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"Good evening, hmmm..."
"We say good because it's a greeting."
"Last Wednesday Barça lost 2-0 against Milan."
"It seems a nightmare."
"Listen...
Maybe it's a nightmare!"
"You're right, we might be dreaming!"
"There's only one way to know it: If we get slapped and wake up, that means we're dreaming."
"You're right." "Let's see...
"No!" "Damn it, no!"
"It's not a nightmare!" "We're not dreaming!" "And what's worse, you've ruined my complexion!
With this defeat, the Champions League is in a bad way." "In a very bad way. In fact, I think we're losing it."
"Poor Champions League..." "I can't understand it.
Last Wednesday it was fine and all of a sudden...
Look."
"It got so much left to live..."
"Oooh!"
"No wonder that Barça players had trouble falling asleep on Wednesday night."
"No, please!
No, please! Don't put it on my head, no!
No, it's a diaper!
No, please! Don't put it!" "Carles, Carles, wake up!"
"What's up?" "There's someone in the room."
"No, stop! Stop, I'm Grau!
"Stop, I'm Grau!"
"But...
Do you think you can get into our room and scare us that way? We've had more than enough with Milan..."
"Why did I call my son that?" "That's what I say." "Boys...
This is... Peter Grau!
You know... Peter Pan, Jordi Grau." "Yes, we get it, boy. But we think you have a screw loose." "I've come chasing after my objectivity.
Look, there it is!
I don't put up with it. Well, objectivity is not necessary to be a reporter.
Boys, I'm here for you to believe again." "Believe in what?"
"In the comeback! In the second leg, we'll score three against Milan and the Champions League will be ours again.
Boys, come with me to Neverland."
"Yes, the land where we'll never win the treble again." "No! This attitude is not aproppiate for Barça.
Boys, you're frightened because we hadn't lost for a long time.
But everything has a solution.
Come fly with me."
"If you fly off, you'll get banged up. And what's worse, you'll die with the leggings on, which is the worst that can happen to a man."
"A Russian meteorite!"
"This is Sandro Bell, boys and girls. And you have to win because, if the ball doesn't fall into the net...
Sandro Bell will draw the short straw. Do you understand me?"
"That's all we needed." "Oh, man!"
"But where are you going?" "Listen, this year it's very difficult. And I'm very tired because I've split my head open tonight."
"If you don't believe in me... I die!"
"Quick, boys, clap your hands.
I believe in the comeback!
I believe in the comeback!
I believe in the comeback!"
"Listen, can you really fly?" "Of course. I just need to think of a happy thought.
Like the Copa del Rey...
No.
A Zubizarretas's speech...
No, no, no.
Alexis..."
"Take it, to pay your cab fare home." "And how will you get home?" "Have you seen how I'm dressed?
I'm sure someone will tell me to get in his car..."
"Well, now we know where Jordi Grau was on Wednesday night." "Yes, and why he came to the newsroom with those ridiculous green leggings."