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Welcome to "Is it a Good Idea to Microwave This?" I'm your host, Jory Caron.
You know, viewers, I have to come clean with you. I have this really bad problem... Uh, it's kind of embarrassing... But every once in awhile, a Terminator actually comes from the future to attack me, and I have to kill it.
And I was just reading here that this creates molten iron when I burn it, so I'm thinking, "Uh, connection! Terminator, destruction, molten iron!" Right? So, let's microwave this [beep]!
Jory: Is it a good idea to microwave this?
Let's find out! Here at the Jory Caron Laboratory, safety is our number-one concern. And that's why we hide behind this giant tin foil shield. It's to protect our nuts, because nobody likes roasted...
*fire extinguisher swooshing in background*
Jory: What the hell are you doing?! What are you doing?!
Practicing our fire safety!
Jon: Riley, how old is that thing?!
'49...
Jon: 1949?!
Yeah!
Jory: So wait- does it work?
Sure!
Jory: Oh, okay, cool! Awesome!
*atomic bomb sound*
Here's our Panasonic microwave. Her name is Whoopi! And she likes pottery. That's why we put this little pot in there, just so the thermite doesn't kill her! 'Cause we have a habit of killing!
Jon: Riley, you're standing by with the fire extinguisher?
I don't trust this ***!
Jon: She almost killed Jory in that last experiment! She tried some sneaky moves there!
Jory: Okay, so...
Riley: How much did we put in?
Jory: All of that one.
Jon: Wait- you put ALL of it in there?! Alright!
Jory: Closing this bad mother!
Jon: So, how long should we put it in there for?
I'm gonna go ahead and say ten minutes!
Jon: Just to make sure we get it done, right?
Jory: Yeah, just to make sure! Okay, let's go.
Jon: Rock it!
Jory: Thermite's away! If it starts to go off, you probably don't want to look right at it...
Jon: Oh, that's always a great thing to say! I personally don't think anything will happen to the thermite, but that's just MY prediction...
Riley: Ooh!
Jon: What was that?
Riley: It sparked a little bit.
Jon: Are you sure that was the thermite?
Jon: Whoa!
Jory: I didn't turn that off...
Jon: You didn't? Uh-oh!
Jon: Alright, let's see what happened, Jory.
Jory: Some of it did go off, though.
Jon: How do you know?
Jory: Right there, you can see where it melted in.
Jon: Oh, yeah, check it out!
Jory: So yeah, we have molten iron right here! And right here, you can tell where it didn't actually stick. And that's where I'm guessing the metal arced and just set it off.
Jory: So, that's about it for "Is it a Good Idea to Microwave This?" I'm your host, Jory Caron.
Jory: And Riley's kinda pissed, 'cause he wasn't able to use his fire extinguisher. I know, yeah...
*end credits play*
Jory: (reading label on thermite bottle) "Give 2-4 cupfuls of milk or water. Get medical..." Yeah, but I just think that's funny! "If ingested..." Oh! AND "victim is still conscious."