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♪ ♪
>> ANNOUNCER: Good afternoon,
ladies and gentlemen...
>> KIM: I am so excited to be
back in Miami.
It's been a long time since
we've been here.
We've missed Miami and hopefully
Miami has missed us.
>> KHLOE: Thank you, guys.
>> KOURTNEY: We're here to
revamp the Miami Dash.
It's like our baby, it's
something that we care so much
about.
>> KHLOE: Mason, do you know
that you were here when you were
a little baby?
>> KIM: Do you remember Miami?
>> MASON: I do remember the
beach...
>> KIM: Yep.
>> MASON: ...and the tigers.
>> KHLOE: You love the beach,
right?
>> MASON: I love the beach and
life.
>> KHLOE: Miami!
>> ALL: Yay!
♪ ♪
>> KHLOE: Mason, your mom found
out you were pregnant at this
Walgreens.
>> KIM: That's smart.
>> MASON: I remember it!
(laughs)
>> KIM: So much has changed
since the last time we have been
in Miami.
>> MASON: Mommy...
>> KIM: I can't believe Scott's
not here.
>> KOURTNEY: I know, but every
time he goes to New York or
comes to Miami, he just can't
control his going out.
Miami has definitely been a dark
place in mine and Scott's
relationship.
♪ ♪
>> KIM: What just happened?
>> KOURTNEY: Let's just get out
of here.
>> KIM: Okay.
>> KOURTNEY: I can't do this
(bleep) anymore.
I'm gonna be super busy with the
store, and I cannot deal with
that again.
>> KIM: So are you, like,
banning him from Miami?
>> KOURTNEY: Yeah.
He doesn't need to just be
hanging out here for no reason.
I don't want him here.
♪ ♪
>> MASON: No!
(baby crying)
>> KOURTNEY: Hold on, Mase,
Mom's gonna get...
>> MASON: No, let me out!
>> KOURTNEY: I don't know how to
undo this, and I need his
stroller out.
>> KIM: Here you go.
Wow, this is annoying.
>> KOURTNEY: Grab my purse,
Khlo?
>> MASON: Don't do that!
>> KIM: I'm overwhelmed just
looking at all of this.
(baby crying)
Two babies running around,
spitting up, screaming.
>> MASON: Hi!
>> KIM: I mean, it's just...
it's a lot.
Scott should be out here.
(tearing sound)
>> KHLOE: Excuse me.
>> KOURTNEY: Hey.
>> KHLOE: No.
>> KOURTNEY: You cannot take
that off.
>> KHLOE: Pick that back up.
>> MASON: No!
>> KHLOE: How are you going to
handle this?
This is day one.
This seems like this is going
really well.
>> MASON: Oh, wait, oh, wait,
oh, wait.
♪ ♪
>> KHLOE: Look at the ocean!
That's a pretty view.
Lamar and I do have a house in
Miami, but it is fully under
construction, so we are
hoteling it up.
>> KOURTNEY: Wow, look at all
those boats!
>> MASON: Look at those big
ones!
>> KHLOE: Kourtney and Kim are
going to be staying to focus on
Dash Miami, while I will be back
and forth to be with my hubby
and also focus on my fertility
stuff and a bunch of other work
commitments.
>> KOURTNEY: Miami, the
Kardashians are here!
(whooping)
>> KIM: Kanye was hinting
he was gonna send me
something that would keep me
company.
>> KHLOE: A vibrator?
>> KIM: Maybe.
Kanye and I have been together
for months.
He is recording his album in
Hawaii and I'm here in Miami.
He says that he's sending me a
gift to keep me company.
I have no idea what that means.
>> KHLOE: What if he just, like,
got you, like, a flip camera
with like videos of him.
Just like little love notes.
>> KIM: That would be so cute.
>> KHLOE: And he's like (bleep)
off in them.
>> KIM: Ew! Stop.
>> KHLOE (laughing): Just
kidding.
He is so much better than
Humphries.
Like, seriously, what a waste of
your time.
>> KIM: I know.
>> KHLOE: Like, what did you do?
>> KIM: We all make mistakes.
>> KHLOE: I feel like it was a
dream.
I feel like that never really
even happened.
>> KIM: It was a really
expensive dream that won't leave
me alone.
I'm obviously still going
through a divorce.
>> KHLOE: The dumbest part is
that he won't, like, sign the
divorce papers.
>> KIM: And it's something that
should be over and done with.
Unfortunately, it's not that
easy.
>> KHLOE: Like, how does this
not, like...
>> KIM: I'm annoyed about it...
>> KHLOE: ...irritate you to
your core?
>> KIM: ...but I've taken it to
a level, like, where I'm just
like, I can't stress about this.
Like, the judge said we will be
divorced in 2013.
>> KHLOE: I don't know how she's
so calm about this.
He's suing her for an annulment.
The only way to legally get an
annulment is if there's some
type of fraud involved.
So Kris said Kim defrauded him
to marry her for press.
>> KIM: That's crazy.
>> KHLOE: Kim, the fact that
you even got married is crazy.
If you wanted to marry someone
just for press, wouldn't you
have picked someone that was
actually popular?
>> KIM: I should've listened to
the signs, but you know, I...
>> KHLOE: Let me just give you
one word of advice.
If you ever come across anyone
who barks...
(Kim laughs)
...for most of his words, don't
date them.
Seriously.
(Khloe barking)
Like, no.
♪ ♪
>> MASON: I'll be a pirate!
I'm Captain Hook!
>> KOURTNEY: Hey. Hey!
>> KIM: Hey!
>> KOURTNEY: Stop. Hey.
I'm serious.
>> MASON: I want to do that!
>> KOURTNEY: Stop, Mase.
>> KHLOE: Hey.
>> MASON: No!
>> KOURTNEY: You're going to get
a major time out, Mase.
>> KHLOE: Your game is taken
away.
Kourtney is so overwhelmed alone
with two kids.
>> KIM: Look, Penelope's
throwing up.
>> KHLOE: I know that she has a
lot of reservations about Scott
coming to Miami, but I think
he's really needed here.
>> MASON: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
>> KHLOE: This is just like...
a ball of fun.
>> KIM: When is Scott going to
come?
I feel like he can...
>> KOURTNEY: He's not gonna
come.
I don't want him here.
Kim and Khloe aren't in mine and
Scott's relationship.
They don't know our situation.
I've been getting really anxious
about moving to Miami with you.
It's like I just don't know if
it's the best decision for our
family.
>> SCOTT: If you think it's
setting us up for a disaster,
I-I don't want to go, either.
>> KOURTNEY: My sisters have to
just let me be, and not worry
about Scott and me.
Hey. Hey.
(Mason giggles)
He thinks it's funny.
♪ ♪
>> KHLOE: That is some
confidence, right there.
For reals.
>> KOURTNEY: Sexy.
>> KHLOE: Like, Confident City.
How's everything going with
Scott?
>> KOURTNEY: Um, of course I
love having him around with us
all the time.
It's just when we go to, like,
different cities where there's,
like, more going on.
He's like party animal, wants
to stay out till 5:00.
I don't understand that, 'cause
for me, if I even go to, like,
dinner, after 30 minutes I'm,
like, dying to get home to my
kids.
'Cause I don't understand how
people can do that.
>> KHLOE: Well, they're asleep.
A lot of people do that, though.
I don't get Kourtney's fears.
You just had a second child with
this man.
You guys are living together.
This is the father of your kids.
I don't know how she's so calm
about this.
You just don't care to
socialize.
>> KOURTNEY: Especially not in
L.A.
>> KHLOE: Is that a crab leg?
Ew!
(knocking on door)
>> BELLBOY: Good evening, I have
a delivery for Kim.
>> KIM: Hi.
Lookit!
Thank you so much.
>> MASON: There's little kitty.
>> KIM: Oh!
>> MASON: There's little kitty!
>> KIM: I've always wanted a
little, baby, white, fluffy
Persian kitten.
Here, let's go show.
>> MASON: Mommy!
>> KIM: I can't believe Kanye
surprised me with the cutest
little baby ever.
This is what he got me.
>> KHLOE: Oh my God, it's so
cute!
>> KOURTNEY: What are you going
to do when she has to go to the
bathroom?
Kim is so busy.
She's always traveling.
>> KHLOE: Who got KiKi the
kitty?
>> MASON: Kanye.
(laughs)
>> KOURTNEY: She's never going
to be able to take care of it.
(Mason shrieks)
>> KHLOE: The cat's loose.
>> KIM: She just jumped!
(kitten mews)
>> KOURTNEY: She's going to be
so over this cat in five
seconds.
(phone ringing)
>> KANYE: Hello?
>> KIM: Hi, babe.
I tried to call you earlier, but
you were still on the flight.
I got the little kitty.
>> KANYE: Glad you got her all
right.
What do you think?
>> KIM: I love her.
That is like the sweetest thing
ever.
Thank you so much.
>> KANYE: What are you going to
call her?
>> KIM: Uh, I have to think
about it.
Why, do you have any names?
>> KANYE: What about Mercy?
>> KIM: Mercy?
That is such a cute name.
Oh, my God, her name is Mercy.
I love you.
Thank you so much.
All right, go back to work.
I miss you and... call me later.
>> KANYE: All right, love you.
Catch you later.
>> KIM: Okay, bye.
>> KHLOE: Kourtney?
>> KOURTNEY: Yeah?
>> KHLOE: What are you doing?
>> KOURTNEY: Trying to get
everything together.
>> KHLOE: Are you ready to go?
>> KOURTNEY: In a second.
I don't even know where the
diaper bag is, I have pajamas on
the floor, I have dirty clothes,
I left my milk out last night.
I just need a minute to organize
all my stuff and not have to be
running off to Dash.
>> KHLOE: Okay, well, I mean, I
feel like you're very
overwhelmed.
>> KOURTNEY: Ready to go?
You're bringing the cat?
>> KIM: Yeah, why not?
Would you leave your baby
at home?
>> KHLOE: I'm the only one
without a baby.
>> KIM: We can share Mercy.
>> KHLOE: Don't worry.
I don't want your baby.
My sisters and I have not been
to our Dash Miami store, and
doing a visit is incredibly
needed.
>> KOURTNEY: Here.
>> KHLOE: Here, I got it.
>> KIM: Hi, guys.
So what's going on?
>> ANA: We're having a busy day.
>> KOURTNEY: Busy day, good.
>> KIM: Really? Oh, good.
>> KHLOE: I am not having a good
moment right now.
This is not the way the store
should look.
It's like, really bad.
Like, I can't believe the store
looks like this right now.
>> KOURTNEY: What is up with
this disgusting back room?
>> KHLOE: Oh, (bleep).
It's about to go down right now.
Our employees always know when
we are popping up.
This is our store with our name
on it.
It's like, disgusting right now.
The Dash Miami store looks like
complete and utter hell.
It's so cluttered.
The back room is a fire hazard.
It really boils my blood.
Do you not see this?
>> ROYA: I just walked through.
>> KHLOE: Fire hazard.
Who would get sued?
>> KOURTNEY: There's too many
candles in the back.
There's too many T-shirts,
obviously.
>> KHLOE: How could anything
sell when the racks are this
claustrophobic?
>> KOURTNEY: The fact that
there's four different things
hanging on this one section is
insane.
>> KHLOE: This is their job.
Sorry, it's a problem.
This is our store.
>> KOURTNEY: This does not
represent us.
>> KHLOE: I agree.
>> KOURTNEY: I would rather
close the store, everyone's
fired, and let's move on.
>> KHLOE: Amen.
>> KHLOE: LA and New York,
we don't have the problems, so
we have to fix where there's a
weak link, and we'll fix it.
>> KIM: I mean, what do you
expect everyone to say?
It's like, okay.
I know the employees were really
excited to see us, and Kourtney
and Khloe just lose it.
I feel really bad.
I hate hurting people's
feelings.
>> ROYA: We didn't up any of the
merchandise we were ordering.
I don't want you guys to be
upset, and it is... It's a lot.
(phone vibrates)
>> KIM: That's my attorney.
>> KHLOE: For what?
>> KIM: Hello?
>> ROYA: Do you guys have the
nightcap nude for Theresa?
>> KIM: Everything okay?
I have to take this.
>> KHLOE: Okay.
>> KIM: Hello?
>> KHLOE: I thought she would be
so much more annoyed about it.
>> KOURTNEY: I know.
>> KHLOE: It has to be
frustrating that you can't...
>> KOURTNEY: It has to be
so frustrating.
>> KHLOE: She never talks about
it; I don't think that's a
healthy thing.
>> KOURTNEY: I don't understand
why anyone would want to hold on
to that energy.
>> KHLOE: The attorneys and the
fees and everything.
It's over a year.
It's beyond like, my
comprehension.
How are you?
What? It's over?
(chuckles)
>> KIM: I wish. No.
>> KHLOE: I wish.
>> KIM: Far from it.
>> KHLOE: Ooh, it feels good to
be in Miami.
(Mercy meowing)
Oh, who knew this car was real?
>> KIM: Khloe, Khloe, Khloe,
Khloe, Khloe.
So I wanted to take my new baby
kitty, Mercy, out just to get
some fresh air, get out of the
hotel, and she's just like,
clawing me.
Ow, ow, ow, her nails are, like,
stuck in me.
I could just tell she's so
scared. (squeals)
>> KHLOE: We should start
walking back.
This cat is like, not having it.
>> KIM: Ew, it pooped.
Khlo, the poop is halfway in its
butt and won't come out.
And I can't...
>> KHLOE: Well, that's not good.
It's probably terrified, too.
>> KIM: And I can't pull it out.
>> KHLOE: Don't you have the
thing on your phone that you do?
>> KIM: What do you do when a
cat is constipated?
(phone dings)
>> SIRI: Okay, here you go.
>> KIM: "If you have a
long-haired cat, trim the hair
around the cat's backside to
keep the hair from getting
tangled.
Ew, no, no, no, no, don't eat
it, don't eat it, don't eat it.
I had no idea that kittens
just weren't already trained to
go in their litter box.
>> KHLOE: Kim!
>> KIM: Anything messy just
freaks me out, but this is my
baby, and I want to learn how to
be a good mom.
>> KHLOE: She has *** berries
hanging off her *** (bleep)
right now.
>> KIM: Ew. This is...
>> KOURTNEY: Kim, this is not
for you.
You are just not meant to have a
pet.
Don't get scissors around your
cat.
>> KIM: I need to cut the hair.
Kourtney thinks I'm un-capable
of taking care of anyone else.
It's not a baby, it's a pet,
but I definitely want to prove
to her, like, I can handle the
responsibility.
>> KHLOE: Why would you show us
the (bleep)?
>> KIM: I got the poop out.
I'm a good mommy.
(ringtone playing)
Hello?
>> SCOTT: Hi.
I got your voice message.
>> KIM: We are in Miami, and it
is not the same without you.
>> SCOTT: And nothing bad can
happen if I'm not there.
>> KIM: Yeah, but I mean, I can
tell that she obviously like,
needs you and wants you here,
even if she's saying that.
No one wants to raise like, two
kids by themselves.
Kourtney definitely needs Scott
to come.
I think she won't admit it,
that she's overwhelmed.
So if Kourtney's too stubborn to
let him know, Khloe and I
definitely aren't shy.
Don't you also think that like,
you're gonna maybe miss out on
like, a lot of firsts for
Penelope?
>> SCOTT: Even missing things
with Mason.
>> KIM: I think Scott feels
really torn on, you know,
whether he should come out to
Miami or if it's maybe better
for the family that he stays at
home.
I really want to convince him
that, you know, he needs to be
out here with his family.
>> SCOTT: I don't want to go
out, and Miami's such a hard
town to stay in.
Don't want to pull me into the
dark side that I'm not looking
for.
>> KIM: Surprise her, show her
that you are like, making
changes and that you want to
like, come be here to support
her. I would just... come.
>> SCOTT: I would love to be
with my children and her.
It's just Miami's a tough city
for me.
>> KIM: It can't hurt to try.
>> SHEIVA: Your cabinets look
amazing.
>> KOURTNEY: They do?
>> SHEIVA: But the poles are
chrome and the hardware like,
when you open the cabinets, you
can see the hardware.
>> KOURTNEY: It looks really
good.
>> KHLOE: Yeah, um, have you and
Kim had any heart-to-hearts
about the humpty-dump?
>> KOURTNEY: A heart-to-heart?
No.
>> KHLOE: Just, like, it's so
bizarre that she doesn't let it
out, her divorce.
Like, she never talks (bleep)
about him.
Sheiva was like, "It's normal,
you guys were..."
Oh.
(laughter)
>> KIM: What are you talking
about?
>> KHLOE: We're talking about
Sheiva.
>> KIM: When I walk in on Khloe
talking to Roya and Sheiva about
my divorce, it annoys me.
If I wanted to talk about it, I
would talk about it with them.
I just want to move on.
Why are you going on and on
about this?
>> SHEIVA: I just feel bad.
>> KHLOE: Doesn't it like ***
you off that it's been over a
year and you're not divorced?
I really don't know why Kim is
downplaying her divorce.
I mean, she's definitely the
drama queen in the family,
and it's very weird and a little
unsettling.
You kind of are a bottler.
>> KIM: I'm not bottling up
emotions.
♪ ♪
>> SCOTT: I'm just trying to get
my luggage, but nobody cares.
I'm a little anxious to be here
in Miami.
I know if I would've told
Kourtney that I was coming, she
would've somehow tried to talk
me out of it, but at the same
time, I don't want to be without
her and I don't want my kids to
start growing without me there.
So I'm here-- I need to be here.
>> KIM: Who is it?
>> KHLOE: It's the L.D.
>> KIM: What are you doing here?
>> KOURTNEY: Scott walks through
the door and I'm appalled, like,
I don't even know how to
respond.
>> KHLOE: Who knew you could
grow a beard?
>> KOURTNEY: The last time we
were in Miami, he went out every
night till all hours of the
night.
That's not what I do not need in
my life right now.
First of all, you reek of
alcohol.
How much have you been drinking?
>> KHLOE: What?!
>> KOURTNEY: Do you not smell
that?
>> KHLOE: Kourtney, are you
kidding?
>> KOURTNEY: No, smell it.
>> KHLOE: He just came here.
>> SCOTT: One of the most
important things to me in my
life right now is staying out of
trouble, keeping my relationship
healthy.
I literally had one glass of red
wine.
Here, give me a running hug.
(groans)
I missed you.
>> MASON: Yeah?
>> KIM: What is up with the
homeless look?
I did not recognize him-- he
looks like a caveman.
>> KHLOE: Why does Kourtney say
he smells like alcohol?
>> KIM: No, he does not at all.
>> KHLOE: This is like thank God
someone's here to help her.
>> KIM: Yeah, I mean, even just
getting the stroller out
everywhere we go is a task.
>> MASON: Her name is Mercy.
>> SCOTT: How long have you been
here?
>> KOURTNEY: So, you didn't
answer me.
>> SCOTT: What?
>> MASON: Daddy, Daddy...
>> KOURTNEY: Why are you here?
>> SCOTT: I'm gonna take it easy
and try and get some work stuff
done from here, and that's it.
>> MASON: ...want this hat off.
>> SCOTT: And hang out with the
kids... and maybe see you once
in a while.
>> KOURTNEY: Mm...
>> SCOTT: I can go back home
very easily.
>> KOURTNEY: I'm not saying to
go home, but can you be like you
are at home here?
>> SCOTT: I sure hope, I mean, I
want to try.
>> KOURTNEY: I sure hope, too.
♪ ♪
>> KIM: Hi.
>> KOURTNEY: Why would you
invite Scott here without
telling me?
I obviously don't want him here
for a reason.
>> KIM: You're not gonna be
without Scott for three months.
>> KOURTNEY: I don't know how
long we're staying here.
Once we know, then I can figure
it out, but I don't need him
here for long periods of time.
>> KIM: He is a part of your
family.
>> KOURTNEY: But you don't know
what's best, and we made that
decision where I don't want
him...
>> KIM: Okay, I'm sorry.
>> KOURTNEY: Well, now it's
awkward, I can't, like, tell him
not to be here.
>> KIM: I didn't mean to, like,
create drama.
>> MASON: Let's go down to the
beach.
>> SCOTT: Let's go down to the
beach.
>> MASON: Daddy?
>> SCOTT: For me to keep myself
out of trouble, I know what I
need to do.
It's not make plans to go out to
late dinners.
Or make plans to go to
nightclubs, obviously.
And focus on my family.
>> MASON: Let's go into the
water.
>> SCOTT: So today I decided,
you know, let me get up early,
take my son to the beach, and
have a nice, normal Miami day
with him, opposed to having a
Miami night with myself and
ending up in trouble for the
next two years.
Whoo! Whoo! Are you cold or no?
>> MASON: No, I'm good.
♪ ♪
>> KOURTNEY: Kim.
>> KIM: Yeah?
>> KOURTNEY: Get your cat if
you're such a good mom.
>> KIM: I'm with Penelope.
If you're such a good mom...
>> KOURTNEY: Your cat was in the
sink.
>> KIM: Mason had it.
>> KOURTNEY: You leave Mason in
charge of your cat?
They say cats are such
easy pets because they kind of
take care of themselves, but you
need to change the kitty litter,
they need to get groomed.
I think that Kim just isn't
realizing that right now.
>> KOURTNEY: Mason, did you put
the kitty in the sink?
(Penelope sneezes)
>> KIM: Oh, she farted and
sneezed at the same time.
>> KOURTNEY: Bless you.
>> SCOTT: That's called a snart.
♪ ♪
(knocking on door)
>> KHLOE: Hello?
>> JONATHAN: Oh, welcome to
Miami.
(Khloe speaks Spanish)
Wow.
>> KHLOE: Jonathan has a house
in Miami as well, so Jonathan
always comes down to Miami from
New York.
He is a family friend but he is
closest to Kim.
Have you been speaking to Kim?
>> JONATHAN: A little bit.
Why-- is there something weird?
>> WOMAN: Hi, Jonathan.
>> JONATHAN: Hi.
>> KHLOE: Well, I wanted to,
like, talk to you or see if
she's, like, been open with you
about... just I feel like her
divorce.
I feel like it's the longest
process ever.
>> JONATHAN: Yeah.
>> KHLOE: But I feel bad that it
has to carry on into more
relationships.
>> JONATHAN: She's really, like,
kind of weird about it.
She doesn't speak about it.
I hear about it from TMZ.
>> KHLOE (laughing): Right.
>> JONATHAN: Like, why...
>> KHLOE: Like, according to
Kim, nothing's going on.
She's like, "No, I'm fine."
>> JONATHAN: Every time, I know.
Every time I ask her about it,
she completely, like, goes,
talks about shoes.
>> KHLOE: She's like, "I took
four months off and I'm fine."
To hear that she's not even
talking to Jonathan about this
whole thing, that concerns me
even more.
>> JONATHAN: Well, I'll
definitely talk to her.
I mean, if anyone can get it
out, it's me.
She usually tells me everything.
♪ ♪
(cell phone ringtone plays)
>> KIM: Hello?
>> JONATHAN: How are you?
>> KIM: Good-- what are you
doing?
>> JONATHAN: Well, not much.
I'm getting bagels.
What are you doing?
>> KIM: I'm about to Instagram a
pic of Mercy.
Mason put her in the trashcan
today.
(Jonathan laughs)
It's so funny.
>> JONATHAN: Yeah.
>> KIM: That's really about it.
Oh, my gosh.
>> JONATHAN: Kim, are you okay?
>> KIM: Yeah, why?
>> JONATHAN: I don't know, just
checking on you.
>> KIM: Okay, you're being
weird.
Why would I not be okay?
>> JONATHAN: Khloe said that you
were really kind of, like,
weirded with this whole divorce
thing, and I told her that you
really don't even bring it up to
me.
I just wanted to make sure that
on your end that you're not...
you're not holding everything
back and all of a sudden
you're just gonna go nuts and
explode about it and...
>> KIM: There's nothing to say.
>> JONATHAN: I'm just making
sure.
Don't-don't kill the messenger.
>> KIM: Yeah, but the fact that
you guys are all gossiping
behind my back is annoying.
>> JONATHAN: I just wanted to
bring it up to you because she's
definitely concerned about you,
and of course I am, too, for
sure.
>> KIM: I'll call you later.
>> JONATHAN: All right...
(phone beeps off)
>> ROYA: This is one of their
sale racks.
>> KOURTNEY: Oh, these are cute.
>> ROYA: Right?
And there's another sale rack
right here.
>> KHLOE: Much better-- now we
could look and see what we have.
We're moving on up in the world.
>> KOURTNEY: You guys,
everything looks better.
We check in on Dash and a lot of
little small things have been
fixed, but I know that it's
gonna take a while to really
give this store the TLC that it
needs.
>> KIM: Hi.
>> KOURTNEY: Heather, right?
>> WOMAN: Yeah.
>> KIM: Kokes.
I'm disappointed in Khloe.
I don't think she should be
calling everyone behind my back.
>> KHLOE: Yes?
>> KIM: So I just got off the
phone with Jonathan.
I'm so frustrated.
>> KHLOE: With me?
>> KIM: With you putting in such
bad energy.
>> KHLOE: Are you kidding me?
You, like, think that I should
be so...
>> KHLOE: Is this an ambush?
>> KIM: No, it's not.
I'm trying to whisper to you in
the corner.
I just don't get why you think
that I have to be so mad
about this.
>> KHLOE: I don't think it's
healthy that you hold
everything in.
That's all I'm saying.
>> KIM: But I don't hold it in.
I have cried about this for
months and months and months.
At some point, I have to
let it go.
I have no choice, or I'm gonna
be a miserable, negative person.
I let go, and I said...
>> KHLOE: ...let go and let be.
>> KIM: ...let go and let God.
>> KHLOE: Oh.
Wow, Maya Angelou, I get it.
>> KIM: So just stop going
around and, like...
>> KHLOE: I'll stop, I'll stop.
I'll stop on one condition.
>> KIM: What?
>> KHLOE: I'll tell you what
it is later.
>> KIM: You're so weird.
>> KHLOE: Why are we in Miami if
we're gonna hotel all day?
>> KOURTNEY: I want to be laying
on a lounge chair.
An umbrella...
>> KHLOE: An iced tea.
>> KOURTNEY: ...and a margarita.
>> KHLOE: Hola!
(both laughing)
>> KOURTNEY: Kim.
>> KIM: Are you crazy?
>> KOURTNEY: We really wanted to
tell you that you only
live once.
>> KIM: That's been my motto.
>> KHLOE: So remember
that promise that you made me?
I found an amazing aggression-
release exercise, and as soon as
I convince Kim to do this, I
will never bother her about her
divorce again.
We are going to release
aggression.
And you're gonna say, "Good-bye,
divorce!"
>> KIM: That is so dangerous.
>> KOURTNEY: To divorce!
>> KHLOE: Let it out!
Just scream!
>> KIM: This doesn't do anything
but waste plates!
>> KHLOE: One, two... (chuckles)
Do one for the Hump! (laughs)
>> KIM: I've been married a year
and a half now, so to all the
people joking about things
longer than my marriage,
technically, I'm still married,
so that joke doesn't work
anymore.
I want to look forward.
(Kourtney, Khloe yell)
(Kim screams)
(all laugh)
>> KOURTNEY: Back room at Dash!
(shrieks)
(Kim shrieks)
>> KHLOE: Yeah!
>> KIM: As silly as it may seem,
it feels kind of good to break
those dishes.
(shrieks)
I mean, I've just been pushing
my feelings down for so long.
>> KHLOE: I want to go to
the beach.
>> KIM: We're not going to the
beach 'cause we're so fat.
>> KHLOE: We're not going to the
beach 'cause we're fat! (laughs)
YOLO.
>> KHLOE: We need to get
a bib cloth.
>> SCOTT: You want me to
get one?
>> KHLOE: Sure.
(knocking)
>> KHLOE: Who is it? Hi!
(all cheering)
>> KHLOE: Hi! Hello!
My sisters and I went a little
H.A.M. on the Dash employees, so
we wanted them to know no hard
feelings.
We just had to vent, let it out.
>> SHEIVA: This whole thing.
>> KHLOE: Scott, come here.
>> SHEIVA: You guys have to
take Jell-O shots.
>> KOURTNEY: Someone needs to
influence Scott.
>> SCOTT: I'm chilling.
>> THERESA: Where's Kim?
>> KHLOE: How much you guys want
to bet it's either gonna be a
black, cream, or white outfit?
(all laugh)
>> KIM: What?
>> THERESA: Let me take
Jell-O shots.
>> KHLOE: Back in Miami!
Being in Miami, it's a
girls' night, let's have
some drinks.
It's a celebration anytime.
Kim is drinking and hanging out.
>> KIM: I'm feeling it.
>> SCOTT: We got two different
lifestyles in this end of the
room to that end of the room.
>> KHLOE: Who lies about
an abortion?
You lie about not having one.
>> KIM: Lime Jell-O shots
are amazing.
>> SCOTT: On this, there's
a family.
On that side is a mockery.
>> KHLOE: Cheers, guys.
Cheers all over your face.
>> KIM: Whoo! Here's to Miami.
>> KHLOE: Scott!
>> SCOTT: What?!
>> KHLOE: Come here!
Scott, remember at Cabo Wabo
how wasted you got?
Oh, you're awake?
>> MASON: Where's the kitty?
Oh, there you go!
>> SCOTT: You guys are gonna go
party somewhere else maybe?
>> KHLOE: Are you kicking
us out?
>> SCOTT: Maybe.
>> KHLOE: He wants to be
with us.
>> SCOTT: No. Come on, honey.
>> KHLOE: Are we going
downstairs?
>> SHEIVA: Yeah, let's go down.
>> KIM: All right, to Miami.
>> KHLOE: Love you!
♪ ♪
>> KIM: Wait for us!
(Khloe screams)
Shake your ...!
Wait. Whose shoe is this?
Mason! Choo-choo!
Oh, yeah! Party in Penzance!
>> KIM: Let's wrestle.
(laughing)
>> KHLOE: I see a boy.
Mason? Mason?
>> SCOTT: Are you guys
this drunk?
>> KIM: Sorry. (chuckles)
>> KHLOE: Can you drive us to go
get some food?
>> SCOTT: I'm sure there's a
driver downstairs.
>> KHLOE: We don't want to be
intoxicated around other people.
>> SCOTT: Whatever. I'll drive
you as long as I can get you
out of here.
>> KHLOE: There's something in
my mouth.
>> SCOTT: The last thing I want
to do is drive Khloe and Kim
anywhere, but they're running
around drunk, they're waking my
children up.
I just want to get these girls
out of here.
And if that means driving them
myself, so be it.
>> KHLOE: Can you drive us
like a chauffeur?
>> KIM: Oh, my God, Scott, the
cat went under the seat
by your feet.
>> KHLOE: Scott, the cat went
under your seat.
It's under. Wait. I forgot.
>> SCOTT: Don't freak out.
>> KHLOE: I want to stop where
they have the mannequins with
the big ol' ...
>> SCOTT: Where is the pizza
place?
>> KHLOE: You got to go to
Ocean to go to Wet Willie's.
Ooh, margarita. (laughs)
I'm (bleep), Let's go dance.
Whoo!
>> KIM: Oh, my God, that
sweatshirt and pants
says "YOLO." I want that.
I don't have any money, though.
>> KHLOE: I have money.
>> SCOTT: This is so annoying.
What are you getting?
>> KIM: I want to get shorts
that say "YOLO."
>> SCOTT: I'm just taking you
guys out for pizza.
>> KIM: Oh, my God, or you can
get a romper.
(Khloe laughs)
>> SCOTT: You guys are out of
your (bleep) mind.
>> KIM: No, I want these.
>> SCOTT: They start out by
saying they just wanted to get
some pizza, and now they want
to start shopping in the middle
of the night?
They're acting like two
schoolgirls that just got drunk
at prom.
Are you guys done?
I mean, it's too much.
I just want to get back to my
kids, get into bed and
go to sleep.
It's ridiculous.
>> KIM: Wait. Hold on.
I want two glow pops.
>> JONATHAN: Hello?
>> SCOTT: Hey.
>> KHLOE: YOLO!
>> SCOTT: I'm driving these two
drunk idiots to go get food.
You gotta come meet them
at this pizza place,
and you take them.
The last thing I am is
a babysitter.
And I don't want to deal with
either of these girls.
I called Jonathan, I said,
"Look, you just deal with them.
They're drunk and annoying."
>> KHLOE: Cheban!
>> JONATHAN: Why are you guys
dressed like Cyndi Lauper?
>> KHLOE: Look what she got.
>> KIM: Her name's Mercy.
>> KHLOE: Don't worry.
>> KIM: Can you take a picture?
Oh, yeah.
>> JONATHAN: I've never seen
anything cuter in my life.
>> KIM: I know. It should say,
"Jonathan Cheban and
some ***."
Wait. I'll put her in here,
and say "the cat in the hat."
>> JONATHAN: You guys are drunk
messes in Miami, man.
(Khloe laughs)
(knocking on door)
>> SCOTT: Well.
>> KOURTNEY: You just getting
home at 2:00 in the morning?
>> SCOTT: I didn't even go out,
by the way.
>> KOURTNEY: Scott wasn't
answering my calls, and I asked
the hotel security to call me
when he gets in.
>> SCOTT: First of all, I didn't
go out-out.
I went out of the hotel to give
your sisters a damn ride.
I ended up leaving.
>> KOURTNEY: Is that your
excuse, that you went out
with my sisters?
>> SCOTT: They kept waking up
the kids.
So I said, "Let me take you
guys somewhere to get you out
of here."
I didn't want to leave
the hotel.
>> KOURTNEY: Perfect.
>> KHLOE: I think this is
someone's table.
>> KIM: Khloe, I love you.
I love you.
Oh, my God.
My YOLO pants.
Morning, Kokes.
>> KHLOE: Hi, Keeks.
>> KIM: I honestly cannot
remember last night.
I've only partied like that
maybe twice in my entire life.
So I'm just like, so out of it.
I don't even know what happened.
(chuckles)
Oh, my God, Jonathan.
Oh, my God.
>> KHLOE: Yeah, Jonathan and
some ***.
>> KIM: Oh, my God, we had so
much fun last night.
Wait, where is the kitty?
>> KHLOE: I don't know.
Doesn't it sleep with you?
>> KIM: Yeah, typically in bed
with me, but she wasn't it bed.
>> KHLOE: Does it?
>> KIM: Kitty?
Kitty?
>> KHLOE: Did you leave your
door open?
>> KIM: No.
Maybe she's in your room.
Kitty?
Mercy?
I'm looking around for Mercy,
and my heart is pounding.
Khlo?
I'm just like, freaking out
because I have no idea where she
is.
Khloe, I cannot find the cat.
>> KHLOE: What about...
Does Mason have it?
>> KIM: I don't know.
>> KHLOE: Did you ask Kourt?
>> KIM: I don't know.
I'm just, like, freaking out.
>> KHLOE: Maybe they came in and
got it.
>> KOURTNEY: How was your night
last night?
>> KIM: Wild.
>> KOURTNEY: Wild?
How wild could it be?
You guys... you're not a very
wild woman.
>> KOURTNEY: So where did you
guys go last night?
>> KIM: Will you come with me in
the room?
>> KOURTNEY: Where are you guys
going?
>> KIM: I just don't even know
what to do.
I don't know what to say.
Like, what am I gonna say to
Kanye about this gift that he
just gave me?
It's gonna look like I don't
care about the kitty.
It's gonna look like I don't
care about the gift.
Kourtney's right.
I'm so irresponsible.
(Kim sighs heavily)
>> KIM: Seriously, Khlo, if I
cannot find this cat, I will
die.
Where did we last have her?
>> KHLOE: Check all your
pictures.
We took 5,000 pictures with this
animal.
>> KIM: There's pictures with
Jonathan.
Let's call.
(line ringing)
>> JONATHAN: Hello?
>> KIM: Hi.
>> JONATHAN: Oh, there you are.
You were a little nutty last
night.
How you feeling?
>> KIM: I'm just like, a little
freaked out right now.
Do you know where Mercy is?
>> JONATHAN: Are you serious?
>> KIM: Yeah.
>> JONATHAN: You don't know what
you did with Mercy?
>> KIM: No.
>> JONATHAN: Mercy is here with
me.
>> KIM: Wait, are you kidding?
You have Mercy?
>> JONATHAN: You gave me Mercy
'cause if you brought Mercy to
the club with you, that would be
the end of Mercy.
>> KIM: I have been so freaked
out over this cat.
>> JONATHAN: Well, I'll drop her
off.
>> KIM: Okay, love you.
Thank God.
>> KOURTNEY: How do we feel
about this?
>> KHLOE: Cha, cha, cha.
Um, it's cute.
No, lay your head back.
>> ROYA: Oh, my God.
>> KHLOE: Let's notice how much
more space we have back here.
>> ROYA: Right, and these will
be gone as of, um...
>> KOURTNEY: What are those?
>> ROYA: They're your mom's
books.
>> KHLOE: I mean, enough with
her books already.
>> ROYA: They've really hustled
to move a lot of
the merchandise.
>> KHLOE: Let's go out there and
see how it's looking out there.
>> ROYA: As you can see, it's
just a little bit cramped.
>> KOURTNEY: It is a little
crowded situation going on.
>> KHLOE: The thing that bothers
me is like, I feel like all of
this is just like...
>> ROYA: Dead space.
>> KOURTNEY: Really?
>> KHLOE: Like, to have this
rack here because there's a door
right there.
>> ROYA: You can't use
this space.
>> KOURTNEY: Yeah, we could,
like, put a rack, like, hanging.
But then, this is annoying.
>> KHLOE: Like, and even, like,
I wish the black things, I wish
it was all just one.
>> KOURTNEY: And that big
silver bar.
>> KHLOE: It's just so hideous.
>> ROYA: It was like, we quoted
it at three or $4,000 to cover
it.
>> KOURTNEY: And if it's just
the layout, that's not something
we can change.
>> ROYA: No, just like a poor
use of space.
>> KOURTNEY: There's so many
things I hate.
>> ROYA: But even that's not a
good use of space, you know?
>> KOURTNEY: Yeah.
This store just really needs
like, a full makeover.
>> ROYA: We definitely need more
space.
>> KOURTNEY: It's really
starting to make me realize we
really just need to move the
store.
While we're here, we need to
step it up and get a new
location.
>> KHLOE: One hundo.
>> KRIS: All right, let's do it.
>> ROYA: At least for the time
being, it's like, better.
>> KOURTNEY: It is much better.
>> KHLOE: It's 100% better.
>> KOURTNEY: But it's not
perfect.
>> KHLOE: Mase, there's the
beach.
>> KOURTNEY: Look, see those?
Isn't is cool?
>> KHLOE: They're in the water.
>> MASON: I think I can go too
on that.
>> KHLOE: You could do that?
Kourt, I don't know why you were
giving Scott such a hard time.
You got to believe in him a
little, and maybe he'll like,
believe in himself.
>> KOURTNEY: Maybe Khloe is
right, that if I'm not believing
in him, then how can he believe
in himself?
You know, maybe if I did give
him more credit, then he would
be more responsible.
>> KHLOE: I feel like if you
change up your mentality with
it, it might change up his
confidence.
Mase, what are you doing?
Let me bury your feet.
Sit there.
Put your legs down.
(screams)
>> KOURTNEY: Yay! You're free!
Okay, now shake it all off.
>> MASON: Shakey, shake off,
shake off, shake off, shakey...
(ringtone chimes)
>> KIM: Hi.
>> JONATHAN: I'm downstairs with
your cat.
>> KIM: Oh, you are?
Okay, I'm coming down.
(Kim laughs)
Mercy.
(Kim sighs)
I feel so much better to have
Mercy safe with me, in my arms.
Oh, my gosh.
>> JONATHAN: Are you happy?
>> KIM: I'm so happy.
Taking care of a cat is
definitely a big commitment, and
Kourtney's right.
I need to take it really
seriously.
>> KOURTNEY: Hi.
>> JONATHAN: Where are you?
>> KOURTNEY: Oh, you found your
cat?
>> JONATHAN: She found the cat.
>> KOURTNEY: You had her all
night?
>> JONATHAN: Yeah.
I could tell that Kim lost
Mercy.
I mean, she was running around
like, searching for her in every
corner.
I just hope that this is her
lesson that Mercy is gonna be a
lot more responsibility than she
ever thought.
>> KIM: So, newfound respect for
being a mom.
Double time.
>> KOURTNEY: Thank you.
I just cannot wait for you to
have a baby and see what it's
like.
>> SCOTT: Freeze.
Go.
Freeze.
>> KOURTNEY: It's been a week
since Scott has been in Miami,
and he's been really amazing.
I feel so much less anxious that
he's here.
>> SCOTT: Arr, matey.
>> KOURTNEY: Doll...
>> SCOTT: Hmm?
>> KOURTNEY: I have a surprise
for you-- downstairs.
Scott's not going back to his
old ways so far, and I really
appreciate that he's being a
responsible dad that I need him
to be.
So I have a little surprise for
him.
I'm not even bringing my phone.
I have a little surprise for
you.
>> KOURTNEY: I know how much
your cars mean to you.
So I had your new white Phantom
shipped out.
I'm sorry I was mean.
So...
>> SCOTT: I never in a million
years thought that Kourtney
would get me my convertible
Rolls Royce from Los Angeles to
Miami, and you know, it doesn't
mean I have to be an animal and
run around town, but I can't
live my life indoors forever.
Before you know it, I'll be 100
and dead.
I need to shave this annoying
facial hair that has been
growing for too long and get
back to the basics.
Aah!
Miami, Lord Disick is back.
(women whooping)
I'll be back, baby.
>> KHLOE: The Lord, L.D.
>> SCOTT: I'm back on, baby.
The lord is back.
>> KOURTNEY: The only thing
missing is a nice Miami tan.
>> SCOTT: Don't worry.
By tomorrow, I'll be dark.
Thank you, doll.
You made my life a little easier
here.
I'm going to throw the top back.
I love you.
See you in a little bit.
>> KOURTNEY: Go and enjoy
your car.
>> SCOTT: Khlo, I love you.
YOLO. I'm out.
>> THE WOMEN: YOLO!
♪ ♪
>> SCOTT: L.D. is back, baby.
>> KIM: This season on Kourtney
and Kim Take Miami...
(screaming, laughter)
>> KHLOE: Insert these
marble-sized balls into the
***.
It's not coming out!
>> KRIS: You got the X-Factor
job!
(all screaming)
>> KHLOE: The show airs like,
next week.
>> SCOTT: Are you nervous?
>> KIM: Your *** is so large.
>> KHLOE: Romance is a-brewing,
baby.
>> SCOTT: I always wanted to
race cars.
>> KHLOE: You're like, having
the time of your life right now.
>> SCOTT: Let the lord be with
you.
>> KIM: You don't want any alone
time with Scott.
You're gonna lose him or
he's gonna cheat on you.
I just feel like I'm always
picking up the slack for her.
>> JONATHAN: She's been working
for the last four years while
you've been pregnant and
doing nothing.
>> KOURTNEY: Seriously?
>> KIM: Do you think it would be
crazy to send a private
investigator on Scott?
>> KOURTNEY: You're trying to
tear up my family?
>> KIM: You have no idea.
I'm doing this for the benefit
of you.
>> SCOTT: It's not that I'm
lying to you about it.
>> KOURTNEY: You 100% lied to
me.
>> KIM: I haven't been on birth
control.
What if having kids is not in
the cards for me?
Leave me alone!