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( wind blowing )
( neighing )
OH !
( groaning )
AH !
( speaking foreign language )
UH !
( shouting )
( groaning )
MAY I SAY, DAN,
EVER SINCE I RESUMED DRINKING ALCOHOL,
I CANNOT FOR THE LIFE OF ME
FIGURE OUT WHY I EVER GAVE IT UP.
TAKES THE EDGE OFF THE TOUGH ONES.
OOH.
TAKES THE EDGE OFF.
WELL PUT.
AND MAY I SAY, DAN,
THAT I OFTEN FIND YOU THE SOURCE OF MANY
WELL PUT AND WITTY THINGS THAT YOU SAY.
THANKS.
THE HICKOK ***, EXONERATION OF THE COWARD McCALL,
STAIN ON THE ESCUTCHEON OF THE CAMP.
DOC, LIBATION !
I WONDER IF HE THOUGHT I SAID, "LIVE PATIENT" ?
( heavy breathing )
COULDN'T GET IT UP.
GIVE HER A DOLLAR TO WAIT.
BUT HE JUST KEEPS GETTING SICKER.
SHUT UP !
COME TALK TO ME AFTER, DOC.
MY BACK HURTS SO BAD.
( heavy breathing )
WILL YOU KEEP A GIRL COMPANY ?
I WILL, BUT, I'M EXPENSIVE.
( laughing )
OH, I KNEW THAT LOOKIN' AT YOU.
I'M JOANIE.
ELLSWORTH.
FIRST VISIT TO THE BELLA UNION, ELLSWORTH ?
YES, MA'AM.
MY LEISURE TIME'S USUALLY SPENT AT THE GEM.
WHAT FILLS THE REST OF YOUR TIME ?
WELL, MA'AM, I'VE GOT MYSELF A WORKIN' GOLD CLAIM.
WELL, SIR, IS THAT A DAMN FACT ?
YES, MA'AM, A HELL OF A WORKIN' GOLD CLAIM.
AND IF WE KNEW EACH OTHER BETTER,
I'D THROW ***' IN THERE SOMEWHERE.
IF YOU DID, I'D TRY TO CATCH IT.
A WORKIN' ***' GOLD CLAIM, JOANIE.
AND THANK YOU FOR ALLOWING ME MY FULL RANGE OF EXPRESSION.
ELLSWORTH.
WHAT ?
DO YOU SHOOT CRAPS ?
NO, I DON'T.
BUT I'M A LETHALLY QUICK STUDY.
COME ON.
JOEY ?
I'M SICK, BOSS.
I AIN'T RIGHT.
KEEP YOUR VOICE DOWN.
WALK THIS WAY WITH ME.
I WOULD'VE NEVER MADE NEBRASKA.
I GOT FEVER.
MY, MY BACK'S HURT SOMETHIN' AWFUL.
ALRIGHT, SON, JUST LAY UP 'TIL YOU GET BETTER.
AH, HERE'S THAT LIST YOU GIVE ME.
YOU, YOU HOLD IT FOR AWHILE.
FELLA WHO COULD READ SAID ONE OF THE ITEMS WAS FOR THE SMALLPOX.
WHAT ARE YOU DOIN' SHOWIN' THAT LIST AROUND, JOEY ?
WELL, WHEN I GOT POORLY BY BUFFALO GAP
I JUST WANTED TO SEE IF I COULD FILL THE LIST THERE.
THAT'S A BREACH OF *** TRUST !
HAVE I GOT SMALLPOX, MR. TOLLIVER ?
HOW DO I KNOW ?
MAYBE YOU GOT YOURSELF A DOS
NO, I-I WOULDN'T.
I'M ***.
THAT'S HOW COME I JUMPED WHEN YOU TOLD ABOUT NEBRASKA ***.
ANYWAY, JUST, JUST GO LAY UP.
JOEY DIDN'T MAKE NEBRASKA ?
COME DOWN WITH WHATEVER AILED ANDY CRANE'D.
I WONDER IF JOEY WAS AFTER A REMEDY FOR ANDY ?
MAYBE WITHOUT EVEN KNOWIN'...
AIN'T YOU CLEVER, EDDIE ?
WAS I BEING CLEVER ?
I THOUGHT I WAS WORRYING ABOUT THE PLAGUE.
WHY DON'T YOU CONCENTRATE ON RUNNIN' IN THE BONES
ON JOANIE'S MARK ?
A WELCOME DIVERSION.
WOMAN LIVES IN YOUR ***' HOTEL.
BUT YOU CAN'T FIND PRETEXT FOR PRESSING
THE OFFER ON HER CLAIM ?
I CAN'T OUT FLANK TRIXIE, AL.
THE *** GUARDS THAT WIDOW LIKE A MOTHER HEN.
SHE'S DOSED HER WITH ***.
PRIMIN' HER FOR YOUR APPROACH.
BE THAT AS IT MAY--
E.B., PUT THAT OFFER IN YOUR POCKET,
YOU KNOCK ON THE WIDOW'S DOOR.
BUT TRIXIE'LL ANSWER.
TRIXIE ANSWERS.
YOU TELL HER I WANT TO TALK TO HER.
TRIXIE LEAVES,
YOU GAIN ENTRY, BROACH THE SALE.
CAN YOU CIRCUMNAVIGATE THE CHILD
OR MUST I MAP THAT FOR YOU, TOO ?
NO...
WHAT ?
( knocking )
NOTHIN'.
OH, COME ON IN, DOC, HIM AND ME ARE FINISHED.
ANYWAY, DON'T PLAY THAT ***
WHERE YOU MAKE ME DRAG YOUR WORDS OUTTA YOU.
DECLARE, OR SHUT THE *** UP !
I SAID, SOMETHING STRANGE IS GOIN' ON IN THAT HOTEL ROOM.
IT'S BAD WITH THAT FELLA DOWNSTAIRS, AL.
PLAGUE, IS IT ?
SMALLPOX.
WOULD LAND IN MY JOINT.
YOURS WASN'T THE FIRST.
NO DECEIT.
TOO PROLONGED.
NO ERRAND TOO DEMEANING.
GET OUTTA HERE !
NO REBUKE TOO VILE.
AL SWEARENGEN'S A CUE AND FARNUM MERELY IS...
BILLIARD BALL.
HOWDY.
*** !
QUAGMIRE OF *** AND *** !
( knocking )
WHAT ?
AL WANTS TO SEE YOU, TRIXIE.
ALRIGHT.
HE WANTS YOU OVER THERE NOW.
I'LL BE THERE WHEN I GET THERE, E.B.
HOW IS MRS. GARRETT ANYWAY ?
HUNKY-DORY.
( moaning )
MY BOSS WANTS ME.
I'LL BE BACK QUICK AS I CAN.
THIS PASSES.
ALRIGHT.
PLACE YOUR BETS, GENTLEMEN.
PLACE YOUR BETS.
NEW SHOOTER, COMING OUT !
THE WINNER'S SEVEN.
WHAT YOU HEAR OF THAT VACCINE ?
HE'S HAD A CASE BREAK OUT AT HIS PLACE.
LET'S GO TO THE CAGE,
OR SHALL THE THREE OF US LEAP UP ON TABLES
AND SHOUT QUESTIONS TO ONE ANOTHER ACROSS THE ROOM ?
WHAT ABOUT THE VACCINE ?
THE BOY NEVER MADE NEBRASKA.
HE TOOK SICK.
WHERE IS HE NOW ?
IN THE BACK, HERE.
HOW THE *** LONG HAS THAT BEEN ?
YOU DON'T WANT TO PURSUE THAT TONE.
YOU SAT ON NEWS,
NO ONE WENT AFTER THE MEDS AND I'M ASKIN' THE DURATION.
AND I'M SAYIN' QUESTIONS IN THAT TONE AND POINTIN'
YOUR FINGER AT ME'LL GET YOU TOLD TO *** YOURSELF.
SHOW ME THE ROOM WHERE THE BOY IS.
PLEASE, JOIN US.
( cheering )
HOW LONG THEY BEEN PLAYIN' THIS WITHOUT ME ?
WHAT DO YOU WANT ?
IT'S LAUNDRY DAY, MADAM.
I'VE COME TO REPLACE THE LINEN.
LEAVE IT AND GO.
ARE YOU ILL ?
LEAVE THE ROOM.
OF COURSE.
( groaning )
BREATHE.
WE SHOULD CHAT THIS ALL OUT.
SURE.
WHY DON'T WE DO SOMETHING TOGETHER ?
US AND SEVERAL OTHERS ?
YEAH, ALRIGHT.
LIFT UP.
THERE WE GO.
ALRIGHT, LIE DOWN.
IF I HAD THAT MUG ON ME,
I BELIEVE I'D CUT DOWN GETTIN' TOLD HOW BUTT ***' UGLY I WAS
BY NOT STARING AT ***' STRANGERS.
SORRY LOOKIN' CABIN EVEN IN THIS *** CAMP !
PASSERS THROUGH HAS A RIGHT TO MAKE INQUIRIES ?
A LEAD TAKER HAS IT.
( heavy breathing )
I CARRIED THAT ***' CHILD !
NO, NOT IN MY BELLY BUT,
NONE OF THAT ***' BLOOD...
.... ***' *** !
IT'S JANE CANARY CALLIN' FOR DOC ***' COCHRAN !
YOU ***' IN THERE ?
I BELIEVE I'LL ***' WAIT !
TRIXIE'S UPSTAIRS.
E.B.'S WAITIN' FOR YOU IN THE KITCHEN.
QUIT DRINKIN' A FEW HOURS.
WE'RE HAVIN' A GET TOGETHER.
WHOM DO YOU MEAN ?
BUY SOME ***' FRUIT OR THE LIKE, HUH ?
I TOLD YOU SOMETHIN' STRANGE WAS GOIN' ON.
ARE YOU PREPARED NOW, TO TELL ME WHAT IT IS ?
IF THAT WIDOW WAS HIGH, I AM A MONKEY'S UNCLE.
HOW MUCH FRUIT ?
I MEAN, HOW MANY'S A ***' GET TOGETHER ?
NOW ONE THING I CAN TELL YOU, HNNY,
RIGHT NOW AIN'T A GOOD TIME TO ASK.
HI, AL.
YOU TOSS THE PLACE ?
I KNOW WHAT'S IN THIS ROOM.
HOW'S THE WIDOW ?
YOU GIVIN' HER THAT DOPE ?
I GIVE IT TO HER REGULAR.
AND SHE TAKES IT ?
SHE GOES BEHIND WHERE SHE DRESSES
TO SPARE THE CHILD SEEIN'.
OH, WHEN SHE GOES BEHIND WHERE SHE DRESSES TO SPARE THE CHILD,
DO YOU SEE BILLOWS OF ***' DOPE SMOKE RISING ?
SHE SAYS SHE EATS IT.
DOES SHE ACT HIGH TO YOU ?
I CAN'T BE SURE.
I NEVER SEEN A RICH PERSON HIGH BEFORE.
NEXT PIECE A DOPE, TRIXIE...
YOU GO BEHIND THE SCREEN WITH THE WIDOW.
YOU WATCH HER PUT IT IN HER MOUTH,
YOU WATCH HER SWALLOW.
AFTERWARDS, YOU LOOK DOWN HER ***' YAP
AND YOU VERIFY SHE'S GOT NOTHIN'
ABOVE OR BELOW HER ***' TONGUE.
I'LL FIND A GOOD REASON.
YOU BEING ***' CLEVER WITH ME ?
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO DO THAT, AL,
AND NOT AROUSE HER SUSPICION ?
ONLY SUSPICION YOU GOTTA WORRY ABOUT IS MINE.
OF IF, YOU'RE GIVIN' IT TO HER AT ALL.
WHY WOULDN'T I ?
I'D RATHER TRY TOUCHING THE MOON THAN TAKE ON A ***'S THINKING.
ONLY KNOW THIS, TRIXIE.
THAT WIDOW BETTER BE MUDDLEHEADED
NEXT TIME FARNUM SEES HER OR YOU PAY.
CAN I GO BACK ?
PLEASE.
TRIXIE AND ME CHATTED ON THE SUBJECT
OF THE WIDOW TAKIN' DOPE.
I SEE.
TRIXIE'S GONNA MAKE SURE SHE DOES.
GOOD.
YOU FIND PRETEXT TO DETERMINE TRIXIE AIN LYING.
OH...
( gasping )
DAMSEL IN DISTRESS.
AND WILL YOU WANT ME BACK HERE, FOR THE GET TOGETHER ?
HOW THE *** COULD WE DO IT WITHOUT YOU, E.B. ?
TRUTH ISN'T IN YOU, AL.
MAKES TWO OF US.
DOLLY'S WITH THAT DRUMMER ?
'FRAID HE GIVE HER PLAGUE.
***' PLAGUE !
♪ ROW, ROW, ROW YOUR BOAT, GENTLY DOWN THE "STEEM" ♪
♪ MERRILY, MERRILY, MERRILY, MERRILY ♪
♪ LIFE IS BUT A DREAM ♪
♪ MERRILY, MERRILY, MERRILY, MERRILY ♪
♪ LIFE IS BUT A DREAM ♪
IT'S LOVELY.
VERY LOVELY.
I NEED YOU TO DO SOMETHING FOR ME.
AND I KNOW YOU CAN.
WHEN FARNUM'S HERE,
SO WE CAN BUY YOU TIME TO GET WELL
YOU HAVE TO FAKE BEIN' HIGH.
♪ ROW, ROW, ROW YOUR BOAT ♪
♪ GENTLY DOWN THE "STEEM" ♪
YOU CAN DO IT, ALMA.
LOOK AT ALL THE PRACTICE YOU'VE HAD.
♪ ... MERRILY, MERRILY, MERRILY, LIFE IS BUT A DREAM ♪
YOU BETTER HAVE A PAYIN' DWARF UNDERNEATH YOU !
AM I DYING ?
TURN OFF THE ***' WATER, AND TELL ME WHAT YOU DID.
I KNOW YOU DIDN'T *** HIM.
NO...
YOU SUCK HIS PRICK ?
HE DIDN'T WANT TO SHOW IT TO ME 'TIL HE HAD A ***.
THAT'S WHAT YOU CALL A MISTAKE OF YOUTH.
YOU MUG IT UP WITH HIM ?
A LITTLE.
FRENCH LOCK OR NORMAL ?
NORMAL.
SO ANY HOOPLE HEAD WHO DRANK FROM
THE SAME GLASS THIS GUY DID,
HAVE AS MUCH RIGHT TO SIT THERE WEEPIN' AS YOU,
EXCEPT I CAN'T KICK HIS *** AND SEND HIM OUT TO WORK.
MY MOM DIED OF IT WHEN WE WAS COMING OUT.
AND THAT'S WHEN DADDY GAVE US UP.
WELL, THAT SAD STORY MAKES ME BELIEVE
MAYBE YOU WAS EXPOSED AND AIN'T A CANDIDATE FOR IT NO MORE.
STICK TO HAND JOBS A DAY OR TWO IF YOU LIKE.
AH, THESE SHEETS NEED CLEANIN'.
I JUST PROVIDED NEW LINENS.
AND NOW THEY GOT SICK ON 'EM.
TAKE THOSE TO THE CHINAMAN.
SHOW YOU WANT A CLEAN EXCHANGE.
SAY, "FOR MR. FARNUM, WOO.
SHEET FOR FARNUM."
HELLO.
HELLO, MR. STAR.
MAY I HELP WITH THOSE SHEETS ?
I GOT 'EM.
HOW IS MRS. GARRETT ?
STILL NOT RECEIVIN'.
YOU DO TELL HER I'VE ASKED TO CALL.
ON COMMISSION FOR MR. BULLOCK ?
HOW'S BUSINESS AT YOUR STORE ?
BRISK.
OH.
JESUS CHRIST !
YOU JUST *** YOURSELF !
I TAKE IT YOU'VE BEEN, OUT ON A... A HOOT.
I'VE BEEN DRUNK AWHILE, CORRECT.
WHAT THE *** IS THAT TO YOU ?
QUESTION WAS WELL MEANT LIKE, IF YOU WAS...
A FARMER I'D ASK YA, HOW THE FARMING WAS GOING.
I DID LOSE MY ***' BEST FRIEND, YOU KNOW ?
I KNOW.
ANYWAYS, I AIN'T HERE TO TEACH YA ANY ***' MANNERS.
I WAS WONDERIN' ABOUT THE CHILD.
SHE'S FINE.
AND WHAT ELSE ?
AND SHE'S STAYIN' WITH THAT WIDOW AND,
*** FROM THE GEM'S WITH HER, TOO.
WHAT THE *** IS A *** DOIN' WITH HER ?
THE WIDOW HAS HEALTH PROBLEMS OF HER OWN.
AND TRIXIE'S TAKIN' CARE OF HER.
OH, TRIXIE BEIN' THE ***' *** ?
WELL, YOU HAVE HIGH STANDARDS AS APPLIED TO OTHER PEOPLE.
I AIN'T JUDGING ANYONE, I WAS SEEKIN' INFORMATION !
WELL, ARE YOU ADEQUATELY INFORMED ?
YES, I AM, YOU *** !
'CAUSE I AM IN THE MIDST OF A SITUATION.
OH, SMALLPOX ?
WHAT THE *** IS THAT TO YOU ?
FELLA IN THE WOODS I SEE TO SAY HELLO TO HAS IT.
UNLESS HE CAUGHT IT FROM A TROUT.
I FIGURED, SOME IN THE CAMP COULD BE DOWN WITH IT, TOO.
WHAT WAS HE DOIN' IN THE WOODS ?
SOMEONE THREW HIM THERE.
ANYWAYS, HE'S BETTER NOW.
AND HOW DO YOU FEEL ?
WHAT'S THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN ?
HOW DO YOU FEEL ?
WHY ?
I TAKE IT, THAT YOU'RE FEELING WELL, AM I WRONG ?
NO, YOU'RE NOT ***' WRONG !
WELL, THAT'S ALL I WANTED TO ***' KNOW !
I WILL LAY YOU OUT AS SOON AS LOOK AT YA !
THIS IS MY POINT.
YOU BEEN CARIN' FOR A SICK MAN
WHO DOESN'T SEEM TO HAVE GOTTEN YOU SICK.
AREN'T YOU WISE, ***' OWL.
BEIN' AS YOU HAVE A GIFT FOR IT,
AND I'M GONNA HAVE SICK PEOPLE UP TO MY HIPS.
I WAS WONDERIN' IF YOU MIGHT WANNA COME BACK TO CAMP ?
MY BEST FRIEND DIED.
AND HE AIN'T COMING BACK !
NOW WILL YOU HELP ME ?
YOU CAN DO YOUR DRINKIN' OFF WORK, LIKE I DO.
MADAM ?
YES ?
HOW ARE YOU ?
BETTER, MR. FARNUM.
THANK YOU.
I'M GLAD.
HOW ARE YOU ?
VERY WELL, THANK YOU.
EXCUSE ME.
I BROUGHT MORE LINENS.
MM.
I'D HEARD SOMEONE THREW UP.
WELL, APPEARS LUCK PINCHES OUT
AT THIS GAME EVEN QUICKER THAN PROSPECTIN'.
IT CAN COME BACK THAT QUICK, TOO.
EVERY WEEKEND, CLAIM'S AT THE CREEK.
YOU WANT TO STOP FOR A WHILE, ELLSWORTH ?
WE CAN STOP.
OH, WHAT IF MY LUCK COMES BACK ?
WON'T BE HERE TO REAP THE BENEFITS.
WELL, MAYBE IT'D A WAIT FOR YA.
'COURSE TOO,
MAYBE IT WON'T, RIGHT, JOANIE ?
MAYBE YOU SHOULD STOP FOR AWHILE, HONEY.
YOU NEED TO *** ?
EXCUSE ME.
DID I SAY THAT TOO POLITE, CY ?
GO HEAD OFF NOW.
EDDIE, TAKE OVER THE GAME.
PUSH THEM BONES MY WAY, WILL YA ?
PLACE YOUR BETS, GENTLEMEN.
PLACE YOUR BETS.
ALRIGHT, LET'S WARM THE WORLD BACK UP NOW.
NEW SHOOTER COMING OUT.
SEVEN, THE WINNER.
THE WINN IS SEVEN.
YOU SURE YOU DON'T WANT TO GET ON ME, YOUNG MAN ?
WELL, I MIGHT, HAZARD A 20.
ALRIGHT, NOW.
DO NOT DETAIN ME.
SEVEN, THE WINNER'S SEVEN.
HOT SHOOTER !
YOU CAN'T KEEP AN OLD MAN DOWN !
WAGONS, WESTWARD DOWN !
IT'S A SEVEN.
YOU BETTER GET ON ME NOW.
I GOT A MEETIN' TO GO TO AND I GOT A HOT HAND HERE !
HA !
MONEY'S OUT FRONT, HONEY.
OKAY.
SPOTS ARE COMING OUT ALL OVER HIS BODY.
THAT DON'T DECIDE HOW IT ENDS.
JOEY WAS CHERRY.
I KNOW.
HE DIDN'T WANT US TO DO IT 'TIL HE KNEW HOW.
YOU'D DO BETTER IF THE TRICKS
DIDN'T THINK LOOKIN' AT 'EM MADE YOU CRY.
HOO, NOW.
IT'S JOHNNY BURNS, REVEREND.
MR. BURNS.
HOW ARE YOU ?
THERE'S A ETING AT THE GEM.
MR. SWEARENGEN THOUGHT YOU'D WANNA COME, TOO.
AT HIS SALOON ?
YES, SIR.
MAY I ASK THE MEETING'S PURPOSE ?
WELL, HE DON'T GET INTO THAT WITH ME.
ALRIGHT, THANK YOU.
TELL MR. SWEARENGEN I WILL BE THERE.
HE'S HAVING ME GET FRUIT.
I KNOW THAT MUCH.
FINE.
THE THREE RED HANDS ON THE PONY'S FLANK
WAS THREE MEN KILLED, HAND TO HAND.
THE RED CIRCLE WAS ONE KILLED ON HORSEBACK.
THE WHITE LINES ON THE PONY'S LEGS
WAS TIMES THAT HE HAD COUNTED COUP.
HMM, WITH THEM WHETHER THEY MEAN TO KILL YOUR MAN
AFTER OR YOU'RE JUST SHOWIN' OFF YOU,
HIT 'EM TH A GUN BUTT OR A STICK OR A CLUB.
THAT'S COUNTIN' COUP.
THAT'S WHY HE COME FOR YOU INSTEAD OF
PICKIN' YOU OFF WITH AN ARROW, LIKE HE DID YOUR HORSE.
CHARLIE.
AH, THERE YOU ARE.
THAT WAS ONE BAD HOMBRE YOU GOT BY BULLOCK.
BILL'S DEAD, CHARLIE.
OF YOUR OWN SEEIN' ?
YEAH.
I HEARD IT SPOKE OF TWO DAYS AGO BY THIS,
OFTEN AS HE WASN'T BEFORE I HOPED HE WASN'T THIS TIME, TOO.
I WAS AFTER THE *** WHO DID IT.
ANYTHING BROKE ?
NO.
CAN YOU RIDE ?
YEAH.
LET'S GET THAT ***.
WE SHOULD DIG A GRAVE.
I'D AS SOON NOT WASTE THE ***' TIME.
IT WON'T TAKE LONG.
YOU AIN'T DOIN' HIM NO FAVOR.
I MEAN HIS WAY TO HEAVEN'S ABOVE GROUND AND LOOKIN' WEST.
WELL, LET'S DO THAT, THEN.
DON'T YOU WANT TO TAKE HIM OVER THE RIDGE ?
THIS ***' HOLE IN THE GROUND
AND PUT HIM UP THERE WITH HIS HEADLESS BUDDY ?
I MEAN, THAT'S WHAT YOU NEARLY GOT KILLED FOR ?
INTERFERING WITH HIS BIG ***' MEDICINE,
BURYING HIS ***' BUDDY, OVER THE ***' RIDGE !
TRIXIE DID HER WORK, AND THEN SOME, AL.
MUST'VE PUT A DOUBLE HANDFUL OF THAT DOPE
DOWN THE WIDOW'S MOUTH.
DID YOU HAPPEN TO OFFER ON HER GOLD CLAIM ?
THE MOMENT WAS WRONG.
THE DOPE HAD MADE THE WIDOW RANDY.
LUSTFUL LOOKS, HEAVY BREATHING.
OUTTHRUST CHEST.
THE FULL CATALOG.
ONLY HOPE YOU COMPORTED YOURSELF AS A GENTLEMEN, E.B.
THERE WAS A CHILD IN THE ROOM.
PEACHES AND PEARS ON THE ***' BAR.
SPOON IT OUT AMONGST YOURSELVES.
FIRST THING TO SAY IS,
PLAGUE'S IN THE ***' CAMP.
SMALLPOX.
PLAGUE IS SPREAD BY RATS.
WELL, I WAS RAISED CALLIN' IT PLAGUE
BUT DOC WANTS THAT IN RESERVE,
IN CASE OUR LUCK HOLDS, AND THE RATS DECIDE
TO DESCEND ON US, TOO, HMM ?
( laughing )
BUT WHATEVER YOU ***' CALL IT,
THE POINT IS FOR NO ONE TO RAISE
THEIR ***' DRESSES OVER THEIR HEADS.
YOU, YOU, YOU WAIT IT OUT.
YOU OUTLAST THE ***.
I'VE OUTLASTED SEVERAL ***' OUTBREAKS.
IS IT PRETTY ?
NO, BUT IT PASSES, SO, WE NEED A PLACE FOR THEM TO GET IT.
TO CARE FOR 'EM, AND TO KEEP 'EM OUTTA SIGHT
SO PEOPLE DON'T GET FRIGHTENED AND DISGUSTED.
MR. BULLOCK AND ME WILL HAVE LUMBER LEFT
FROM PUTTIN' OUR BUILDING OUT.
WHY TENT'S A BETTER IMPRESSION.
EMPHASIZES IT'S A PASSING PHASE.
AS FAR AS THE VACCINE,
ONE PLACE WE KNOW HAS IT, IT'S FORT CARNEY.
WELL HOW DO WE KNOW THAT ?
OFF THE ***' ISSUE, TOM.
BISMARCK.
AND CHEYENNE, PROBABLY GOT IT, TOO.
SO WE SHOULD SEND TO ALL THREE PLACES.
AND AS TIME'S A FACTOR,
STAGECOACHES AIN'T THE RIGHT CONVEYANCE,
SO I SUGGEST THREE GROUPS OF HORSEMEN, HUH ?
FIVE RIDERS TO A GROUP, FEND OFF THE DIRT WORSHIPERS,
60 BUCKS A RIDER, 10 DOLLARS IN ADVANCE, 50 ON RETURN.
WOULD BE, THREE TIMES FIVE TIMES 60,
$900 AT THE WORST.
ASSUMING THEY ALL SURVIVE.
ADD IN, FOR THE VACCINE AND PAYING THE DOC,
I'D SAY $1,500 IS THE TARGET.
I'M IN FOR FIVE.
500.
TWO.
TWO.
YOU ***' KIDDING ME, E.B. ?
150.
50 FROM BULLOCK AND STAR.
YOU'RE ALRIGHT.
150 HITS THE TARGET.
I ASSUME THEY'LL BE SOME SORT OF PUBLIC ANNOUNCEMENT
IN "THE PIONEER".
YEAH, GET AH, JUMP ON THEM, ***' PANIC MONGERS.
AH, CAN YOU GIVE ME FIVE MINUTES, DOC,
AFTER THE MEETING ADJOURNS ?
YEAH, GIVE SOME SORT OF POSITIVE ANGLE TO IT.
VACCINE'S ON ITS WAY OR LOOKS LIKE IT'S THE MILD ***' TYPE.
IT WOULD ALSO BE USEFUL TO AVOID APOCALYPTIC PREDICTIONS.
YEAH, NIP THAT *** AND GOMORRAH *** IN THE BUD, HUH ?
AND, AND STIGMATIZING THE AFFLICTED.
WHERE WILL WE LOCATE THE PEST TENT ?
WELL, I BOUGHT A LOT AT THE END OF ***'S ALLEY YOU CAN USE.
OH, GONNA BUILD A JOINT IN FUTURE CATERING
TO THE CELESTIALS, AIN'T YOU, CY ?
YOU CLEVER ***.
THEY ARE THE ***' DEGENERATE GAMBLERS
AMONG ALL THE RACES, AL.
I'LL SEE TO RECRUITING THE RIDERS.
$10 A RIDER ADVANCE MONEY.
IF I CAN GET YOUR JOHN HANCOCK,
FOR THE RECEIPT OF THE 150.
SO, FRUIT'S UP HERE, ANYBODY DIDN'T GET ANY, HUH ?
( groaning )
OH, FOR CHRISSAKE.
ALRIGHT, REVEREND.
SOMEBODY GET ME SOMETHIN' TO HOLD HIS JAW OPEN.
FRUIT SPOON, DOC.
NOT WITH A ***' METAL SPOON, JOHNNY.
HE'LL BREAK EVERY TOOTH IN HIS MOUTH.
HERE YOU GO, DOC.
DOC, I WON'T SAY IT'S PRISTINE, BUT...
ALRIGHT, REVEREND.
YOU'RE DOING BETTER, REVEREND.
YOU EVER SEE HIM DO THAT ?
HE'S ALRIGHT.
USED TO HAVE A ***' BROTHER GIVEN TO THAT.
WE'D MAKE PENNIES OFF IT
WHEN IT'D COME OVER HIM IN THE STREET.
HEY, REVEREND,
YOU COULD'VE JUST SAID, AMEN.
QUITE THE CIVIC FIGURE, CY.
THAT'S ME, THAT'S WHAT I LIVE FOR.
HOW HEALTHY WE LEAVE THAT PROSPECTOR ?
HE'LL BE BACK.
***' JOANIE.
GOT A CRACK OUT OF TURN.
YOU STILL GOT AN AWFUL SMOOTH HAND, YOUNG MAN.
YEAH.
PRACTICE MAKES PERFECT, HUH ?
YEAH, CY.
AND YOU GIVE A GOOD HAND JOB YOURSELF.
FIND OUT FROM JOANIE HOW EXPOSED THAT REDHEAD GOT TO THE KID.
ANYTHING ELSE YOU WANT ME TO ASK YOU HER FOR YA ?
EDDIE, IF I TALK TO HER RIGHT NOW,
I'LL BREAK HER ***' JAW.
AND IF WE KEEP TALKIN', I'LL BREAK YOURS, TOO.
I TAKE IT I SUFFERED SOME SORT OF CONVULSION OR SEIZURE.
PERHAPS BROUGHT ON BY IRREGULAR HOURS.
OH, I SEE.
AND I 'SPECT YOU'LL SOON BE HANGIN' UP
YOUR SHINGLE IN COMPETITION WITH ME ?
NO, OH NO, NO, SIR.
MMM.
HOW DID YOU FEEL BEFORE THE SPELL COME ON YOU ?
I-I NOTICED A PECULIAR SMELL IN THE AIR.
AS IF SOMETHING WERE BURNING.
IS THIS FIRST TIME ?
NO, THE FIRST EPISODE OCCURRED SEVERAL DAYS AGO.
AFTER THE SERVICE FOR MR. HICKOK.
AND ANY OTHERS BETWEEN THAT ONE AND THIS ?
NO.
FOLLOW MY FINGER.
MMM, OR, OR PERHAPS I JUST NEED GLASSES.
MERRICK NEEDS TO SEE YOU ABOUT THE ARTICLE.
PRESCRIBE THIS MALINGERER A CAN OF PEACHES,
AND SHOW HIM THE ***' DOOR.
AM I CLEAR TO ASSIST YOU TO TEND TO THE SICK, DOCTOR ?
YOU ARE CLEARED, REVEREND.
WHAT THE ***'S WRONG WITH YOU ?
I DON'T KNOW.
WELL, YOU BETTER FIGURE IT THE *** OUT, JOANIE.
'CAUSE THIS FREE RIDE ***'S COMIN' TO A QUICK ***' HALT.
FREE RIDE ?
WHAT WOULD YOU CALL IT ?
I EARN MY WAY.
HOW ?
POSING IN EXPENSIVE DRESSES AND BREAKIN' UP THE CATFIGHTS ?
TAKIN' TROUBLE TO STEER THE TRADE ?
THAT DON'T PAY THE FREIGHT, HONEY.
YOU'RE HERE TO CREATE A ***' ATMOSPHERE.
***' ATMOSPHERE YOU CREATE LATELY, I'M SAD.
THEN ON YOUR BAD DAYS, OH, I'M SO SAD.
OH...
WHAT IS IT, SWEETHEART ?
I GUESS IT'S COMIN' HERE.
WHAT'S WRONG WITH COMIN' HERE ?
YOU NEVER LIKED THE RIVER THAT MUCH.
WHAT'S WRONG WITH A FRESH START ?
HOW IT FEELS WHEN THERE ISN'T ONE.
WELL, ***.
STAY HERE I'LL BRING YOU BACK A ***' LOLLIPOP.
SORRY I CRACKED ON YOUR PLAY WITH THE PROSPECTOR.
ME AND EDDIE TURNED IT INTO A LONGER CAMPAIGN.
IF HE DON'T GET PLAGUE, IT'LL ALL HAVE A HAPPY END.
MY WORRY'S YOU, AND MY CONCERNS AND,
FEELIN'S OF ***' AFFECTION.
SHUT UP, CY.
WORK ON BELIEVIN' IT, JOANIE.
THAT'S THE WAY I ALWAYS WANT TO TOUCH YOU, JUST LIKE, THAT.
DON'T MAKE ME DO IT DIFFERENT.
TWO CASES OF THE SMALLPOX
HAVE BEEN DIAGNOSED IN OUR CAMP BY DOCTOR AMOS COCHRAN.
HEY, DOC !
GET THE AMOS OUTTA THERE !
SCRATCH AMOS.
AT DR. COCHRAN'S SUGGESTION, PEST TENT,
ENDOWED BY THE GENEROUS RETAILERS OF OUR FINE COMMUNITY,
IS BEING ERECTED FOR THE AFFLICTED ON THE SOUTH END,
AND RIDERS DISPATCHED TO SECURE A VACCINE.
MAYBE YOU SHOULD ADD THERE,
"THEY'RE ALREADY PROBABLY ON THEIR WAY BACK."
EXCUSE ME.
THE PIONEER HAS BEEN ASSURED OF THEIR IMMINENT RETURN.
THAT'S CATCHIER.
THANKS ALSO TO THE AFOREMENTIONED MERCHANTS,
THE VACCINE WILL BE DISTRIBUTED GRATIS.
FREE GRATIS.
FREE GRATIS IS A REDUNDANCY.
DOES THAT MEAN, REPEATS ITSELF ?
THEN LEAVE GRATIS OUT.
WHAT LUCK FOR ME, AL, THAT YOU HAVE SUCH
A KEEN EDITORIAL SENSE.
FREE, DISTRIBUTED FREE.
PERIOD.
IT WILL, TAKE ME SOME TIME TO RESET THE TYPE.
YEAH, HURRY UP.
EXCUSE ME.
AL.
THANKS FOR NOT PUTTIN' THE STINK ON ME BEFORE WITH THE OTHERS,
AH, OVER THAT FORT CARNEY BUSINESS.
SURE.
I'M BACK.
YOUR ROOM HAS BEEN RE-RENTED !
*** YOU AND *** THE ROOMS YOU RENT.
I'M CALLIN' ON THE WIDOW AND THE LITTLE ONE IN HER CARE.
AND IF I WAS YOU, OR ANY *** WITH YA,
I WOULDN'T TRY TO STOP ME.
BE BRIEF.
BE *** !
HER GUTTER MOUTH, AND THE WIDOW IN AN *** STUPOR.
A CONVERSATION FOR THE AGES.
HEY, *** NUT !
WHAT YOU GOT IN THASUITCASE ?
MILLENARY SAMPLES.
IF IT CONCERNS YOU AT ALL.
MILLENARY SAMPLES, AIN'T THAT JUST PERFECT !
SOME WOMEN...
TAKE THE TROUBLE TO MAKE A DECENT APPEARANCE.
WELL, FOR YOUR INFORMATION, MR. MILLENARY
SAMPLE SUITCASE ***,
YOU'RE STAYING IN THE FORMER ROOM OF SOMEONE
YOU AIN'T FIT TO LICK THE BOOTS OF !
WILD BILL HICKOK.
I PAID TWO DOLLARS A DAY EXTRA.
HAD YOU ANY CONNECTION TO WILD BILL ?
GOOD LUCK WITH YOUR ***' DAY SELLIN' HATS.
IT'S JANE !
OH, MY GOD.
HELLO, JANE.
LOOK AT YOU.
LISTEN TO YOU, OH, MY GOD IN HEAVEN.
I'M TRIXIE.
I THINK I'VE SEEN YOU.
AT THE GEM.
YEAH.
MAYBE THAT'S WHERE.
YOU LOOK LIKE ***.
OH, OWE YOU A PENNY.
I'M BETTER.
I WAS SO SORRY TO HEAR ABOUT MR. HICKOK.
YEAH.
YOU OUGHTTA GET YOUR HUSBAND OUTTA THAT CREEK.
AS SOON AS, I FEEL JUST A LITTLE BETTER.
ANYWAYS AH, I'M GLAD TO SEE THIS LITTLE ONE IN
GOOD CONDITION AND TALKING TO BOOT.
COME SEE HER ALL THE TIME.
NAH, I'M THE ***' DRUNK, AH...
I MIGHT BE SEEING TO SICK PEOPLE.
BUT I'M GONNA KEEP...
THIS EXACT RECOLLECTION OF YOUR LOVELY MUG,
AND PUT A PENNY ASIDE EVERY TIME I CURSE.
AND THAT IS MY PROMISE TO YOU.
AND ME TOO,
WE'LL SEE EACH OTHER AGAIN DOWN THE ROAD.
GENTLEMEN--
WELL, LET'S SEE IT.
OR SHOULD I SAY MY FELLOW AUTHORS.
I'M DONE IN THERE !
WHERE WOULD THE DOC HAVE GOT TO ?
SOUTH END OF CHINAMAN'S ALLEY.
THEY'LL GET ME THERE.
I THINK MAYBE IT SHOULD HAVE A QUESTION MARK.
THE PLAGUE IN DEADWOOD ?
THE TYPE IS SET.
YOU'RE READING THE DEFINITIVE EDITION.
LET'S RUN IT.
NICE WORKIN' WITH YOU.
TAKE HIM RIGHT OVER HERE.
NOW...
IT'S ALRIGHT TO BREATHE,
JUST TURN YOUR, YOUR HEAD AWAY FROM HIM.
OKAY, DOC.
ALRIGHT.
ROLL HIM OVER ON HIS SIDE.
AH, TURN HIM BACK THIS WAY, THAT'S IT.
ALRIGHT, THANK YOU, FELLAS.
BYE, DOC.
IT'S ALRIGHT, SON.
IT'S GOING TO BE ALRIGHT.
HEY !
HEY, SOMEBODY !
ARE YOU SURE YOU'RE UP TO THIS ?
OH YES, I'M RIGHT WHERE I'M SUPPOSED TO BE.
( coughing )
( heavy breathing )
HERE'S ANOTHER ONE FOR YA.
SO I SEE.
YOU ALREADY BEEN EXPOSED, YOU WANNA FOLLOW HIM IN ?
I MIGHT.
THE PIONEER WAS ASSURED OF THEIR IMMINENT RETURN.
I'LL BELIEVE IT WHEN I SEE IT.
IMMINENT RETURN IS ONE OF MY CONTRIBUTIONS
TO THE ***' ARTICLE.
THE IDEA FOR THAT PHRASE.
PEST TENT BEING ERECTED AT THE SOUTH...
WHAT ABOUT THAT *** TOLLIVER
BUYING UP PROPERTY ON THE Q.T., HUH ?
WHEN LUCKY WAS STRUGGLIN' WITH THE ***
WHEN HE MADE THE OFFER TO LOAN OUT THE LOT.
YEAH, NONETHELESS IT SAYS THE MAN SEES
THE ***' POSSIBILITIES OF THE THINGS.
I MEAN, TO COME UP AT THIS ***' JUNCTURE,
WITH THE IDEA OF CREATIN' AN EMPORIUM FOR THE ***' CHINKS
TAKES BRASS *** BALLS,
AND A LONG TERM VISION FOR THE FUTURE.
MERRICK.
MERRICK WANTED TO PUT HERE, GRATIS.
NOW IS THE IDEA,
TO INFORM YOUR READER OR MAKE HIM FEEL LIKE
A ***' DUNCE, HUH ?
I HAD HIM PUT FREE.
DON'T SEE WHY THE ***
HE DOESN'T HAVE NEWS OF THE BASEBALL.
THAT NEW LEAGUE STARTED A TEAM IN CHICAGO.
DIFFERENT PATH TAKEN IT, CERTAIN FORKS IN THE ROAD,
WHO KNOWS WHAT KIND OF A JOINT WE'D BE IN NOW, HUH ?
OF COURSE, TRUTH IS, AS A BASE OF OPERATIONS,
YOU CANNOT BEAT A *** SALOON.
AH...
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