Tip:
Highlight text to annotate it
X
Hello and welcome
Day 11 of the
DeFranco Nation Movie Club
we are one-third
of the way down with our test
but it is not too late to join
I'm obviously in bed, sick
I've been sick for 2 days
fever is finally breaking
and I did not want to miss a day,
because I know you guys are ***,
and you'd be like "Oh you missed a day!"
I'd be like "I only had one leg!
I got hit by a car!"
you'd be like
"Do you make videos with your legs?"
Very very mean bunch,
the DeFranco Nation Movie Club
but it is Day 10
we watched Black Snake Moan,
which of course you either watched
any other way,
or you joined in
netflix.com/phillyd
you use that url,
you can get 30 days free trial
of Netflix instant streaming,
you can get DVD's sent to your house,
like you had to do yesterday
for The Prestige
which you might not have even seen that video,
because it was very late
thanks to things that I could not control
so if you haven't seen that
be sure to click the annotation, check that out
but let's jump into Black Snake Moan today
which of course stars, Samuel L. Jackson,
Christina Ricci
and oddly enough Justin Timberlake,
I didn't know he was in this movie
but um there's Lindsay
she's bringing me a sandwich,
because she's awesome
so this movie,
is ultimately about friendships
and what people can overcome, but
so Samuel L. Jackson
is a black man in the South
which means of course he's either a ***,
a religious man,
or a rapper,
this is a movie,
so he has to be one of those three things,
in this movie he's a big religious man,
his wife just left him for his brother
which is all sorts of *** up
then Christina Ricci, sex addict
hot, HOT, hot
sounds, just grunts
explain how hot Christina Ricci is
but she's a big sex addict and
Justin Timberlake is her boyfriend
who has an anxiety disorder
and he's going into the military
so you're like, oh my god
I wonder what's going to happen
well movie opens up,
Justin Timberlake
is giving it to Christina Ricci,
the first 20 minutes
is almost just Christina Ricci
having sex with random dudes
because you're like,
Justin Timberlake leaves, you're like
"I wonder if she's going to cheat on him
doesn't even give you time to wonder,
she's just getting pounded by everyone
everywhere, and so
that happens until
Justin Timberlake's best friend
gives her a ride home
and he's like "you're a ***"
and she's like "I can't help it"
and then he's like
"I'm going to make you my ***!"
and then she laughs at his small ***,
then through small *** anger,
he beats the *** out of her
and you know then
then you have a half beaten, dead white girl,
or almost dead white girl
at the end of Samuel L. Jackson's road
which he finds her
and he's like "Oh my god, I have to get help!"
which if I was a black man,
in the South, half
half beaten, almost dead white girl
in my driveway, I would bury her
it's the South!
they're going to say you did it,
she's going to be like "I don't know"
and they'll be like
"Oh it's okay mam, it was the black guy"
I would bury her
the movie would be over 25 minutes in
Christina Ricci has sex, she dies
then I can go watch another movie
that has better content,
and I'm not saying this movie is bad,
it's just, you know, you get the setup
she gets tied up,
which she actually does
like for the movie she wore
a 40 pound chain
around her body, ah she's so hot
that's the main thing I got out of this movie
because he's like
"I'm going to fix you of your ways!"
and then she's like
"I'll suck your ***!" like that's
that's like 40 minutes of the movie,
until she realizes like
"Oh I can respect myself and I can overcome this"
and then Justin Timberlake comes back,
because he has an anxiety disorder,
so they discharged him
because you know, he would start shaking
when there was gun fire
that a good soldier, does not make
and he comes back,
and then he thinks that she's banging
Samuel L. Jackson
a lot of stuff happens, blahbitty blah
then it comes down to
the end of the movie, the end of the movie
Christina Ricci and Justin Timberlake
get married, because that's how you fix
*** up situation, you get married,
then everything gets better right?
and then like the last scene is
literally Justin Timberlake having
an anxiety attack,
Christina Ricci starts needing some D
then she calms down,
and she hugs Justin Timberlake
and you're like
"Okay, so people can overcome problems
kind of, as long as they have a good support system
or,
they're just going to fail eventually."
and I don't know,
I didn't get a lot out of the movie,
other than
a halfie because of Christina Ricci
but I would say definitely,
it's something you would watch midday
and uh yeah
that's my opinion on it, if you have
the same opinion, or a different opinion,
let me know in the comments down below,
as well let us know
what movies what we should watch
but, because it is a Sunday video,
we will annouce the next
seven movies that we will watch
in Monday to Sunday order
starting with
The Mystery Team
followed by
*** Cowboys
then
Chloe
then
An American Werewolf in London
then
Oldboy
followed by
Poltergeist
and then finally
Chaos Theory
with uh
you know
if I was gay, boyfriend
Ryan Reynolds
so that is that are that are
oh my god I'm so *** tired
that's the next seven movies for next week
you know, I
I definitely try and watch one movie a day,
unless it's a lazy Sunday,
which case maybe a catch up, but
The Mystery Team
is the movie for tomorrow,
so if you watch the movie today
be sure to watch that,
send in video responses,
which will be included,
the only reason they're not included today,
is because I am too lazy
and tired and I'm going to pass out
here in another 20 minutes
but main things,
to join our movie club
all you have to do is subscribe
and the easiest way to watch movies
that we watch
of course, get your free 30 day
free 30 day trial at
netflix.com/phillyd
main point guys,
I love you faces
I'm going to get sleep
and hopefully you can forgive
the terrible video quality,
I know you're going to hold it against me,
but for some of you,
that would be okay
ladies,
who are over 18
and also attractive
and also know how to keep secrets
my girlfriend is going to hurt me now