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Welcome! We are the hosts Gucci and Mo-chan!
So let's get started!
A new case that lets you less noticeably use your phone!
Here it is!
Isn't that just an ear?
Yeah, it's a new case for the iPhone 4 that blends with the side of your face!
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Here are some of the weird things that were put up for auction.
Tell me if you want any of these
An empty container for hand wipes
I want to eat a hamburger!
I want to eat a hamburger!
I want to eat a hamburger!
I want to eat a hamburger!
I want to eat a hamburger!
A real hair from Santa's beard
I wish Santa would get me presents!
How about a mysterious nude photo?
I wish I could take some nude photos...
Or buy friends over the internet?
I wish I had friends!
How about the ability to pay for someone's loan?
I wish someone would pay my loans!
I know you want this! A ghost in a box!
What?! Who would buy that! hahaha Probably some dumb person!
Dude! but I bought it! What are we gonna do? M: you're so stupid!
I guess we should open it then...
Alright here we go!
Ahhhhhhhh!!!!!!
It's empty...
Haha, you got so ripped off haha
I payed like $1000 for it...
Oh well...last story
How romantic would it be if you saw a shooting star while you're with your girlfriend/boyfriend?
However, what was discovered in California this past week was something a lot less romantic. A part of a satellite!
Is there any chance that it could hit us?
According to the news, the probability is 1/2,100,000,000.
which is way lower than winning the lottery, so don't worry!
Oh, speaking of which, I bought a lottery ticket last week! I wonder if I won!
NO WAY! Dude, I won first prize!
Yay!
My phone's ringing!
I entered for something too! Maybe this is it!
Woaahh! I won too!
Free concert tickets! Front row seats too!
I'm soooo happy right now!
I wonder if we will have like something else lucky happen. Wouldn't it be cool to have 3 unusual things happen in one day?
A new product! A book for people that can't read books!
Illiterate people can read this and become literate!
Here!
Woah! Red!
I can't read it! Hooray!
A Book for People That Can't Read On Sale Now!
I'm really nervous for my interview about my swim coach job...
...yeah, we have a new person coming to Yoshiwara (comedy company) for an interview. Got to go, sorry!
Uhh.. Hi! I'm Robert Johnson, here for the interview!
Is that your real name?
Of course!
Please have a seat.
Can you show me your best?
sure!
Come here everyone! It's time to swim! Let's start w/ the crawl!
Was that good?
What do you do when you slip(say a bad joke)?
I make sure I don't run, of course!
Do you have anything to prevent slip-ups?
Yeah, I have non-slip shoes!
Let me give you some advice. Don't panic once on stage, the air may be cold out there.
Yeah, I do a warm-up!
You seem quite ready!
Ok here's the final question.
Why do you want to work here?
well this swim club seems really popular, so I wanted to work here
Kid, this place isn't a pool, it's a comedy agency.
Whaaaaaaaaattt????
Thanks for watching!
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