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>>VERONICA: Lackey!
>>TIMMY: Yes, Ms. van Gorp?
>>VERONICA: Why is my door still not engraved?
>>TIMMY: I've been looking for someone who will do it at the price you quoted,
but they keep on laughing at me...
>>VERONICA: No excuses!
>>TIMMY: I'm sorry?
[pause]
>>VERONICA: The EPA inspector comes today?
>>TIMMY: Yes, ma'am?
>>VERONICA: But we haven't prepared!
>>TIMMY: No, ma'am?
>>VERONICA: Fool! You know our daily production of Chemical Y releases five tons of
chloro-- chlorobar-- barno-- chlorobarndigans...
>>TIMMY: Chlorofluorocarbons?
>>VERONICA: Yeah, whatever -- into the atmosphere!
There's no way he won't find out if he's left to his own devices!
>>TIMMY: Over half our facility is dedicated to the production of Chemical Y.
It would be a significant oversight on his part.
>>VERONICA: Lackey! Distract him.
>>TIMMY: Ma'am?
>>VERONICA: Take him on a tour of the facilities.
Don't let him see anything that goes against those pesky regulations.
>>TIMMY: But...
>>VERONICA: No buts! It's too late. Now step lively; your job is on the line here, Timmy.
[knocking at the door]
Here goes nothing.
Come im, please...
>>PIPER: Hi! I'm Piper Smith. And you must be Veronica!
>>VERONICA: Please, call me Ms. van Gorp.
It's such a pleasure to have you here today!
[the door closes]
>>PIPER: Great! You have no idea how many companies are dismayed by Environmental Protection
Agency inspections!
So many have something to hide! It's great to see things are different here.
You understand the importance of letting animals grow and thrive in an environment suitable
to their...
to their existence.
Saving the planet is vital!
>>VERONICA: Yes, indeed.
Let me introduce you to my la- personal assistant, Timothy.
He'll be showing you around the place.
[smooth jazz to be added later]
>>PIPER: Hi.
>>TIMMY: Hi.
>>PIPER: I'm... I'm Piper.
>>TIMMY: I'm Timmy.
[pause]
>>VERONICA: Don't you have an inspection to do?
>>PIPER: Oh, right.
[thump]
[hallway chatter]