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>> RYAN: Eek. Eek!
That was tenuous.
Nope, I'm not jumping down there. You guys can spend all the time you like down there
by yourselves.
I'm going this way.
Elemavator? Looks like it.
Oh, interesting. Back up here.
Have I been here before or have I just been in a similar location?
Ammo.
Delicious, delicious ammo. I eat it for breakfast.
Hm.
Oh, foosteps that aren't mine. I don't like that.
This is becoming quite the complex area and it's getting a little moody.
Not nearly as moody as New York but
still a little moody.
Let's keep going down these hallways I guess.
Is this another area like this?
Oh, please don't tell me this is the same area.
Oh, no, this looks decidedly different.
Oh ***! Oh ***!
You are the same colour as the ground! [laughs]
Oh dear.
>> SHADOW MAN: There's got to be a way out of here.
>> RYAN: Does that make this a...
I guess it- Oh ffff, I do not like you, dogs!
You are obnoxious.
Why can't you chew on chew toys rather than my legs?
So this must be a puzzle, then.
Did I just solve the puzzle?
I sure I hope I did. That would be the bees' knees.
Oh, more dogs down there.
Uhh, hm. I wonder if I can...
hop over to you.
Oh, I'm so glad that you have a...
And then over here. I think I'm doing it.
OK, so... got to get fairly close... up and whoop.
Oh no. That didn't make it.
Oh, I'm making this go the wrong way.
Oh, this game and its camera angles!
OK, I'm going to try that solution I found just now one more time.
Potential solution, I should probably call it.
Maybe I'll have better luck if I go all the way to the edge
although it seems very far.
Oh, look at that.
Oh, dammit.
OK, so... I jump.
>> SHADOW MAN: Thank the lord.
>> RYAN: Yes, yes, Shadow Man.
Thank the lord.
Which lord are you talking about?
The one that all these crazy Liveside people believe in or the Loa?
Who would probably have let you go through there really, really easily if you just gave
him some more thingies.
Oh dear.
Oh, those are dogs.
The dogs are so darkly coloured.
There's nothing that distinguishes them from walls and things,
which is a bad thing for Shadow Man because it makes them very difficult to see.
So are these catacombs of some kind?
It all seems very rather dark and spook-
Oh, I can totally... Look at the size of that lock. Of course I can shoot it off.
Oh, what is this?
If this were Zelda, I would be afraid that there would be a boss battle in this room.
Oh, another elevator ride.
Where's the muzak?
[obnoxious humming]
[more obnoxious humming]
[even more obnoxious humming]
[seriously stop that]
Oh ***. Oh god.
What are you doing in here?
"Well, dying obviously," said the dog after it died.
There's so much wrong with that sentence I don't even know where to start.
Did it just spawn out of nowhere or did it come from somewhere?
I'm going to go with spawn out of nowhere.
Uhh, do I want to go to the bottom?
I'm going to say no. We'll go this way.
>> SHADOW MAN: Not at all good.
>> RYAN: Going to have to agree with you there, Shadow Man. This does look not at all good.
Got some body parts there and some...
skulls and things and...
dead people in beds.
Yeah, no, I agree with you wholeheartedly, Shadow Man. Not at all good.
Oh, an accumulator.
From what I understand those two...
From what I remember because I could actually see them, those two things beside the main
accumulator where I got the violator.
Blah blah blah blah blah blah blah, blater blater blater, blater blater blater blater
blater, blater blater blater...
Um, the two things that open with the two accumulators I have are just ammo, so...
To be quite honest I don't think that's worth a trip to the playrooms.
Would you want to go to the playrooms just for that? I didn't think so.
Oh, there's music playing.
Wait, what is this?
Nope, I thought maybe I could jump up there but it doesn't look like I can.
Oh well.
To
explore this area- Oh wait. What's that?
Let's look up there. Oh, can't go there yet.
Must be a path from a different spot.
Looks like to explore this area fully I'm going to have to jump down here and fight
some dogs.
So that's...
That's probably the worst part of my day to be quite honest.
Well that's OK.
Getting a little bit more competent at fighting them so at least that's not too bad.
Oh, path down here.
Very, very interesting.
And a box! Push the box, Shadow Man.
OK, apparently you can't push the box. Who would have thought?
So what was the purpose of that?
I must have the push the box from a different angle obviously
but where do I go to get to that different angle?
I wonder...
OK, so over here is the... This room.
And if I go further over here there's nothing interesting.
Huh.
I think maybe the only thing in here was the... was the accumulator?
Oh wait, did I come... Did I come via this elevator? I don't think I did.
Is this new...? No, this looks pretty...
old...
but is it...
I think I'm going backwards.
I think I may be going backwards, Internet people.
In fact, I am almost certain of it.
Then why am I continuing, you may ask.
Well, because I'm crazy and I'm lost a little bit
and I am...
desperate for this really obvious pathway that I missed.
Oh dear. Oh dear.
Wait no. This is just...
This just leads back down here.
Oh my goodness! I'm going to be stuck down here forever.
Oh my. Oh my.