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Daddy look!
Oh i want to be the princess.
I want to be!
Whoever gets first!
Ohh alright fine!
I'll just be the guy from 300.
I think the dragon's looking at my boods.
Why did you rewind daddy?
I was hoping to reach the princess first this time
Oh well not again!
Haha! I love my loser daddy!
Hmm well enough with this video,
I'll check my Facebook now.
Alessa posted:
"21/12 - End of the world"
"22/12 - Noo :( i survived the end of the world"
"25/12 - Christmas time!"
"31/12 - I'll sleep in 2012 and wake in 2013!"
"1/1 - I remember 2012 like it was yesterday.."
God i'll go get drunk.
Well this pretty sums up the whole Facebook experience.
Note to self: Remember to post on Facebook:
"It's snowing, LOL!!"
Where did the window go?
I was just looking out of it,
and i didn't even start drinking.
I'll start now.
Got these ice cubes from my door steps a while ago,
that's the good thing about this weather.
Two..
Three.
And some whiskey,
i must look proffesional.
Speaking about being proffesional
i don't need i flashlight to look in the dark
i have my lamp.
Ahh much better!
"What light throught yonder window breaks?!"
I am so deep.
I'll post that on Facebook
people must know!
[RING, RING!!]
Is my new patient here? She's early.
Your new patient is here. She's early.
That's what i said.
Jesus what am i paying you?
A car is about to crash,
i'll take a video of it
post it on Facebook.
Where should i park?
Oh i found a spot!
Quick, before someone else takes it.
There we go.
I need to sign up to Alcoholic Anonymous meetings,
those drinks are really getting to me.
I keep forgetting i can't get out with the seatbelt on.
I get out like i park.
Where are my glasses?
Dizzy..
Oh here they are!
Rise and shine Cheryl!
What happened?
I gave you a bit of my whiskey
and you passed out at the first sip.
You were snoring.
And i'm not going to give any again
the rest is mine.
So i've read your notes and i saw the video.
And i also took a video of your dad crashing with the car.
What?
But don't worry it's not like i'm going to post it anywhere.
Your therapy sessions with me are going to be different.
No theories, no drugs not even health drinks.
We'll go back at the start, understand what's happened.
Now i want you to look at this short form.
But you said no theories.
I lied.
Answer truthfully while i keep starring at you.
You little liar i'll show you now. False.
False.
Mmm true.
Ohh! This multi-touch screen on the Ipad sucks.
False, false. And false.
Lets see what you did there.
Is it true that you've been unfaithful?
Ok.
I didn't say anything!
I undestood from your eye movement.
It's creeping me out by the way.
Good!
I'll install it on your shoulder then.