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[screaming]
>> OH, I LOVE THIS MOMENT.
IN NOVEMBER OF 2000,
THE OFFSPRING TOOK PART IN
A PRETTY AMAZING EVENT.
IT WAS A CONTEST TO FIND THEIR
MOST KNOWLEDGEABLE FAN.
THE PRIZE FOR THAT:
ONE MILLION DOLLARS.
>> ONE MILLION DOLLARS.
AND TOO BAD THE FINAL TWO
CONTESTANTS DIDN'T SEEM TO KNOW
ALL THAT MUCH ABOUT THE BAND.
>> THEY DIDN'T KNOW MUCH AT ALL,
ANYTHING REALLY.
>> AND THEY'RE SUPPOSED
TO BE SUPERFANS.
>> YEAH, AND ONE MILLION DOLLARS
IS ON THE LINE.
>> ALL RIGHT, LET'S CHECK OUT
OUT OF THE MOST PAINFUL CONTESTS
EVER AS IT PLAYED OUT ON TRL.
>> ONE MILLION DOLLARS.
>> WE HAVE TWO FINALISTS,
AND IT'S GONNA BE GIVEN AWAY
TO THEM.
IT'S THE OFFSPRING'S MONEY.
ONE OF YOU GUYS IS GONNA GET
RICH HERE PRETTY QUICK.
>> THE OFFSPRING HAVE
A MILLION DOLLARS TO GIVE AWAY?
I KNOW THEY REGRET THAT.
>> THE FIRST MUSICAL INSTRUMENT
HE EVER PLAYED WAS THE TRUMPET
AT AGE TEN.
>> UM...
>> HE GRADUATED FROM PACIFICA
HIGH SCHOOL.
[coughing]
>> [yawning]
>> AGAIN, IF YOU RING YOUR
BUZZER, YOU'RE LOCKING
INTO AN ANSWER.
HE WAS BORN IN THE CITY
OF LOS ANGELES.
>> THEY KNOW NOTHING!
THESE CHICKS KNOW NOTHING!
>> HE HAS A CAT NAMED ***.
>> IT'S 0-0 STILL.
>> HIS BIRTHDAY IS FEBRUARY 4TH.
>> THIS IS ONE OF THE MOST
DEPRESSING MOMENTS I'VE
EVER SEEN FOR A BAND.
>> HE'S THE OLDEST MEMBER
OF THE OFFSPRING.
>> HOW ABOUT THE DUDE WITH
GRAY HAIR AND GLASSES?
MAYBE THE GUY WHO SHOWED UP
WITH A CANE.
>> IT'S NOODLES, YOU DUMB
[bleep]!
[bell dings]
>> ASHLEY?
>> NOODLES.
>> YOU'RE GONNA SAY NOODLES.
THAT'S YOUR ANSWER.
SO, NOODLES...
YOU WON A MILLION DOLLARS!
>> OH, FOR THE LOVE OF GOD.
>> ASHLEY, 14 YEARS OLD,
JUST TOOK HOME ONE MILLION
DOLLARS.
>> THIS GIRL KNEW NOTHING
ABOUT THE OFFSPRING.
SHE JUST CAME TO TRL.
HER PARENTS DROPPED HER OFF
IN A MINIVAN WITH WOOD PANELING,
AND SHE WALKED OUT OF THERE
RICHER THAN HER PARENTS.
>> I'LL TELL YOU WHAT THIS GIRL
BETTER DO WITH THAT MILLION
DOLLARS; SHE BETTER BUY SOME
OFFSPRING MUSIC AND FIND OUT
WHO THE HELL THEY ARE.
>> I'M A MILLIONAIRE!
>> DAMN RIGHT.
>> SO EVERYONE REMEMBERS WHERE