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Sir, we have scanned the metagame and the environment
Throughout our careful analysis
we predict the following decks
to be the most prevalent in the metagame:
Secret Pally, Freeze Mage,
Control Warrior, and Zoo.
That's fine, I'll just run my top secret list
a Double Combo Druid with MC Techs.
my Fuhrer...
Blizzard -
Blizzard announced some card nerfs today
Combo druid will be unplayable in standard
I want everyone who has not hit top 100 legend
to leave the room right now
Are you *** KIDDING ME
This is *** RIDICULOUS
After I finally crafted double combo and ancient of lore
They nerf it to hell
and make the class a clown fiesta
What's the point of playing a 2/2 Keeper
when you can play 4/3 Spellbreaker
Ancient of Lore draws one?
Are they trying to make him a glorified Novice Engineer?
How the hell am I supposed to do 14 damage in one turn now?
Sir, there is still wild growth -
Now instead of my opponents starting at 16 HP, they start at 30 HP like everyone else.
Sir, there might be a more minion based archetype-
*** minions, I wanted to do 22 DAMAGE in one turn
It's impossible to do that NOW
They nerfed Druid but didn't touch Freeze Mage
Have they seen the Laughing Torch Freeze list?
That list does 20+ in a turn if they get a good emperor activation
GARBAGE!
Sure, nerf Druid to hell but don't touch Zoo, Freeze Mage, or Control Warrior
I spent hours upon hours upon crafting my double Combo Druid
I even disenchanted my golden Ysera to make all of the cards
And once I was finished I find out that it was all wasted time
I've lost all faith in Blizzard
Let's not even talk about BGH
It was Druid's only way of dealing with big minions
What are they going to do now?
Every other class has great hard removal
But all Druid can do is punch things with it's own face
How the hell are we supposed to clear Mountain Giants and Sea Giants now?
Play a 5 mana 4/2 and pass the turn?
Or is Blizzard's idea for us to play Muster for Nature
Don't cry, we haven't seen the new beast druid archetypes yet
All I wanted to do was beat Control Warriors and Freeze Mages
But now, it looks like I must switch classes
I'll just play Aggro Shaman
The trick is to draw Doomhammer
There's always the holy wrath Paladin Deck
If you think about it, 25 mana Moltan Giants buffed that deck
I can at least farm casual players with that