Tip:
Highlight text to annotate it
X
My best friend had attacked me for no good reason
and all I could think of
was the appointment with my boss.
One hour later and no interview
I was incredibly, totally, utterly..
***
Have you heard?
What?
The boss passed away this morning?
What do you mean?
She had a heart attack whilst doing Pilates.
Great!
By the way, I had a *** job.
Really?
Would you touch them and tell me if they feel natural?
Ok.
Hi.
Hey.
Listen.
Don’t say a thing,
I know you didn’t do the interview,
but don’t worry Luca.
Before building this great company, I was a young
scared girl,
full of ambitions just like you.
Do you want to try this?
It’s weed from my garden.
A joint?
Let’s smoke it.
Out of here!
Get the *** out of here!
*** off now!
I usually don’t act cowardly,
but there are times when it’s better not deal with ones mistakes.
I told you it wasn’t an accident. He attacked from behind.
You probably pissed him off.
That’s impossible.
Why?
Lorenzo never gets angry
I’ve known him a lifetime and swear I’ve never seen him get angry
not even the time my dog ate his collection of “Monsters in my pocket”.
They were those alien wrestlers.
No way, not aliens, they were Ninjas.
They were aliens, I wrote…
Oh!
I’m worried
Lorenzo was different, and his look was dull.
I bet you
after a passionate night with an Asian escort, anybody would be a little worn out.
Can you manage to take your brains out of your pants for a moment?
No
I imagined.
Luca, what day is today?
Thursday.
Yeah.
Thursday.
And what’s happened every Thursday for the last 5 years against Lorenzo’s team?
You’re right! The game.
You’ll sort things out on the field when you meet.
Like a cute couple.
Try to win this time.
Hi.
Hi.
Isn’t Lorenzo coming to play tonight?
Ask Giulio. He was supposed to pick him up.
Thanks!
Excuse me, was Lorenzo supposed to come with you to the game?
Excuse me?
A penalty too?
What the *** you want?
Hey guys? Guys?
What the *** are you doing?
He banged his head. He got hurt?
There’s nothing here, Luca, you idiot.
I told you he…
Luca There’s nothing here Come on, let’s go back to play.
I was in deep trouble and didn’t know how to get out of it.
I’d never felt so lonely.
Bad day, huh?
What happened?
Forget it, you wouldn’t believe it.
You hooked on coke?
What?
Borrowed from a loan shark?
Ripped off the ***?
No I don’t think so.
It’s your *** business.
But I know what you mean.
A few years back I had a bad time
actually it was real ***!
My wife was about to dump me, due to a little *** I had with a *** star.
I tried politics, and messed up.
I bought a Porsche and covered myself in debt. Forget it.
I wanted to kill myself.
I bet.
Then one morning I was driving, and had a revelation.
What is?
I prayed the Lord.
You had a mystic crisis?
What are you talking about?
prayed the lord of the bank to give me a loan.
I bought my wife a bling bling,
paid my debts back, and went back to place.
Great.
You can do it.
Ok. I’ll try.
There’s no try.
You already made it.
May I hug you, bro?
OK.
Have you taken a ***?
Who, me?
What you? I’m talking to Loris, the dog.
Bye, Bro.
Bye.
There you go.