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You may know the After Marriage Story of Dat and Suong
or you may not
but that's ok
That Marriage thing is the future story
But back to present then...
Dat 09 and his best friend Diep Lien Tu (both names when you say it backward in VNese means *Nonstoppable ****)
are just two post-graduated students.
And here we're back to one of their usual days.
- Hey, why are you still sitting here?
I call you here not for sitting like such a hen, come on, find yourself some girls.
Do you know what does a 81 year- old woman have between her ***
that an 18 year-old doesnt'?
- Easy as pie. Hair?
- Nahh
- Wrinkles?
- Aiz, wrinkles everywhere to old ones man.
- A gun?
- What? Only 18-year girl can hold a gun between!
- Then what? I don't know...
- Navel. It's NAVEL. There're things that we have to eat them fast
before they turn pendulous, right?
To who is not only a beautiful lady,
but also a hot one, real hot, you know,
while you're not,
and you want her to notice who you are
you must be good at self promotion.
To promote myself,
firstly, I choose a strange, not so popular name,
for example NJAY NGUYEN.
Next step, I create a bunch of fake websites, articles tagged with Njay Nguyen.
And a bunch of photos captured with celebrities.
Then, I pick one hot chick
and a 3G-connected smartphone is a must.
- Haiz, being recognized again?
- Who are you?
- Uh, I'm a bit different from being seen on TV
- You are a celeb?
- Oh, you haven't known me yet?
- Let me introduce myself, I'm Njay
really nice to meet you.
N-J-A-Y
- Njay Njay there are reporters waiting outside wanna interview about some of your Environment Projects.
- What project? Reporters what time?
Still 1 hour and 55 minutes to go.
This trick really works to chick who in thirst of fame.
Right at the time I go away, she will be curious
and google for my info of Njay Nguyen
And tons of result coming back will turn her on
and melt into waterrrr~~~
Such as: Njay Nguyen - Environment Millionaire
Super huge heritage of No.1 Hotboy in Saigon (HCMC)
Njay Nguyễn là MC chương trình truyền hình ăn khách "Người tiếp theo"
Chickie chick will being confused and turn her attitude to 180 degrees
and at the time I come back, I don't have to do a thing besides
"being swagged"!!!
Yeehaw!
- Njay, I'm also a nature-lover
I have a "nude" concept album for Environment protection.
You wanna come and see?
- Umm...okay, let's go, babe!
- Stop boasting man!
- Just exaggerate a bit
but I harm no one!
- But I don't know how to build up fake websites like you
And not even an Emcee that kiss People' *** .
- Ok, then you approach chick with simpler tasks. *FIRST IMPRESSION*
- Do you have Google Map on your phone, babe?
- For what?
- Just because I'm getting lost in your deep eyes...
and I need to find a way out.
- I did it last time but...
- You Dad is a burglar
- What, how dare you say so?
- No no no, I mean, your Dad is a thief...
- You're so rude, man, we just met for the first time.
- No, I mean your Dad stole 2 brightest stars on the sky
to put them in your eyes, babeeee
- Hohoho, why stuttering like that?
- Well, I'm a bit slow,
but I read it on Gully 18 Magazine
Girls love hearing about future
then I've been drawn a bright future for her!
- You know what? A happy future must be built based on a stiff financial base.
That's how I'm gonna take care of you.
- So you're gonna be a businessman?
- Ye, I will start up with shopping at the market,
buy an egg, then warm it up til it grows into a chick,
then I will let it
BEM to another ***.
2 eggs out, continuing at BEMming
4 eggs out, continuing at BEMming
soon I can earn more money
a lot of money for what? I will buy you a Chinese Honda branded Wave
then you become a hen shepherd riding bike, ain't no pain at your legs.
- Stop stop stop!
- Then what?
- If I were you,
- Buy 1 egg, wait til it turn into a ***
that *** BEMming with another chick,
2 eggs out.
- Why you all use the "BEM" word?
- Oh uh...
Nevermind then.
- One day,
My uncle is a billionaire
Died! No wife no children!
leave me his own legacy.
That time, don't give a *** about those chicks.
I will buy you a resort by the sea for you.
I SWEAR!
- Are you telling the truth?
- Oversay a bit! Just a bit!
But I harm no one, see?
- Nahhh you just exaggerate everything!
- But I...
I will use my very own talent.
♫♪♫♪And I love you too ♫♪♫♪
♫♪♫♪Love you twinkle ♫♪♫♪
♫♪♫♪Love you so much ♫♪♫♪
♫♪♫♪Love you gently ♫♪♫♪
Underneath the coconut tree, I wanna see you dancing,
dance those sexy dance that I imagine for long
I wanna tell you that
I love you like ice loves wind
like dog loves bone
like blue sky loves white cloud
like tree loves soil
like pillow loves drap
like lizard loves mosquito
like water loves gully
like my love fuckinggggggggggg
MUCH!
Much my ***!
You wanna sing? Okay.
Sing like me is truely singing!
♫♪♫♪ You are my museeeeee ♫♪♫♪
inspire me
inspire me making love
POEM!
♫♪♫♪ I will light up the whole universe ♫♪♫♪
♫♪♫♪ You are a royal highest queen ♫♪♫♪
♫♪♫♪ Smile bright like a diamond that I love ♫♪♫♪
♫♪♫♪ Anh the castle named LOVE ♫♪♫♪
♫♪♫♪ Belong to us only ♫♪♫♪
BEM BEM
BEM!
Then I BEM the DJ girl!
I SWEAR!
But...
that's yoy using money to show off
If you don't have much money
you can do some simpler trick *TIP #05: MAGICIAN*
♫♪♫♪ *magic music* ♫♪♫♪