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Josh, lights out. Ok! Now!
Gosh, get a life.
Did you give thanks? Yeah. Goodnight. Night, hon.
You're the best boy in the world. And don't you forget it, ***.
I'll get it. No.
Hey, Grandma's calling me on my cell.
Do not answer it. Why is she calling at this hour? What if it's an emergency?
Yeah, like when you were calling me every five minutes the other day, like the house was on fire.
She's old, Mom. She's indestructible.
Grandma's on ichat, Mom. Give me that.
Go to bed Josh.
Hello. Oh, you're home.
It's midnight, on a Monday, so...
Well, turn on your camera, I've got my new phone, can you believe it?
Where are you?
I'm in the ladies room at the Blind Cat. Oh! Hear that band? They're going to set this house on fire.
I'm on a date. I can see that.
I'm with a man, a man, honey, is a handsome as the devil, who you will meet in due time. He's kind of like, a combination between, I don't know, Tom Jones, and Larry Fishburn.
Anyway, animal. He's black and he's English. I didn't even know that existed. Anyway, this guy, this guy, where do I even start with this guy? He treats me like a queen, in every department, if you know what I mean.
Oh, TMI, mom, TMI.
My luck is changing, Blue. I can feel it.
Is Grandma alright? Yeah, yeah, go to bed.
Josh, come here honey, let me see you. Hey Grandma. Hi Josh.
Looking good, Grandma. Feeling good, Josh, feeling good.
You go girl! Mhm, that's right, move it!
Ok, ok, ok, ok, Mom, enough.
Your mom's a prude, Josh. Alright, you go girl.
Jessica, Jessica, Jessica, Jessica, Jessica.
Oh my God, close that door!
That boy is gold, he is the best thing that ever happened to you.
So, how do I look?
You look good, Mom.
Yes I do, yes I do. I do.
How're you feeling? You're looking a little, I don't know, puffy.
Goodnight, mom. Wait, wait, wait, wait! I almost forgot why I called you!
The Olsens are having a party, a week Saturday. Norma's turing 60, so he's throwing her this big bash. Cooper's in town for it. Ingrid. The whole family.
They're inviting they entire street, even the ones who've moved away--that's us. Will you come with me? Old man Wayne himself asked after you. Hm?
Come with me, Francine.
Josh. I'm just saying goodnight, ok? 40 00:04:44,01 --> 00:04:48,01 Look, I'll tuck you in, ok?
There you go.
Grandma was drunk.
Long day, Blue? Whatcha thinking about?
It's impossible to think about nothing. Kay, c'mon, spill the beans
Don't make me nervous, Mom.
What's there to be nervous about?
You do this sometimes. You just lay there like a basket case. I don't need that.
Alright, I'm a human being, Josh. Sometimes I just want to roll over and die. Well you know what. Blue?
Pretend like you don't because it scares the *** out of me.
Don't forget to give thanks.