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Natalie dumped me.
What!?
Five years just down the toilet.
Nah, come on, buddy. You still got Bourbon!
I don't know...
Who was there that time you tried to hijack that hot air balloon?
Bourbon.
Who was there the time you tried to spray paint the dog?
Bourbon.
Who was there that time you thought you could go to Juarez without a passport?
Bourbon.
Who's never gonna let you down?
Bourbon.
Yeah!
Yeah. You know what, who needs Natalie?
I got Bourbon!
-That's right! -Alright!
This is great! It's, like, I'm free, you know?
You are free!
Yeah!
You can... dance around in your underwear!
Yeah, why not?
You can... go out there and meet other women!
Yeah!
That'll do it, yeah. You're ready to get back out there.
I don't know. I think I need a couple more shots before I'm really ready to go through with this.
How about that one there?
Yeah, it's like I'm a fun loving guy!
Yeah, meet all sorts of new people with that one.
Just like Natalie has!
I mean, probably has.
[TV playing]
You know, if it's any consolation,
she probably never loved you.
Hungry?
Yeah.
It's good for ya.
Think she cheated on you?
Let's go for a little ride.
To see Natalie? I really don't think I'm in any condition to drive.
Heh. I got this.