TWINKLE! ]
HELLO, COMPUTER DORKS AND SOCIAL
FAILURES OF ALL AGES.
WHY DON'T WE GET RIGHT TO IT?
IT'S INVENTION TIME!
I GIVE YOU...
[ BLOWS ]
[ TINK! ]
...THE "I'M CRACKED CRYSTAL!"
>> Gweelok: WHOA!
>> Festro: [ SNORES, MUMBLES ]
>> Gweelok: Ohh, be quiet!
>> Festro: [ SNORES ]
>> SO, ANY QUESTIONS?
>> Gweelok: OH, WHAT DOES IT
DO?!
>> AHH, YES.
YOU PUT YOUR USED STICKY
BANDAGES IN IT!
NOW, WHO HAS A USED STICKY
BANDAGES?
>> Gweelok: STICKY BANDAGES?!
OH!
>> Festro: [ SNORES ]
>> OH, THAT YOUNG LADY HAS ONE
ON HER MOUTH LIPS!
[ CREAK! RIP! ]
>> Festro: [ SCREAMS ]
MY MOUTH LIPS HURT!
[ CREAK! ]
>> JUST PLACE YOUR USED STICKY
BANDAGES LIKE SO AND...
[ CHEERING ]
>> Gweelok: I LOVE IT!
>> NORMALLY, THESE COST $3,452.
BUT TODAY, I'M GIVING THEM AWAY
IN THE LOBBY FOR FREE!
>> All: FREE?!
[ ZOOM! ]
>> NOW THAT ALL THE CHEAP PEOPLE
ARE GONE, IT'S TIME FOR THE
MOMENT WE'VE ALL BEEN WAITING
FOR.
ONE -- YES, ONE LUCKY ATTENDEE
WILL GET PICKED TO COME TO MY
SUPER-MANSION TO SEE MY HALL OF
SECRET INVENTIONS!
>> Gweelok: I WANT TO GO! ME!
MY NAME IS [STAMMERS] BARBRA,
AND THAT WAS MY STICKY BANDAGES!
AND I WANT TO SHOW YOU MY OWN
SECRET INVENTION AND COME TO
YOUR SUPER-MANSION AND BE YOUR
BEST FRIEND!
HUH? HUH?
>> CALM DOWN, BARBRA!
WE'LL SEE.
>> Festro: OKAY, THIS IS BORING!
GIVE ME MY MOUTH LIPS BACK.
WE'RE OUT OF HERE.
>> BE CAREFUL WITH THAT, IT'S --
>> Festro: BO-O-O-RING!
>> Gweelok: OHH.
[ GLASS SHATTERS ]
>> AH! OH!
>> Gweelok: I'M SORRY,
MR. CRACK.
I'LL PAY FOR IT, I SWEAR!
I'LL EVEN --
>> Shh!
NO ONES HAS EVER SHOWN THAT KIND
OF DISRESPECT TO HARRY.
NO ONE HAS EVER SAID "BORING"
BEFORE.
HOW INTERESTING.
OKAY, SO THE CRYSTAL ISN'T YOUR
THING.
COME WITH ME...SHANEQWA.
COME WITH ME TO MY MANSION AND
LET ME AMAZE YOU!
>> Festro: WHATEVER.
[ TINK! ]
>> OH, YOU'RE SO FUNNY.
>> Gweelok: YES! YES!
I WANT TO GO!
>> Fart: YOU'RE NOT GOING TO
THAT MANSION WITHOUT US.
>> OH, WHO ARE THESE LOVELY
LADIES?
>> Festro: THEY'RE MY BROS.
>> OH, SHANEQWA, YOU'RE
HILARIOUS.
WELL, BRING THOSE SASSY SISTERS
ALONG.
SHALL WE?
>> Festro: WHATEVER.
>> Gweelok: I GET TO GO TO
HARRY'S MANSION AND SHOW HIM MY
NEW INVENTION!
IT'S LIKE A DREAM COME TRUE!
>> WHAT DO YOU THINK OF MY
SUPER-MANSION?
>> Gweelok: OH, I LO-O-O-VE YOUR
SUPER MANSION, HAROLD P. CRACK!
>> Fart: I LOVE THE DECOR!
>> [ YAWNS ] I HAD IT MADE BY MY
CUSTOM ROBOTS I HAD CUSTOM MADE.
WHAT DO YOU THINK, SHANEQWA?
>> Festro: WHATEVER.
>> YOU'RE A TOUGH CUSTOMER,
SHANEQWA, BUT I'VE GOT SOMETHING
THAT I THINK WILL REALLY IMPRESS
YOU!
MY HALL OF INVENTIONS.
[ CLANG! ]
>> Gweelok: OH, MY GOSH!
THE HALL OF INVENTIONS!
I'VE WAITED MY WHOLE LIFE FOR
THIS!
OH! ME FIRST! ME FIRST!
>> LADIES FIRST, BARBRA.
>> Gweelok: GAH!
>> WELCOME TO MY HALL OF
INVENTIONS.
>> Gweelok: IT'S LIKE MY DREAMS
COME TRUE.
>> DO YOU KNOW WHAT MY DREAM IS?
>> Gweelok: [ Sniveling ] WHAT,
HARRY?
WHAT?
>> IT'S TO KNOW WHAT SHANEQWA
THINKS.
>> Festro: WHATE-E-E-VER.
>> BE PATIENT WITH ME.
FIRST, I GIVE YOU THE LENTICULAR
RETICULATOR!
>> ***: [ GROWLS ]
>> IT'LL TURN ANYTHING INTO
BALLS...
>> ***: [ GROANING ]
>> ...THAT IT COMES INTO CONTACT
WITH.
>> Slog: COOL.
>> Fart: I'M RICH.
>> Gweelok: [ GASPS ]
I'M SORRY HE TOUCHED IT,
MR. CRACK.
I'LL MAKE SURE THESE JERKS
DON'T --
>> IT'S ALL RIGHT, BARBRA.
WE CAN CONVERT YOUR FRIEND MARY
BACK LATER.
>> Gweelok: OKAY.
SO, DO YOU WANT TO LOOK AT MY
INVENTION NOW?
>> NOT NOW, BARBRA!
SO, PEEP THIS, SHANEQWA -- THE
WORLD'S FIRST AND ONLY FLOATING
CRACKER!
>> Gweelok: WOW!
LOOKS LIKE IT UTILIZES THE SAME
TECHNOLOGY AS MY --
>> Shh!
IT'S VERY SENSITIVE TO LOUD
NOISES.
>> Festro: WHATEVER!!
>> [ GASPS ]
[ TREMBLING ]
>> Gweelok: OOH! I HATE YOU!
YOU'RE A JERK!
YOU'RE RUINING EVERYTHING!
>> Festro: WHO CARES?
IT'S JUST A BUNCH OF DORK
GARBAGE.
>> Gweelok: DON'T SAY THAT!
INVENTIONS ARE COOL!
I'M SORRY, MR. CRACK.
I CAN FIX IT.
I'M AN INVENTOR, TOO!
IN FACT DO YOU WANT TO SEE MY --
>> Shh!
YOU KNOW YOU'RE RIGHT, SHANEQWA.
THIS IS ALL JUST DORK GARBAGE.
YOU'VE MADE ME SEE THAT FOR THE
FIRST TIME.
I MEAN, MY ENTIRE LIFE I
DEDICATED TO COMPUTER SCIENCE
FOR THE BETTERMENT OF HUMANITY
AND LIBERATION OF MANKIND.
>> Gweelok: ME TOO! ME TOO!
>> AND IN JUST ONE AFTERNOON,
WITH YOUR RAW HONESTY, I'VE
COME TO SEE THE FUTILITY OF IT
ALL.
I MEAN, THE CRACK-LATTERAL,
BIO-PARADIGM-DELAY-MODULATOR.
IT'S SUPPOSED TO UNLOCK THE KEY
TO WORLD PEACE AND ECONOMIC
PROSPERITY FOR ALL NATIONS
FOREVER.
MM-HMM, TOTAL GARBAGE.
>> Gweelok: AAH!
>> Festro: YEAH, BRO!
NOW WE'RE TALKING!
LET'S BREAK SOME STUFF!
>> Slog: YEAH! YEAH!
BREAK! BREAK!
>> Gweelok: AAH!
STOP IT, YOU GUYS!
YOU'RE RUINING EVERYTHING!
HARRY'S S'POSED TO BE MY FRIEND!
I LOVE YOUR INVENTIONS, HARRY!
I LOVE 'EM SO MUCH THAT I
INVENTED SOME OF MY OWN.
>> DO YOU LIKE TO BREAK STUFF,
SHANEQWA?
>> Festro: IS A FAT BABY FUNKY?
>> YES!
WELL I HAVE JUST THE THING FOR
US TO BREAK.
[ REMOTE BEEPS ]
>> Gweelok: OH!
>> TIME TO BREAK THE CRACK-CUZZI
BROMATIC MEGA TUB EXTREME!
>> Festro: A HOT TUB?
I DON'T WANT TO BREAK THAT.
>> WHA-A-A-T?
YOU DON'T WANT TO BREAK MY HOT
TUB?
>> Festro: NO WAY!
THAT THING LOOKS SWEET!
>> Gweelok: I'LL BREAK IT,
HARRY!
>> REALLY?
WHAT IS IT YOU WANT TO DO?
>> Festro: I DON'T WANT TO BREAK
IT.
I WANT TO LIVE IT!
>> LET'S LIVE IT TOGETHER,
SHANEQWA!
YOU LADIES JUST HANG AND BREAK
WHATEVER YOU WANT.
>> Slog: WHOO-HOO!
>> Fart: WHEE!
>> Gweelok: NO! WAIT! WAIT!
NO!
NO FAIR!
THIS WAS SUPPOSED TO BE MY BIG
DAY!
I WAS SUPPOSED TO BE HARRY'S
FRIEND!
I WAS SUPPOSED TO BE IN THE HOT
TUB!
I WAS SUPPOSED TO SHOW HIM MY
SUPER DIAPER!
[ GRUNTING ]
[ BREATHING HEAVILY ]
OH, I'LL SHOW HIM MY SUPER
DIAPER.
[ LAUGHS MANIACALLY ]
>> OH. [ LAUGHS ]
THESE BUBBLES TICKLE MY NOSE!
[ GIGGLES ]
>> Festro: HEY, WATCH THIS, BRO.
[ STRAINS ] AAH!
[ POP! FART! ]
[ BOTH LAUGH ]
>> OH, SHANEQWA, YOU'RE A BLAST!
[ RUMBLING ]
SHANEQWA!
>> Festro: THAT WASN'T ME, BRO.
>> Gweelok: IT WAS ME!
ME AND MY SUPER DIAPER!
GEEZ, BARBRA.
CAN'T YOU TAKE A HINT?
I DON'T WANT TO HANG OUT WITH
YOU.
I JUST WANT TO SPEND SOME
PRIVATE TIME WITH MY NEW BEST
FRIEND, SHANEQWA, SO IF YOU
COULD --
>> Gweelok: [ SCREAMS ]
I WAS SUPPOSED TO BE IN THAT HOT
TUB WITH YOU, HAROLD CRACK.
I WAS SUPPOSED TO BE YOUR NEW
BEST FRIEND.
I WAS GOING TO SHARE THE PLANS
FOR MY SUPER DIAPER WITH YOU,
AND YOU WOULD LOVE THE SUPER
DIAPER, AND TOGETHER WE WOULD
CHANGE THE WORLD.
THEN WE'D HANG OUT ALL THE TIME
AND INVENT MORE COOL STUFF
TOGETHER, AND THEN RETIRE UP TO
NORTHERN CALIFORNIA, WHERE WE
WOULD OPEN A LITTLE BED AND
BREAKFAST TOGETHER AND RAISE OUR
LITTLE PUPPY MICROCHIP TOGETHER
IN A CARING AND LOVING HOME.
BUT BY LIKING SHANEQWA MORE THAN
ME, YOU'VE DESTROYED THAT DREAM.
AND NOW I HAVE TO DESTROY YOU
WITH MY SUPER DIAPER!!
IF I CAN'T HAVE YOU AS MY BEST
FRIEND, THEN NO ONE WILL!
>> AAH! [ PANTING ]
AAH!
HOW DARE YOU INTERRUPT ME AND
SHANEQWA'S SPECIAL HOT-TUB
TIME!
TAKE THIS!
NECK BLANKET WITH POWER FISTS
WILL TEACH YOU!
AAH!
>> Gweelok: [ GASPS ]
OH, YEAH?!
ACTIVATE SECRET SIDE-HATCH LASER
BLASTER!
>> [ SCREAMS ]
>> Gweelok: WHAT DO YOU THINK OF
MY INVENTIONS NOW,
HAROLD CRACK?!
OH, CRUD! HUH?
[ ELECTRICITY CRACKLES ]
WHAT HAVE I DONE?
UH, I HAVE A QUESTION.
SO, HAROLD CRACK WAS JUST A
ROBOT INVENTION THE WHOLE TIME?
>> Fart: YES, BUT THE REAL
QUESTION IS WHO INVENTED
HAROLD CRACK?
>> Festro: NO, FART.
THE REAL QUESTION IS DO WE HAVE
ENOUGH TIME TO GET HOME FOR
FAMILY NIGHT?
>> Slog: NO, THE REAL QUESTION
IS HOW ARE WE GONNA CHANGE
*** BACK?
>> Gweelok: NO, THE REAL
QUESTION IS WHO IS GONNA HELP ME
OUT OF THIS DIAPER?