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Well folks it seems those LSU corndogs may be a little bit more clever than we give them
credit for. Boudreaux wife told him he better go see the pastor bout his drinking everyday
after work or she was gonna leave him. Pastor took Boudreaux out back behind the church
and dip him in the pond, once, twice, three times and said you are baptize now. You are
a new creation. The old one is gone, no more drinking of alcohol for you. Your new name
will be Jacob. Jacob went back home and headed straight for the refrigerator and he pulled
out a Bud Lite. Dipped it in the water 3 times and said you are now a new creation. The old
one is gone. Your new name will be orange juice. I don't know if that's clever or stupid,
but funny. ROLL TIDE ROLL you dumb corndogs.