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Sad, sad, sadder than sad
I'm sadder with each passing moment
I'm much sadder now than a second ago
And sadly even sadder now still
I look back at life 20 seconds ago
When first I sang of my sorrow
'twas a happier time than I'm living through now
Which is bliss compared with what's to follow...
Hey girl
you know our economy's in the toilet
but I'm still gonna treat you right.
I said you can have whatever you like (you like)
I said you can have whatever you like (you like)
Yeah...
Tater tots, Cold Duck on ice
And we can clip coupons all night And baby you can have whatever you like
I said you can have whatever you like (you like)
Yeah (yeah)
Take you out for dinner anywhere that you please
Like Burger King or Mickey D's And baby you can have whatever you like
I said you can even have the large fries
Large fries
Yeah (yeah)
Baby you should know I am really quite a sweet guy
When I buy you bathroom tissue, I always get the 2-ply
Want it, you can get it, my dear
I got my Costco membership card right here
Yeah you like Top Ramen, need Top Ramen
Got a cupboard full of 'em, I'll keep 'em comin'
You want it, I got it, go get it, just heat it
Dump the flavor packet on it and eat it
Pork and Beans
and minute rice
And we can play cribbage all night And baby you can have whatever you like
I said you can have whatever you like
Yeah
I can take you to the Laundromat downtown
And watch all the the clothes go 'round and 'round
Or baby we can go wherever you like
I said we can go wherever you like
Yeah
Hottest shorty I know, if you had some lipo
You could be second runner-up Miss Ohio
Seven dollar bills rolled up inside my plastic billfold
Buy you a bagel even if it isn't day-old
And you never ever gotta wear your sister's old clothes
Long as I am still assistant manager at Kinko's
Cut your hair with scissors and a soup bowl
You ain't gotta pay me, that's the way that I roll
My chick can have what she want
At Wal-Mart she can pick out anything she want
I know girl, you ain't never had a man like that
Who doesn't make you buy generic brand like that
Mac and cheese would be all right
But let's send out for pizza tonight and you can order any toppings you like
I said you can even have the last slice
Yeah
Ran myself a cable from my neighbor next do'
Now I can get free HBO and baby you can watch whatever you like
I said you can watch whatever you like
Yeah
Baby I can give you anything you please
Even share my government cheese And baby you can have as much as you like
I said you can have as much as you like
Yeah...
Yeah...
Yeah...