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They're stripped of maids,
That's why we created
the NYORK Support Series
for conyos who are clueless about
living in New York.
Actually,
just clueless about living.
you'll get lonely here.
That's why it's important
and have an apartment drinking sesh.
Because you're only used to open bars,
you need to learn
how to use a corkscrew.
Our poor conyo wine choice,
It's cheap
and pretty much tastes like wine,
so...
...
until it's tight
and the wings go up.
Push the wings down
on a poor conyo's budget.
Imagine,
it's even cheaper than Santi's.
For easy snacking
and extra savings,
You can make
hors d' oeuvre-appropriate shaved cheese
using a vegetable peeler.
See?
Not only are you resourceful,
you really peel you're sophisticated.
Wow Pretensh,
your spread is so classy.
My maid would be so proud!