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Hey Guys, I'm taking a break from sucking my dad's *** this week.
Because I am kinda in hope to meet a hot boyfriend. I broke up with my hand as *** is
getting boring. I was touching myself to a guy which proves
I am gay but I am so far in the closet I'm finding Christmas presents.
I sent my ugly horrible nudes which probably burned his eyes.
He told me he was a monster as he couldn't deal with how ugly I am.
Hermafdifiapitieitieieeieite homos? DERRP
So yeah Im kinda looking for...
An internet boyfriend. I would prefer if your *** was 8 inches or
more. Like a shiny ***.
I like my Mexican guys. I have slimy hair.
I am covered in pimples. My eyes are the eyes of a *** predator.
I have ugly crooked, yellow teeth. I have a slug like tong for eating male ***.
I am only over weight by 60 pounds. The public hate me and my body disgusts them.
I love vampires as I have a *** up mind set.
I want you to meet my cat. Come here Mr Wishhehheres
Mr. Whiskersssft Mr. Whiskersfft come here!
This is my cat Mr. Whiskersft "Find this ugly guy a girlfriend he is touching
me" You have to be clinically insane like me.
I have a fetish for cow *** I love jerking off in piles of cow ***.
You must be able to cook for me all the time! You have to have a hot body.
I love big old crusty men with big balls to suck.
You have to have a fat sweaty *** for me to lick.
No Asians as their ***' are not satisfying enough for this big daddies boi.
I love hairy old men. It was a young girl and I got scared and said
she was ugly as I am really into men not girls. Please PLEASE MESSAGE ME. I am so desperate!
I am looking for old crusty hairy men to *** me.