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Hi! I'm Alex Trebek and this is Jeopardy!
Today's categories are:
Vocabulary!
Modes of Composition!
Warm Ups and Selected Articles!
Essay Types!
Appeals and Rhetorical Devices!
Now it's time to meet our contestants!
First, we have Cotton Eyed Joe!
Next, Bacon McGee!
And finally, contestant number 2!
Now let's begin this game of Jeopardy. We'll start with you, Cotton Eyed Joe.
Thanks, Bob. Can I have vocabulary for $200.
Is that "hot"?
I'm sorry, that answer is as wrong as my ex- wife.
Anyone else?
What is "demure"?
That's Correct!
Then,contestant number 2 gets to pick the next question.
Warm ups and selected articles for $400.
Anyone else? 5 seconds.
Who is "Jonathan Swift"?
That's correct!
Contestant number 2 once again picks the question.
Contestant number 2 once again picks the question.
Appeals and rhetorical devices for $200.
OH! It's- It's, uh..it's uhhh...
"What is..." You have 3 seconds.
What is.. ethos, uh, ........logos and ....uh UM
P- P- P- P-
One and a half seconds.
Are you okay?
AAH.....p- p- POTHOS.
......Close.
Thank you, Bob. Thank you.
Thank you, Bob. Thank you.
Thank you, Bob. Thank you.
Alright, Cotton Eyed Joe, you can pick the next category.
Oh, uh, can I have, uh, essay types for $200.
What is "argument"?
That's correct.
Aright, Contestant number 2, you pick the question.
Warm ups and selected articles for $600.
What is "A Defence of Baby Worship?"
That's correct.
Alright, contestant number 2, it's still your game.
Alright, contestant number 2, it's still your game.
Appeals and rhetorical devices for $400.
Appeals and rhetorical devices for $400.
OH! I know this one, Bob! What is "alliteration"?
That's correct. It's your game now.
Ok, can I have vocabulary for $400.
It's quiet right???
Yo, homie. Don't forget to phrase that as a question.
Oh, what is "quiet"?
I'm sorry, that's not the right answer.
What is "retinence?"
I'm sorry but that's still not the right answer. The answer we were looking for is "reticence."
Yo, Alex- YO Bob. Take her points. Go. Go Bob.
Aright, we'll go to...Bacon McGee.
It's "modes of".
...modes of...
comp-o-sit-ion.
Comp-o-sit-ion? That one, Bob.
For what amount?
For $1000.
.....$1000.
What is "argument", Bob?
.....That's correct.
Yeah, that's right. Bob. Put it right there.
Still your game, Mr. Bacon.
Bob, I pick the third one.
Can you say it forr me?
...What's it say Bob?
...What's it say Bob?
Warm ups and selected articles.
Warm up and selected articles. For $200.
Warm up and selected articles. For $200.
DR. SUESS! -WInston Churchill.
That goes to contestant number 2!
I'm deducting yours.
1000 points, Bob? Don't you think that's a little unfair?
Aright, Contestant number 2, it's back to you.
Essay types for $400.
Essay types for $400!
What is "analysis"?
I'm sorry that's incorrect.
Oh! It's what is "argument"?!
I'm sorry, that's also incorrect.
You wanna' repeat the question, Bob?
I'm sorry, I don't do question repeats. The answer is synthesis.
How could I know that, Bob, if you never repeat the question.
Alright, we'll start again with Cotton Eyed Joe.
Thanks BOB. Can I have modes of composition for $200.
Modes of composition for $200.
Narra-- What is narration?
Um, I think I had it, Miss "Contestant Number 2".
?????
Uh, Bob, I think I raised my hand which is the more polite way--- I'm sorry, you must CALL out your answer.
Contestant number 2 it's still your board.
Yeah, contestant number 2-- Modes of composition for $400.
Modes of composition for $400!
Oh! I know this one -contestant number 2- it's what is "enumeration?"
That's correct, Joe.
You wanna go, Joe? Hm? HM?
Yo-- I'm sorry there will be no fights on the show... NO. I get paid to do this. No fights.
Alright, Joe, it's your game.
OH! Right haha. Can I have appeals and rhetorical devices for $600, please.
For $600!
For $600!
I'm sorry, Bob, but what kind of question is that?
What is "ethos"?
YO, she was askin' a question.
That's correct, contestant number 2. You take the board once more.
Vocabulary for $600.
Obese.
I'm sorry, that's not the right answer.
Are you certain?
THAT'S. NOT. THE RIGHT .ANSWER.
Don't talk to me like that, Bob.
What is "obsequious"?
That's correct!
What is "unfair?"
I'm sorry, YOU signed up for this show.
*COUGH* CHEATER *COUGH*
Contestant number 2, still your board.
Appeals and rhetorical devices for $800.
What is "polysyndeton?"
That's correct...
Yeah, that's what I'm talkin' bout, Bob.
Put it. Yeah.
Alright, McGee. Your board...
$800 for vocabulary.
$800 vocab-- Vocabulary.
...I heard you the first time.
Just makin' sure, Bob.
...Thank you...
Oh!Oh! What is "Bob"?
...MY NAME IS ALEX.
and that's no the correct answer.
What is "morose"?
That's correct. $800 for contestant number 2.
What is "she got too many of them, Bob"?
Alright contestant number 2, category.
Modes of composition for $600.
What is "process analysis"?
Correct again.
What is "Bob, how do you know the answer to these???"
I'm the HOST, Mr. McGee.
Contestant number 2? Vocabulary for $1000.
Marquis facade? De sade.
Oh, I think I know this one, Bob. Is it what is "sadistical?"
Very close! I'll give it to you since I want to go home...
Alright, Joe, it's your board.
Oh that's you! That's me.
Um, can I have modes of composition for $800, please.
What is description? What is description!
Your're a little bit late, Bacon. It goes to contestant number 2.
Of course.
I'm sorry , Bacon, but I think you dropped your points.
Mind lifting it up for me, Bob?
Contestant number 2, it's still your game.
Can I have warm ups and selected articles for $800?
Oh, nice and polite with her.
Thomas payne?
That would be Thomas Payne, yes.
What is common sense? What is common sense, thank you.
Contestant number 2? Appeals and rhetorical deivces for $1000.
$1000, still racking up the points.
Is it "what is synedoche?"
That's incorrect, I'm sorry.
...It's metonymy.
Didn't even give us a chance there, Bob.
You have 5 seconds.
Alright, we'll give it to Joe.
Alright, Bob. Can I have warm ups and selected articles for $1000.
What kinda' question is that, Bob?
What is "a modest proposal"?
What? That's not modest--
THE POINTS GO TO CONTESTANT NUMBER 2.
I think she made that answer up, Bob.
I believe so too, Bob. Who would want to eat children? Or potatoes?
Apparently you two haven't taken AP English Language Composition.
Contestant number 2! It's your game.
Essay types for $800. - $800, still racking up the points I see.
What is "analysis?"
That's correct. $800 for you.
You okay there, Joe?
No, I'm okay.
Alright, Only two more. Contestant number 2?
Essay types for $1000.
Can't you go for the $600?
A shadow.
A fact.
Those answers aren't correct, I'm sorry.
What is evidence?
That's correct.
Bob, evidence and fact are practically the same thing.
They're not on Jeopardy!
You're having too much fun with this, Bob.
...Alright, there's only one category left.
Essay types for $600.
Wh- Why it's our Daily Double!
We'll play a video clip up on our screen and then we will ask a question on the clip itself.
God, I hate my job -
COUGH BOB, you're on.
OH! Haha, welcome back to Jeopardy! We were just finishing up with our Daily Double!
Alright, Cotton Eyed Joe, what amount do you have and what do you wager?
I have $1000 and I'm gonna wager $500.
Alright. And you, Bacon McGee?
........UM. How much do you have and how much are you wagering?
I WAGER.....TEN THOUSAND DOLLERS.
...And how much do you have?
...a thousand six-hundred? A thousand six- hundred!
Alright...And you contestant number2?
I have $8600 and I'm betting $10,000.
Really? $10,000? Be original.
Alright, up with your answers.
What is...doodles. I'm sorry, Joe, that's not correct. You've been deducted $500, leaving you with $500.
As for Bacon, what is..."annotatin".
Is that right, Bob?
Ah. Yes, that is correct.
WHAT?!BOB, WHAT?!
Finally, what is...oh, critical reading! Very close, but the answer were looking for was annotation.
I'm sorry, but you're deducted $10,000, leaving you with... negative $1000.
I'M OUT SUCKERS.
HHA hA LOSER
Looks. like our winner...is Bacon.
Congratulations, you can run the show now.
taKE IT TAKE EVERYTHING.
*sobbing* MY WIFE LEFT ME.
....Bob?...Bob, you okay?
I won? I won!
JUST TAKE IT OFF THE AIR. TAKE IT.
I won. I still won.