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♪♪
♪ Here's a nice normal girl in an ordinary world ♪
♪ Show us your fangs ♪
♪ Yay! Mona! ♪
♪ Life goes on, like it's weird ♪
♪ Soon it's everything you fear ♪
♪ Show us your fangs ♪
♪ Yay! Mona! ♪
♪ Grab your cat ♪
♪ Grab your cape ♪
♪ Boogeyman, there's no escape ♪
♪ Give a heebie-jeebie grin ♪
♪ Fight those nasties till you win ♪
♪ (Till you win) ♪
Ahhhhhhhhh!
♪ Check the mail, there's a ghoul ♪
♪ And a Mummy is loose at school ♪
♪ Show us your fangs ♪
♪ Yay! Mona! ♪
♪ Show us your fangs ♪
♪ Yay! Mona! ♪
♪ Show us your fangs ♪
♪ Yay! Mona! ♪
♪ Here's a nice normal girl ♪
♪ In an extraordinary world ♪
♪ Mona the vampire! ♪
(Shouting) Yay! Mona!
CHARLEY: REPLACING YOUR BIKE'S BROKEN SUPER SPOOK HORN
IS SUPER URGENT!
YOU'RE LUCKY THERE WEREN'T ANY GHOULS ON THE ROAD.
WE WOULD'VE BEEN TOTALLY UNPROTECTED!
I KNOW, BUT THE NEW SUPER SPOOK GT2000 MODEL
WILL BLAST THE EAR DRUMS
OFF EVEN THE CREEPIEST OF CREEPS.
ANGELA: HEY THERE, LUCKY LOSERS!
WHAT ARE YOU WEARING TO MY CHARITY MASQUERADE
PARTY TONIGHT?
WE'RE GOING AS OURSELVES.
WE'RE NOT POSERS.
ANGELA, ARE YOU ACTUALLY INVITING US
TO ONE OF YOUR PARTIES?
OF COURSE.
YOU REALLY HAVE TO BE THERE.
YOUR... TALENTS WILL BE QUITE AN ADDITION
TO THE FESTIVITIES.
CATCH YOU ALL AT THE PARTY!
DON'T FORGET, MY PARTY'S LASER LIGHT SHOW
STARTS EXACTLY AT NINE,
AND IT'S EXPENSIVE.
MY PARENTS SPENT SO MUCH MONEY
ON JUST DECORATING THE PARTY,
IT'LL BARELY MAKE A PROFIT
FOR THE LIBRARY'S "BOOKS RULE" CHARITY.
THAT'S WHY MY FAMILY ARE HAVING A NO-FRILLS GARAGE SALE.
FIGURES. WE LIKE FRILLS!
(BELL ON DOOR RINGS)
(DOOR SLAMS)
MONA: WOW! IT'S SPOOKTACULAR!
SALESMAN: I SEE YOU'RE INTERESTED IN THE SUPER SPOOK HORN GT2000.
EXCELLENT CHOICE.
WELL, LET ME TELL YOU,
HAVE I GOT THE DEAL OF THE MILLENNIUM FOR YOU!
AAH!
$10.99!
GEE, THAT'S ONLY A DOLLAR MORE THAN THE GT1999.
I'LL TAKE IT!
SALESMAN: GOOD!
AND WHAT ABOUT YOU, YOUNG MAN?
CAN I INTEREST YOU IN SOME "FLY EYE" REFLECTORS?
CHARLEY: YEAH!
I'M GLAD WE GOT OUT OF THERE!
YEAH, THAT SALESMAN REMINDED ME OF...
RRR! RRR!
CARNIE CARSON!
YOU MEAN "THE" CARNIE CARSON,
THAT GHOST WHO LIVED IN THE POLYESTER POWER SUIT?
YEAH. UNH!
CHARLEY: WOW, I CAN'T BELIEVE HOW I EVER LIVED
WITHOUT THESE REFLECTORS!
HE'S RIGHT!
NOW PEOPLE WILL SEE ME COMING FROM ANY DIRECTION.
OOF!
SORRY, DIDN'T SEE YOUR ARM.
MAYBE YOU SHOULD PUT A REFLECTOR ON IT.
HA HA HA!
(DOG BARKS)
MONA, CHARLEY, AND LILY: WAAAAAH!
GHOULS RULE!
HA HA HA HA!
THAT LOOKED LIKE THE PHANTOM DOG CATCHER!
CHARLEY: BUT WE LOCKED HIS SPIRIT
INSIDE THE BOOK OF THE SLIMY EONS AGO!
MONA: RIGHT, AND THE BOOK IS SAFELY LOCKED AWAY IN MY...
UH OH!
THE GARAGE SALE!
I'VE GOT TO GET HOME!
KEEP YOUR EYES OPEN FOR ANY MORE CREEPY STUFF!
GOOD NEWS!
OUR SALE HAS MADE OVER 75 DOLLARS!
WELL, THAT SHOULD BUY THE LIBRARY SOME NEW BOOKS.
THAT'S GREAT BUT-
WHOA! OOF!
OH NO!
THIS BOX ISN'T SUPPOSED TO BE OUT HERE!
PLEASE LET IT BE HERE!
OH NO!
WHERE'S THE BOOK OF THE SLIMY?
THE BOOK OF WHAT?
IT'S JUST MY MOST CHERISHED SCRAPBOOK!
I...
I THINK I SOLD IT!
I'M SORRY, MONA.
I KNOW YOU DIDN'T MEAN TO MOM,
BUT YOU MAY HAVE BROUGHT ABOUT THE END OF THE WORLD
AS WE KNOW IT!
YOUR FRIEND GEORGE BOUGHT IT.
GEORGE?!
GEORGE MUST HAVE HAD THE BOOK IN HIS KNAPSACK.
HE WAS IN THE BIKE STORE
WHEN WE SAW THE POLYESTER POWER SUIT,
AND HE WAS OUTSIDE
WHEN WE SAW THE PHANTOM DOG CATCHER.
GEORGE RELEASED GHOUL SPIRITS
FROM THE BOOK OF THE SLIMY!
LILY: OH NO!
REMEMBER HOW BAD IT WAS LAST TIME
THE BOOK WENT MISSING?
(CACKLES)
(PAGES RUSTLE)
(DOG BARKS)
(GHOSTS MOAN)
IT'S EVEN WORSE THIS TIME.
SO MANY MORE GHOULS HAVE BEEN CRAMMED INTO THE BOOK NOW.
WE HAVE TO GET IT BACK!
MONA: I BET HE'S HOME GETTING READY FOR ANGELA'S PARTY.
IT'LL BE FASTER IF WE TAKE THE BUS.
MONA: GOOD THINKING, ZAPMAN!
THERE'S GEORGE!
WITH LAWRENCE!
PLEASE STOP!
LET US OFF HERE!
SORRY, I CAN'T LET YOU OFF AT AN UNSCHEDULED STOP.
(TRAFFIC RUMBLES)
OH NO!
CARNIE CARSON: THIS IS THE BOOK TO END ALL BOOKS!
AFTER YOU READ IT,
YOU'LL NEVER HAVE TO READ ANOTHER BOOK AGAIN!
WOW! OKAY, I'LL BUY IT!
MONA: WE HAVE TO GET TO LAWRENCE BEFORE HE OPENS THE BOOK!
BUS DRIVER: WHAT ARE YOU KIDS DOING?
THAT DOOR IS FOR EMERGENCIES ONLY!
THIS IS AN EMERGENCY!
IT'S ABOUT THE FATE OF THE WHOLE TOWN!
THE WHOLE WORLD, POSSIBLY!
WELL, THE FATE OF THE WORLD IS GONNA HAVE TO WAIT
UNTIL WE GET TO A SCHEDULED STOP!
MONA: FINE, BUT YOU'LL BE HELD RESPONSIBLE
FOR AN UNSCHEDULED GHOUL ATTACK!
HMPH!
(BUS RUMBLES)
MONA: THEY'RE GONE!
MONA, LILY, AND CHARLEY: WAAAAH!
LILY: THERE'S THE BOOK OF THE SLIMY!
LET'S GET IT!
(ALL THREE PANTING)
(EVIL LAUGHTER)
(MONA SCREAMS)
THE CYBORG PHANTASM!
CYBORG PHANTASM: THAT'S RIGHT, HUMAN UNITS!
I'M BACK!
AND YOU CAN'T STOP ME A SECOND TIME!
OH, YEAH?
MONA THE VAMPIRE, ZAPMAN, AND PRINCESS GIANT
WILL STOP YOU AGAIN!
JUST WAIT UNTIL THE PARTY TONIGHT!
I'LL SUMMON ALL THE GHOULS OUT OF THE BOOK,
AND WE'LL CONQUER THE WORLD!
HA HA HA!
MONA, LILY, AND CHARLEY: AAAAH!
LAWRENCE: SORRY! THE GAS PEDAL GOT STUCK!
IF THE CYBORG PHANTASM
CAN SUMMON ALL OF THE GHOULS FROM THE BOOK,
HE MAY BE UNSTOPPABLE!
NOTHING'S UNSTOPPABLE.
WE JUST NEED THE RIGHT AMMUNITION.
WE NEED A POCKET SECRETARY
TO DEACTIVATE THE CYBORG PHANTASM,
A DRY CLEANING BAG TO CAPTURE THE POLYESTER POWER SUIT,
AND YOUR ZAPPERAMMA TO FIGHT THE OTHERS.
WE JUST HAVE TO HOPE THAT LAWRENCE
WILL BE AT THE PARTY WITH THE BOOK.
HE WOULDN'T MISS THAT, EVERYONE IN TOWN WILL BE THERE.
OKAY, SO WE'LL MEET AT ANGELA'S PARTY
IN A COUPLE OF HOURS.
♪♪
(PARTYGOERS CHATTER)
ANGELA: GLAD YOU GUYS FINALLY MADE IT!
SEE OUR NEW RETRACTABLE POOL COVER?
IT'S THE LATEST!
THANKS AGAIN FOR FINALLY INVITING US
TO ONE OF YOUR PARTIES, ANGELA.
YEAH, AND THAT'S A REALLY INTERESTING DRESS.
ANGELA: IT'S MY TRIBUTE TO ALICE IN WONDERLAND'S LOOKING GLASS.
HERE, THIS IS FOR YOU.
AND YOU.
AND YOU.
I TOLD YOU I NEEDED YOUR TALENTS!
SO, GO ON, START SERVING!
SHE INVITED US JUST SO WE COULD BE HER WAITER SLAVES?
WELL, I QUIT!
WAIT! AS WAITERS, WE'LL HAVE GREAT MINGLE ACCESS
TO LOCATE LAWRENCE,
AND THE BOOK OF THE SLIMY.
♪♪
WHERE IS HE?
CHARLEY: MMM! YUM!
DID YOU FIND THE BOOK OF THE SLIMY?
NO, BUT I DID FIND THESE CAVIAR CREAM TARTS DELICIOUS!
MMM!
MONA, I SAW LAWRENCE GIVE THE BOOK OF THE SLIMY
TO ANGELA!
(GASPS)
MONA: ANGELA, NO!
ANGELA: WHOA!
CYBORG PHANTASM: TOO LATE, HUMAN UNIT.
IN MERE SECONDS,
MY LOYAL GHOUL GANG WILL BE FREE TO SERVE ME!
I'M TIRED OF WAITING IN THIS WRETCHED DARKNESS!
LET ME OUT!
I AM THE MASTER OF THE BOOK,
AND I DECIDE WHO HAS THE RIGHT TO COME OUT.
SO WAIT YOUR TURN!
I'M THE OLDEST, AND SHOULD COME OUT FIRST!
TIME TO TEACH YOU SOME RESPECT, CYBORG!
WHOA!
BOY, DO YOU HAVE A MICRO-CHIP ON YOUR SHOULDER!
(TAKES A DEEP BREATH)
(FIGHTING SOUNDS)
LILY: MONA, LOOK BEHIND YOU!
MONA: ZAPMAN! DO SOMETHING!
GHOSTS: GHOULS RULE! GHOULS RULE!
(GHOSTS GROAN AND GRUMBLE)
NO, BOOKS RULE!
WOW! WHAT WAS IN THE ZAPPERAMMA?
BOOK BINDING GLUE.
CHARLY AND LILY: AAAAAH!
WAAAH!
TIME TO START ASSIMILATING, HUMAN UNITS.
CHARLEY AND LILY: HELP, HELP! HELP!
YIKES!
HUH?
(HORN SOUNDS)
HA HA HA HA HA!
SILLY HUMAN!
THAT DEVICE CAN'T HURT MY ELECTRONIC EAR DRUMS.
TIME TO GET LOW TECH!
(LILY AND CHARLEY STRUGGLE)
HEY, LET GO OF ME!
MONA: TIME TO MAKE USE OF YOUR FASHION SENSE!
OHH!
MONA: GOTCHA! CHARLEY AND LILY: AAAH!
MONA: UNHH! UNHH!
AAAH!
CYBORG PHANTASM: GRRR!
CHARLEY AND LILY: WHOA!
ALL RIGHT, MONA!
IT'S NOT OVER YET!
ANGELA: AAH!
I DON'T NEED THE OTHERS!
I'LL ASSIMILATE YOU HUMAN UNITS ALL BY MYSELF.
AAAH!
LILY: WHOA!
CYBORG PHANTASM: W-W-WHOA!
GUESTS AND CYBORG PHANTASM WAAAH!
(SPLASHES)
(ENERGY HUMS)
ANGELA: YOU RUINED MY PARTY!
YOU JUST HAD TO GO AND SWITCH THE POOL COVER!
WELL, YOU WERE RIGHT, ANGELA.
THAT POOL DANCE FLOOR IS THE LATEST.
ANGELA: AAAAH!
OOPS! SORRY!
ARGH!
GEORGE, YOU KLUTZ!
I'M UN-INVITING YOU!
JUSTICE IS SERVED.
HUH?
CHARLEY: MONA, DID YOU SEE THAT?
COOL COSTUME!
I WONDER!
(THUNDER RUMBLES)
(RAIN PATTERS)
(BATS SQUEAK)
MONA: DEAR VAMPIRE DIARY,
YOU COULD SAY THIS SPINE TINGLING TALE
BEGAN OVER A HUNDRED YEARS AGO.
MY DEAR COUNTESS VON KREEPSULA,
WE'RE RIGHT ON TIME FOR THE DINNER PARTY.
GOOD COMPANY, GOOD FOOD.
WHAT COULD BE BETTER?
(BOTH LAUGH)
(TEETH CHATTER)
MONA: THERE WE WERE AT THE MATINEE OF "VON KREEPSULA IN LOVE,"
WHEN I GOT A VERY STRANGE FEELING.
LOOK! WE'RE SURROUNDED!
GRRRR!
(HISSES)
AAAAH!
CHILDREN: AAAAH!
TH-THAT WAS TOTALLY SPOOKY!
THERE THEY ARE!
MONA: WE'D BETTER FOLLOW ONE OF THEM.
SOMEONE'S COMING!
IT MUST BE HER.
MY VAMPIRE SENSES ARE TINGLING!
EVA: (HISSES)
I THINK SHE'S SOME KIND OF VAMPIRE!
AND NOT THE GOOD KIND LIKE YOU, MONA.
SHE'S LOOKING FOR A VICTIM.
UH...DO YOU- DO YOU THINK SO?
MONA: COME ON!
(DOOR SLAMS)
WHERE'D SHE GO?
AH! MY THREE FAVOURITE CUSTOMERS!
MR. HYDE, DID YOU SEE A WOMAN WHO MIGHT BE A VAMPIRE GO BY?
A VAMPIRE? HA!
NOT THAT I KNOW OF,
BUT MY NEW WAITRESS MIGHT BE ABLE TO HELP YOU.
EVA!
EVA: YES, MR. HYDE?
MR HYDE: KIDS, I'D LIKE YOU TO MEET MY NEW WAITRESS, EVA.
HUH?
(CAT MEOWS)
I WANTED YOU TO MEET MY FAVOURITE CUSTOMERS,
BUT THEY'VE GONE!
NOW ARE YOU SURE YOU DON'T WANT TO WORK THE DAY SHIFT?
I AM POSITIVE.
I HAVE ALWAYS WORKED THE NIGHT SHIFT.
I FEEL MORE COMFORTABLE.
BAD VAMPIRES ALWAYS WORK THE NIGHT SHIFT.
AND SHE'S GONNA BE WORKING AT OUR FAVOURITE HANGOUT.
NO MORE EVENING MILKSHAKES!
HEY, LOOK!
ISN'T THAT THE MAN FROM THE MOVIE THEATRE?
NOW MY VAMPIRE SENSES ARE REALLY TINGLING.
WE'D BETTER CHECK HIM OUT.
HE MUST BE THE NIGHT WATCHMAN.
LOOK, HE'S CHANGING!
(MAN HOWLS)
(GROWLING)
CHILDREN: AAAAAAH!
(HOWLS)
♪ I'M SO LONELY! ♪
♪ SO LONELY, WITH SO MUCH TO SHARE, ♪
♪ AND NO ONE TO CARE! ♪
(CRYING AND SINGING) ♪ LA DA! ♪
I DIDN'T GET A GOOD LOOK AT HIM,
BUT I THINK HE'S A WEREWOLF.
SHE'S A VAMPIRE,
AND I THINK WE'RE IN TROUBLE!
HE CAME RIGHT AT US.
SO WHY DIDN'T HE ATTACK?
IT'S NOT A FULL MOON YET.
AND THAT'S WHEN THE POWERS OF WEREWOLVES AND VAMPIRES
ARE STRONGEST, AND MOST DANGEROUS.
A VAMPIRE AND A WEREWOLF,
BOTH SHOWING UP IN TOWN?
THAT'S BAD!
THEY ARE DEFINITELY GOING TO ATTRACT
THE WRONG KIND OF CROWD.
(BOTH MOANING AND HOWLING)
(TOWNSPEOPLE SCREAM)
(GROWLING)
THE NIGHT AFTER TOMORROW IS WHEN THE MOON IS FULL!
AND THAT'S WHEN THEY'LL START ATTACKING THE TOWN!
MONA: AND THAT, DEAR VAMPIRE DIARY, WAS HOW IT ALL BEGAN.
MY VAMPIRE SENSES TOLD ME TO WATCH OUT.
I HAD THE FEELING THERE WAS SOMETHING VERY DIFFERENT
ABOUT THIS CASE,
BUT I STILL DIDN'T KNOW WHAT.
THEY'RE OUT OF VON KREEPSULA BOOKS?!
(BELL ON DOOR JINGLES)
CHILDREN: AAAAH!
EXCUSE ME, SIR.
I NEED SOME ROMANTIC GOTHIC POETRY
THAT FREES THE SOUL OF THE TERRIBLY LONELY.
GOT JUST THE THING!
TRANSYLVANIAN LOVE POEMS, FOURTH EDITION.
IN THE CORNER, SECOND SHELF TO THE RIGHT.
THANK YOU.
SHE'S AFTER US!
LET'S GET OUT OF HERE!
(CHILDREN GASP)
YES, I AM LOOKING FOR A COLLECTION OF GOTHIC POETRY.
TRANSYLVANIAN LOVE POEMS.
SECOND SHELF TO THE RIGHT.
THEY BOTH FOLLOWED US!
WE'RE OUTNUMBERED!
TWO GHOULS AGAINST...
NO GHOULS!
UH OH! HERE SHE COMES!
EVA: YEOW!
THOMAS: OWWW!
GRRRRR!
AAAH!
(HISSES)
QUICK, IN HERE!
(BOTH GROWLING AND HISSING)
CLERK: I'M VERY SORRY ABOUT THE BOOK BIN.
I THOUGHT IT WAS SECURE.
THAT'S ALL RIGHT.
SHE'S A VAMPIRE, ALL RIGHT!
LILY: AND HE'S DEFINITELY A WEREWOLF.
CLERK: ARE YOU ALL RIGHT, SIR?
TOMAS: MMM YEAH, I'M OKAY.
UH, THANK YOU.
(BELL ON DOOR JINGLES)
JUST A SEC.
I THINK WE'RE GONNA NEED TO BRUSH UP
ON OUR GOTHIC POETRY.
MONA: "LOVE LEGEND OF THE VAMPIRESS AND THE WEREWOLF.
THEY WERE SOUL MATES DESTINED TO BE MARRIED.
WHEN THEY FAIL TO FIND EACH OTHER,
HAVOC WILL REIGN."
LILY: THE PICTURE EVEN LOOKS LIKE THEM!
MONA: "BUT IF THEY FALL IN LOVE
BEFORE THE FULL MOON IS AT THE TOP OF THE HEAVENS,
THEY WILL LIVE IN GREAT PEACE."
I LOVE YOU!
AND I LOVE YOU!
BOTH: FOREVER!
(LAUGHING)
THEY'RE THE STAR CROSSED LOVERS OF THAT LEGEND!
CHARLEY: OF COURSE!
THEY DRESS THE SAME,
THEY BOTH HAVE FUNNY ACCENTS,
AND THEY BOTH HAVE NIGHT JOBS!
THEY'RE SOUL MATES!
AND THEY MUST FALL IN LOVE
BEFORE THE FULL MOON RISES AGAIN.
TIME FOR OPERATION DATING GAME!
TOMAS: THERE SURELY MUST BE LOVE FOR ME!
EVA, DID YOU KNOW THAT SWANS MATE FOR LIFE?
HOW VERY ROMANTIC!
HOW WONDERFUL IF THAT COULD HAPPEN TO ME.
MR. HYDE: IT WILL, MY DEAR, IT WILL.
THERE'S SOMEONE OUT THERE FOR EVERYONE.
"DEAR SOUL MATE?"
EXCUSE ME, SIR.
I THINK YOU DROPPED THAT.
"TO A HANDSOME MAN IN DARK CLOTHES,
FROM YOUR SOUL MATE."
(DINERS CHATTER)
MONA: WHERE IS HE?
I'M SURE I MADE IT CLEAR,
THEY WERE TO MEET AT DA TONI'S RESTAURANT!
HE'D BETTER SHOW UP!
CHARLEY: HERE HE IS!
HE'S HEADING TO THE CORNER TABLE.
AAH!
OH!
HEY! WATCH IT!
I'M SOAKED!
(GROWLING)
YOU WILL PAY!
(BOTH GROWLING AND HISSING)
(BOTH MUTTERING ANGRILY)
WHAT A DISASTER!
I KNEW WE SHOULD HAVE GONE WITH SILVER BULLETS
AND WOODEN STAKES.
WE HAVE TO GET THEM TOGETHER BEFORE THE FULL MOON,
OR WE'LL HAVE TO PREPARE FOR BATTLE!
IT LOOKS LIKE MR. WEREWOLF
IS ABOUT TO TAKE HIS LUNCH BREAK.
GOT MR. HYDE'S DINNER MENU READY?
HUH?
(CAN CRASHES)
(GROWLING)
(CHILDREN PANT)
(HOWLING)
WHO IS THERE?
HELLO?
WHO IS THERE?!
(HISSES)
THE FULL MOON WILL ACTIVATE ALL HER VAMPIRE POWERS!
NOT IF I CAN HELP IT!
UNH!
YOUR GARLIC CAN'T STOP ME!
(WHIMPERS)
(TEETH CHATTER)
(HISSES)
UH, MONA?
THIS WASN'T SUPPOSED TO HAPPEN!
HANG ON, ZAPMAN!
I'LL THINK OF SOMETHING!
AAAAH!
A MOUSE! AAAAAH!
(SQUEALS)
AAAAAAH!
(HOWLS)
(EVA SCREAMS)
(LAUGHS)
(EVA MOANS)
GOTHIC POETRY.
EVA: IT'S MY FAVOURITE, TOO!
AND I LOVE HORROR FILMS.
WE SHOULD GO TO A FILM TOGETHER!
MONA: AND THAT, DEAR VAMPIRE DIARY,
IS HOW ONE OF THE GREATEST LOVE MATCHES
IN THE HISTORY OF GHOULDOM BEGAN.
BUT THE BEST WAS YET TO COME.
♪♪
(COOING AND HISSING)