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Thank you, Jesus.
Praise you, Lord.
Lord, we just come to you today
thanking you for your love and mercy.
Amen, thank you Jesus.
We just ask, Lord
that you would help our sister Margaret
do her bowel movement today.
Yes Lord, if it be in your will.
Father, we just thank you for the food and provisions you give us
and that you have created us to
excrete those provisions.
Amen.
Help me excrete my manure, oh Lord.
Lord, we just ask that Margaret can take the biggest
dump ever in her life.
Yes Lord
help me to take a huge crap today, Lord.
I thank you and I praise you
and we give you all the glory.
Amen.
Praise you, Jesus.
All things are possible in Your name.
Lord, you know I have been faithful to you.
I claim the promise in Your Word that anything we ask for
You will provide.
Lord, grant me this gigantic number two, I pray.
Take this crap offering, Lord.
Yes Lord
I offer unto you a sweet smelling aroma.
Praise you, Jesus.
We now wait upon your supernatural strength
to help overcome the powers of darkness.
We now look to your miracle-working laxative power, oh Lord.
You foul demonic
piece of poop
come out in the name of Jesus!
Release my manure in Jesus' name!
Demon spirit of faeces
I rebuke you, and I command you to leave in Jesus' name.
Break off, in the name of Jesus!
I guess I don't have enough faith.
Maybe we have to fast for three days
before we gain the victory.