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Previously on R.E.A.P.E.R. SQUAD
well
your a dude
so I think the term is...
Metrosexual. -How many times do I have to tell you, IM A WOMAN!!!
Uhh, It must be the acoustics in this area and the way you guys are facing
uhh you know what man *** it. Lets just go kill some Locusts huh? Is that agreeable?
fine with me. -Humaaaans! - Get the flank Ned
***...There goes our guys.
I'll save you! Helios and that guy are going to be excited that I actually saved someone.
Where the hell is he? -I don't know, but I hope he hasn't been captured
Ok guys
I'm here to save you
Where is the rest of your team? Aren't there supposed to be four of you?
Nooo, only three, and their just fine...
their just sweeping up them locusts over there.
Well, shouldn't you help them?
-I think they have things under control. -Where the hell is he?! -I hope he hasn't been captured!
Nooooo!
Thats not true at all. Its because of that other guy on our team. He drives all our new members away.
and that's really why there are only three of us.
Isn't she a female?
-You too?! What the ***?! -Why the *** does it feel like there are 20 of them shooting at us? -I don't know Helios, there is only two there.
Elektra, get the flank but please be careful and let me know if you see Ned.
If you come across his body, collect his tags.
Roger Helios.
If I see his body, I'll *** on it.
OK, so I'll advance and you guys stay here.
and I'll take care of everything.
-I'm real glad to have him on our side. -Yeah, while the other 2 are *** around, Ned is here doing his job.
***! I was really hoping to see Ned lying here.
Helios, come in. I'm at the flank.
I'm ready to take the shot.
-Elektra, take the shot. GO GO GO GO GO! -Roger that.
***, he got away.
-Yeah he did. But didn't he look familiar? -Yeah he did. But I thought it was just me. -Whatever, lets go check on those COGS.
Ok, there they are.
Use my training, Use my training, Use my training. I GOT IT!
I know exactly what to do.
Hey Locust ***!!!!
BOOGABOOGABOOGABOOGABOOGA BOOGABOOGABOOGABOOGABOOGA BOOGA
ARGHHHHH HUUUUMAAAAAAN!
HAHAHAHA. What a bunch of dumbfucks.
All right guys
we're here
What the! About time you guys
-If it wasn't for Ned, we'd be dead by now. -Wait...What?
Yeah Ned came by and saved the day.
HUH?
He was here?
Yup he went to their mortar position, and all we know is that they stopped firing.
So he's got to have killed them.
So, what you're telling me,
is that Ned went over there.
Oh, so that's what that is.
-Now that is ***...AWESOME!!! -Yup
And...they had mortars.
What! Only one more round?
*** it...Fire in the HOOOOLE!
-Yup -So, Ned is over there? And he has the mortars?
Yeah
He went over there.
By the way, you have a very light voice for a guy.
-HOLY! -***!
That's *** COOOOOL!
What happened here?
-OH MY GOD... ELEKTRO, YOU KILLED THEM! -Wait...What?
Lets just say,
-they were dead when we got here. -SOUNDS GOOD TO ME!
-I bet that sounds good you *** murderer. -Hey, it was Elektro that did it. He's a sneaky one alright.
-No I didn't, Helios was watching me the entire time. -Well he BLINKS doesn't he?
-Yeah, but we all do. But no, I didn't do it. -Its ok Elektra,
I'll let it go this time.
Whatever, you ***.
REAPERS, LETS ROLL!
Roger Dodger that,
El Capitan.
Ah, *** it.