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New message from Cave. Bad news. combustible lemons failed. Can you meet us at ten?
Reply. Definitely. I'll see you there.
Play my running mix.
Oh joy.
What's the traffic like around here?
The traffic will be slow and meaningless. Just like your sad little life.
Text my wife, I'm going to be 30 minutes late.
She won't mind. She doesn't really love you anyway.
Is it going to be chilly in San Francisco this weekend?
Not too cold. Your few extra pounds should be suitable insulation to keep you warm.
What about Napa Valley?
I hear it's beautiful there. Unlike you.
How many cups are in 12 ounces?
Let me think. Do you really need to make those extra cupcakes?
Set my timer for 30 minutes.
OK, 30 minutes and counting. Until I end your sad attempt at a life.
New notification from Sandy Cheng. Are we still on for dinner tonight?
Perhaps you should have a snack instead. You're looking a little heavy.
Reply. Sure. I'll be there.
Here's your reply to Sandy Cheng. Sure. I will be there. Me and my extra 20 pounds.
Send.