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And now, let us all say the Apostles' Creed, as contained in the new revised version
of the new revised version of the Book of Common Prayer,
or meditation, it's the same thing, really. I believe in God...
I believe in God, the Father Almighty Or at least it stands to reason there has
to be some sort of greater power, you know
Like electricity sort of thing And in Jesus Christ,
Who was obviously a fantastic bloke And it's been proved historically
that he actually did exist around that time actually
who was conceived by the Holy Ghost, born of the *** Mary
No, don't laugh It could happen
After all, They can do it in a test tube these days
I mean, that proves it, doesn't it? On the third day
he rose again from the dead A sort of reincarnation if you like
Did you see that program on BBC2? I believe in the Holy Ghost,
telepathy, flying saucers, black magic, there must be something in astrology,
gay liberation, the Loch Ness monster, the abominable snowman, the Surrey panther
copper bracelets for rheumatism levitation
water divining poltergeists
and the life everlasting That is,
if the bloody Russians don't invade Poland Amen