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AUDIENCE: JERRY, JERRY, JERRY,
JERRY!
JERRY: THANK YOU.
THANK YOU.
WELCOME BACK.
MY GUESTS ARE HERE TODAY TO
TELL THEIR LOVED ONES ABOUT
THEIR SECRET LOVE LIVES.
PLEASE MEET MINDY.
MINDY SAYS EVEN THOUGH THEY ARE
BOYFRIEND JUST GOT MARRIED TWO
WEEKS AGO SHE IS STILL SLEEPING
WITH HIM.
WHY?
>> THE SAME NIGHT HE GOT
MARRIED, HE CAME TO MY HOUSE.
JERRY: YOU MEANWHILE HE WAS
LIVING WITH YOU --
>> HE WENT AND GOT MARRIED.
JERRY: HE WENT AND GOT MARRIED
WHILE HE WAS LIVING WITH YOU?
>> HE JUST WOKE UP ONE DAY AND
GOT MARRIED.
>> DAMN.
WHAT TIME DID HE WAKE UP?
JERRY: I MEAN, DID HE KNOW THIS
WOMAN?
>> THEY KNEW EACH OTHER FOR TWO
MONTHS.
JERRY: WELL, WHY?
>> I'VE BEEN WITH HIM FOR A
YEAR.
>> WERE YOU UPSET?
>> OF COURSE I WAS UPSET.
>> WHY DIDN'T YOU KICK HIM OUT?
>> I DID.
HE'S JUST AT MY HOUSE EVERY
NIGHT.
JERRY: WHEN HE RINGS THE
DOORBELL WHY DON'T YOU --
>> BECAUSE HE'S MINE.
HE'S BEEN WITH ME A YEAR.
HE'S GOING TO COME HOME WITH
ME.
JERRY: WELL, WOULDN'T YOU --
AREN'T YOU CONCERNED THAT HE'S
-- THAT, YOU KNOW, THERE'S
ANOTHER WOMAN INVOLVED NOW?
>> I DON'T CARE ABOUT HER.
SHE'S UGLY.
I DON'T CARE ABOUT HER.
SHE CAN'T BE GETTING TOO MUCH
OUT OF HIM.
JERRY: I'M GOING TO ASK YOU TO
STEP OFF THE STAGE FOR A T
BECAUSE WE'RE GOING TO BRING
HIM OUT.
OK.
WE'LL GET YOU BACK.
ALL RIGHT.
OK.
NOW, HE'S BEEN STANDING OUTSIDE
THE STUDIO SO HE HASN'T HEARD
WHAT'S GOING ON.
LET'S BRING HIM OUT THOUGH.
HERE IS -- I GUESS HE'S THE EX
-- STILL CURRENT BOYFRIEND OF
HER BUT HE'S NOW MARRIED.
HERE IS CHICO.
JERRY: CHICO, WELCOME TO THE
SHOW.
THERE WE GOT IT.
ANOTHER BLONDE ON THE SHOW.
HEY, CHICO, WHAT IS GOING ON IN
YOUR LIFE?
YOU -- YOU'RE MARRIED, I
UNDERSTAND?
I JUST GOT MARRIED ABOUT TWO
WEEKS AGO.
JERRY: HOW LONG HAVE YOU KNOWN
THIS WOMAN?
>> LIKE 60 -- LIKE 61 DAYS.
JERRY: BUT WHO'S COUNTING?
YOU'VE KNOWN HER FOR TWO
MONTHS.
>> YEAH.
>> AND YOU LOVE HER ENOUGH TO
MARRY HER, BECAUSE THIS IS THE
WOMAN YOU WANT TO SPEND THE
REST OF YOUR LIFE WITH.
SHE WAS JUST GORGEOUS, YOU WERE
SOUL MATES OR WAS IT SOMETHING
ELSE?
>> IT WASN'T LIKE THAT.
>> WHAT IT WAS ABOUT?
>> IT'S LIKE I -- IT WAS A
CONTROVERSIAL THING.
THAT'S ALL IT WAS.
JERRY: YOU WERE LIVING WITH
SOMEONE ELSE?
>> YEAH.
WHICH I'M STILL INVOLVED WITH
HER.
>> YOU'RE STILL INVOLVED WITH
HER?
>> YEAH.
>> WHY WOULD YOU GET MARRIED IF
YOU'RE LIVING WITH SOMEONE ELSE
AND STILL INVOLVED WITH HER?
>> [BEEP].
IT'S LIKE YOU KNOW WHAT I'M
SAYING?
JUST THAT I NEVER DONE IT
BEFORE?
I WENT TO THE BUS STOP -- JUST
DID IT, YOU KNOW WHAT I'M
SAYING?
THAT'S ALL IT WAS.
JERRY: OK.
WELL, SHE'S OUTSIDE THE STUDIO.
SHE KNOWS YOU'RE GOING TO TELL
HER SOMETHING ABOUT THE
MARRIAGE.
YOU SAID UNTIL DEATH DO YOU
PART AND IT MAY COME A LITTLE
QUICKER THAN YOU THOUGHT.
I'M TEASING YOU.
I'M JUST JOKING.
I'M JUST JOKING WITH YOU.
OK.
LET'S BRING HER OUT NOW.
HERE IS NIKI.
JERRY: NIKI, WELCOME TO THE
SHOW.
>> HELLO.
JERRY: HOW LONG YOU GUYS BEEN
MARRIED?
>> TWO WEEKS.
JERRY: THOSE ARE THE BEST
WEEKS.
OK.
YOU TWO CAN TALK TO EACH OTHER.
GO AHE
YOU CAN TALK TO HER.
>> OH, MY GOD.
>> WHAT?
>> BABY, I LOVE YOU AND
EVERYTHING, YOU KNOW WHAT I'M
SAYING, BUT I BROUGHT YOU -- I
HAVE A SECRET TO TELL YOU.
THAT I'VE BEEN -- OH, MY GOD.
I'VE BEEN SLEEPING WITH MY
EX-GIRLFRIEND.
AND --
>> IT'S NOT FUNNY.
>> ON THE NIGHT THAT WE GOT
MARRIED.
YOU KNOW WHAT I'M SAYING?
JERRY: HEY, DON'T LOOK AT ME.
CAN'T HELP YOU OUT HERE.
>> IT'S LIKE -- YOU KNOW WHAT
I'M SAYING?
BESIDES THAT, WE STILL BEEN
SEEING EACH OTHER ON AND OFF,
YOU KNOW WHAT I'M SAYING?
CHECK THIS OUT.
CHECK THIS OUT.
IT'S LIKE I TOLD YOU I WAS WITH
MINDY.
YOU KNOW WHAT I'M SAYING?
SO LIKE ONCE I EXPLAINED TO YOU
THAT, WHAT WAS GOING ON --
>> BUT WHEN WE ACTUALLY STARTED
GOING TOGETHER, YOU WERE
SUPPOSED TO CUT THAT OFF --
>> BUT YOU DIDN'T HAVE THAT
MUCH TIME --
>> YOU THINK --
JERRY: SO YOU -- I'LL TELL YOU
WHAT.
LET'S -- WE'RE GOING TO GET
YOUR REACTION WHEN WE COME
BACK, AND WE'LL MEET THIS OTHER
WOMAN.
STAY WITH US.
>> HE'S COMING HOME.
NO MATTER WHAT TELLS YOU, HE'S
GOING TO BE ON THE PLANE WITH
ME TONIGHT.
>> I DON'T THINK SO.
JERRY: WELCOME BACK.
IF YOU JUST JOINED US, CHICO
HAS JUST ADMITTED TO HIS WIFE
NIKI, HIS WIFE OF JUST TWO
WEEKS, THAT ALREADY HE HASN'T
BEEN FAITHFUL, THAT EVEN THOUGH
THEY'VE BEEN MARRIED FOR TWO
WEEKS, HE HAS BEEN SLEEPING
WITH HIS EX-GIRLFRIEND.
HIS EX-GIRLFRIEND, BY THE WAY,
WHO HE WAS SLEEPING WITH THE
DAY HE GOT MARRIED.
LET'S MEET THIS EX-GIRLFRIEND
NOW.
HERE IS MINDY.
>> OH, YOU BETTER NOT EVEN TRY
IT.
SIT YOUR *** DOWN.
>> [BEEP].
AUDIENCE: JERRY, JERRY, JERRY,
JERRY!
AUDIENCE: JERRY, JERRY, JERRY,
JERRY, JERRY, JERRY, JERRY,
JERRY, JERRY, JERRY, JERRY,
JERRY, JERRY, JERRY!
JERRY: HOW COULD YOU COMMIT
ADULTERY ON ME ALREADY?
>> YOU GOT A LOT OF EXPLAINING
TO DO RIGHT NOW.
>> HE'S COMING HOME WITH ME.
>> I'LL BE DAMNED.
>> CHICO, WHO YOU GOING HOME
WITH?
HE'S COMING HOME WITH ME, NO
MATTER WHAT HE TELLS YOU.
HE'S GOING TO BE ON PLANE WITH
ME TONIGHT.
>> I DON'T THINK SO.
JERRY: HEY, HEY, HEY.
YOU CAN'T -- CHICO, YOU'VE GOT
TO UNDERSTAND WHY SHE'S ANGRY.
SHE'S YOUR WIFE.
IT'S BEEN TWO WEEKS.8
YOU'RE ALREADY -- YOU'VE BEEN
SLEEPING --
>> COMMITTING ADULTERY.
>> WHY SHOULD I RESPECT YOU ALL
WHEN YOU WERE SLEEPING WITH MY
MAN, KNOWING HE WAS SLEEPING
WITH ME.
YOU DIDN'T RESPECT MY
RELATIONSHIP WITH HIM, SO I'M
NOT GOING TO RESPECT THE LITTLE
BIT OF MARRIAGE YOU'VE GOT,
BECAUSE EVERY TIME HE KISS YOU,
HE [BEEP].
ASK HIM.
ASK HIM.
AUDIENCE: JERRY, JERRY, JERRY,
JERRY, JERRY!
>> HE GOING HOME WITH ME, NO
MATTER WHAT HE TELLS YOU.
JERRY: CHICO, IS THERE
SOMETHING YOU WANT TO TELL
THESE WOMEN?
JERRY: WHAT DO YOU WANT TO TELL
THEM?
>> WHAT I'M ABOUT TO SAY, YOU
KNOW WHAT I'M SAYING -- THIS
IDEA, BOTH OF THEM, THE WHOLE
SITUATION, IS -- THERE IS
SOMEONE ELSE CURRENTLY IN MY
LIFE AS WELL.
JERRY: BRING THEM OUT.
BRING OUT THE NEXT PERSON IN
YOUR LIFE.
>> SIT DOWN.
YOU HAVE TO SIT DOWN.
AUDIENCE: JERRY, JERRY, JERRY,
JERRY, JERRY, JERRY, JERRY,
JERRY, JERRY, JERRY, JERRY,
JERRY, JERRY!
>> DON'T TRY ME.
DON'T TRY ME.
YOU KNOW BETTER THAN THAT.
IT AIN'T LIKE THAT, ***!
>> WHEN I -- YOU KNOW WHAT I'M
SAYING?
>> YOU A DAMN LIAR.
>> YOU AIN'T GOT THE RIGHT BODY
PARTS.
THAT'S ALL THERE IS TO IT.
>> SHE -- YOU KNOW WHAT I'M
SAYING?
JERRY: WHAT?
>> BOTH OF THEM KNEW ABOUT THE
WHOLE SITUATION.
>> I DIDN'T KNOW ABOUT YOUR
SEXUALITY, OK?
I HAD MY IDEAS BUT YOU WERE IN
DENIAL THROUGH THE WHOLE TIME.
I ASKED YOU FROM THE DAY WE
MET.
I ASKED YOU WHY YOU GOT A PINK
PAGER.
ARE YOU GAY?
>> CHECK IT OUT, RIGHT?
CAN I --
JERRY: LET HIM SAY SOMETHING.
FIRST OF ALL, DO YOU HAVE A
PINK PAGER?
>> YES.
>> IT DOESN'T MATTER.
I KNOW HE --
>> HE STILL COME HOME WITH ME.
JERRY: ALL RIGHT.
WAIT A SECOND.
LET'S GET AN ANSWER TO THAT AND
THEN WE'LL TAKE A BREAK.
CHICO, WHO ARE YOU --
>> ME.
JERRY: WHO DO YOU WANT TO GO
HOME WITH?
>> ME.
IT BETTER BE ME.
>> I CAN'T HEAR YOU, WHAT DID
YOU SAY?
JERRY: WHO DO YOU WANT TO GO
HOME WITH?
>> HE DON'T HAVE A CHOICE.
IT'S ME OR NOBODY.
>> WHICH ONE IS MY SAME SEX?
JERRY: WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH
QUESTIONS FROM THE AUDIENCE.
STAY WITH US.
JERRY: WELCOME BACK.
OK.
BEFORE I GO TO QUESTIONS BEFORE
THE AUDIENCE, JUST LET ME GET
THIS.
FIRST, LET ME ASK NIKI.
NIKI, YOUR HUSBAND OF TWO WEEKS
HAS JUST SAID THAT HE WANTS TO
GO HOME WITH HIS BOYFRIEND --
>> THAT WHAT MAKES HIM HAPPY,
HE CAN GO WITH HIM.
WE CAN GET AN ANNULMENT IF
THAT'S WHAT HE WOULD LIKE.
ALSO, TO BE -- YOU KNOW, I HAD
MY FUN IN CHICAGO WITH HIM.
THAT'S ALL THAT MATTERS TO ME.
I ENJOYED MYSELF.
JERRY: OK.
>> HE CAN STAY MARRIED.
YOU KNOW WHAT I'M SAYING?
JERRY: BUT NIKI, YOU'RE SAYING
IF HE CONTINUES TO SEE RICK,
THE MARRIAGE IS OVER.
IS THAT WHAT YOU'RE SAYING?
I DON'T WANT TO PUT WORDS IN
YOUR MOUTH.
ARE YOU SAYING IT'S OK IF HE
HAS ANOTHER RELATIONSHIP WITH A
GUY?
>> NO.
I MEAN, THAT IS DISGUSTING.
JERRY: YEAH.
OK.
AND MINDY, HE'S SAYING -- HE'S
SAYING HE'S GOING HOME WITH
RICK.
>> HE'S COMING HOME WITH ME.
I'LL JOIN IN OR WHATEVER.
HE'S RIDING THE PLANE WITH ME.
JERRY: IS THAT TRUE?
ARE YOU GOING HOME WITH HER?
>> YES, HE IS.
JERRY: LET'S HEAR FROM CHICO
AND THEN I'LL GET OFF IT.
WHO ARE YOU GOING HOME WITH?
>> WITH HER?
JERRY: YEAH.
>> IF SHE TAKE ME SHOPPING
AGAIN, YEAH.
JERRY: OK.
>> HAVE YOU ALL TAKEN A TEST
FOR AIDS?
>> I HAVE.
I JUST HAD MY BABY SO I HAVE.
I KNOW.
>> BEFORE I WAS WITH HIM I WAS
TESTED.
>> DO ANY OF YOU USE SAFE SEX?
>> DIDN'T SHE JUST ASK THAT
QUESTION?
>> I CAN BRING YOU MY PAPERS.
CAN YOU BRING ME YOURS.
COULD YOU BRING ME YOURS.
I DIDN'T KNOW THAT'S WHAT THIS
WAS ABOUT.
IF IT WAS, I WOULD HAVE BROUGHT
THEM.
GO TAKE THAT 1950'S SUIT OFF.
GO ON!
>> ANY OF YOU USE A WISCONSIN
DO
>> IS ANYONE USING A *** UPâ–
THERE?
>> SHE JUST ASKED --
>> SHE ASKED IF YOU HAD A TEST
FOR AIDS.
>> SAME THING.
>> NO.
IT'S NOT.
NO.
SHE SAID -- [BEEP].
YOU'RE ALL [BEEP] EACH OTHER.
THAT'S SICK.
>> [BEEP].
>> DO YOU [BEEP]?
JERRY: ALL RIGHT.
HEY, HEY.
>> THIS QUESTION IS FOR MINI.
WHO IS YOUR BABY BY?
NOT BY HIM.
SOMEBODY ELSE I MET --
>> YEAH.
>> SHE WOULDN'T KNOW.
>> THAT'S ALL RIGHT.
>> ARE YOU DATING ANYBODY ELSE
OR IS HE YOUR MAN?
>> HE'LL BE BACK TO ME.
>> SO THE ONLY FEELINGS YOU
HAVE IS FOR CHICO OVER THERE?
>> HE'S GOING HOME WITH ME.
HE'S GOING TO SHOW ME SOME
RESPECT.
WE CAME TO CHICAGO TOGETHER.
WE'LL GO BACK -- AFTER HE GET
HOME, HE CAN TAKE HIS STUFF
WHEREVER HE WANT TO GO.
I'LL MOVE OUT OF HIS HOUSE.
>> YOU'RE AT HIS MOM'S HOUSE.
>> I WAS JUST WONDERING, DO YOU
SEE HER MORE AS LIKE A MOM
FIGURE, BECAUSE YOU'RE SAYING
HOW SHE MOTHERS YOU SO MUCH?
>> NOT AT ALL.
NOT AT ALL.
>> WELL, I NOTICED WHEN YOU
WERE [BEEP] THROWING DOWN, THIS
LITTLE GUY IN THE MIDDLE
HOLDING HIS MAMA'S APRON
STRINGS TOOK OFF AND RAN.
NO PROTECTION?
>> [BEEP].
>> CAN SHE SEE UP HERE?
>> [BEEP].
>> ARE TWO CURRENTLY LIVING
TOGETHER OR HAVE ANY PLANS TO
LIVE TOGETHER?
>> NO.
WE'RE NOT LIVING TOGETHER NOW.
>> HE LIVES WITH ME, AND HE
WOULDN'T BE ANYMORE.
>> I HAD A QUESTION AND A
COMMENT.
MY QUESTION IS TO ANTHONY.
DO YOU [BEEP] TO INTRODUCE YOUR
LOVER TO YOUR PARENTS?
>> I ALREADY HAVE.
>> [BEEP].
[BEEP].
>> HOW DO YOU THINK THEY'LL
REACT TO THIS?
>> I'VE ALREADY INTRODUCED THEM
TO IT.
MY FAMILY IS OK WITH IT.
MY MOM IS DATING SOMEONE
YOUNGER THAN HER.
>> OK.
AND MY MEANT IS TO KIKI.
OPEN DOESN'T MEAN OPEN TO THE
PUBLIC.
JERRY: I'LL BE BACK WITH A
FINAL THOUGHT.
STAY WITH US.
JERRY: THANK YOU.
LET ME TAKE THIS OPPORTUNITY TO
THANK YOU ALL FOR BEING WITH US