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Urgh, five more minutes mother
Oh don't worry sweetie, you'll have plenty of time to sleep...
Because you're DEAD!
Argh, what the hell? Who are you!
I'm Solebat, your own personal grim reaper!
And what are you doing here?
Hmm, well, lets think about this for a second Logan...
Your wrists are slit, your bellies full of pills and alcohol...
And you get to see my ugly mug!
What the hell do you think is happening?
Wait a second...
Yes...?
Are you Derren Brown?!
No Logan, I'm not Derren Brown!
I don't even know who that is!
Wait, I know...
At this point I'm not holding out much hope...
You're Voldemort!
*Sigh* No...
Mother is that you?!
Oh for christ sake, I just told you!
I'm DEATH! So that means you're...
Special?
Special?
Oh, you have no idea, but you're also dead...
D.E.A.D Dead...
So what are you trying to tell me?
You've passed on, you are no more, you've ceased to be!
You've expired and are going to meet your maker!
You're a stiff! Bereft of life, you rest in peace!
You're pushing up the daisies, you've kicked the bucket!
Shuffled off you're mortal coil, run down the curtain and joined the choir invisible!
You are an EX LOGAN!
You son, ARE WELL DEADED!
...
Can I go to the bathroom?
Can I go to the bathroom?
What? Why!?
I need to... freshen up...
How fresh can you be, you're dead!?
Urgh, I'm still going...
*Neighs and giggles*
...
Why do I always get the weird ones...
...
Hm..?
HAHAHAHAHAHA
What is it now!?
This is pure comedy gold!
The funniest thing I've seen in ages!
THAT'S MY DIARY!
I know! :D
You've read my diary before...!
Oh yeah, It's all the rage in hell!
What?!
Yeah, It's on the best sellers list...
It's the greatest comedic work since Justin Beiber's biography!
Wait a minute... am I...
DEAD?
Surprise!
*Party blower*
Commiserations!
Now It's time to collect your soul!
Wait, where's my scythe?
I kinda sold it on Ebay...
You did what now..
So... about me being dead?
Don't you dare change the subject!
You sold my scythe! To who?
Beelzebub?
Argh, I really hate that guy...
Solebat...
What is it now?
I'm scared... I don't wanna die!
Oh look at me, I'm Logan and I'm afraid to die!
Oh I'm such a pansy!
Stop that!
Logan! Everything dies eventually.
And you did bring this upon yourself...
You have no one else to blame!
Urgh, you really shouldn't have sold my scythe,
now I have to phone my half brother to give us a lift,
*sigh* hes not gonna be happy!
*Ring ring*
Come on, pick up the phone...
Pick up the phon-
Oh, hey... hey Slenderman!
How you doing brah!
Listen...
I need a lift.
Why?
Well... someone sold my only means of transportation.
Ok see you outside byeeeeee! :D
What?
Oh yeah...
I... er... love you too... BYE!
Slenderman's you're brother!
Half but, yes! Now hurry up! Hes not gonna wait all day!
He's a busy man-monster-tentacled-thing!
Lets go :D
I bet your glad that's over! Oh crap its the credits.
Gosh there are a lot of names on here!
Urgh good It's finally over!
Oh no, wait, there's some more.
Is that it? Can I finally go home?
Ah, good. Bye everyone! Have a nice death!