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Bad days...
...boy, have I had my share of 'em.
Ya know, when you're someone like me, in my line of work, you have all sorts of bad days... (interrupted)
[Maikel] Damnit, KLIFF! Are seriously telling that SAME story again?...
[Kliff] What are you talking about?
[Maikel] Haven't we already heard this before?
[Kliff] Well...it's...different.
[Maikel] No, It's not.
[Kliff] I'll tell it differently. How 'bout that?
[Maikel]....fine, fine. Do it. (bullshitter.)
[Kliff] So as I was saying, like most bad days start out, I wake up naked in the middle of the desert with a hangover...
...and sunburns because SOMEBODY couldn't take a joke.
[Maikel] Oh yeah, now I remember
[Kliff] just another typical bad day.
(Kliff grumbling)
(Kliff is STILL grumbling)
[Teimi](indistinguishable chatter)
[Teimi] why are we here again?
[Teimi] Wouldn't it be less trouble to avoid this place all together?
[Teimi] There has to be some kind of work closer to home.
[Maikel]...demand isn't good enough for making a name for ouselves in the Mercenary business...
[Maikel]...and we have expensive tates.
[Teimi] We're not moving up, after saving a few ranchers from some Dantari raids...
[Maikel] Hey, we got paid, didn't we?
[Teimi] And need I remind you, that YOU are the one with the "expensive tastes"...
[Teimi] ...for gaudy nick-nacks and tauntaun figurines - when WE need to be buying supplies...
[Teimi] ...you know so, we CAN move up.
[Maikel] keep moving...
oooh yeah. I've had worse.
can't say the same about the sunburn though...
...gonna feel that in the morning.
(Kliff talking to himself the distance) (soft, creeping footsteps closing in)
...and find my way back to civilization
whoa... what was that?
Someone there?
...I turn around...nothin'll be there...
oh...this is gonna be bad...
(growls)
(yells and screams)
A BURN VICTIM!
No, NO, NO! NOT THE SUN BURN!!!
*SLAP*
(Kliff Screams in pain, loudly)
You hear that?
Hear what?
Don't start WHAT YOU CAN'T FINISH!!!
NOBODY SLAPS MY SUNBURNED BACK!
*Punch*
*Punch*
*WAPPOW!*
(throws tusken - Tusken yells)
*THUD*
That'll learn ya!
hey, it's a good thing you were wearing bandages.
I'm still pretty naked.
I'm gonna loot yer corpse.
Then, like a cybernetic droid from the future, I said:
"I need your clothes, your boots and your Bantha."
[Teimi] I should check on the family...
Oh yeah, right the story...
Sooner or later I'm gonna run into those guys again..
ok let's go "Zak Stinkalophigus"...onward to...that place...mush...
um...I would like to speak to an associate...
[Teimi] Stop pretending to be the leader. You're the guy with the connections that we follow around so we can get paid.
[Teimi] I was perfectly fine pirating the Outer-rim.
[Maikel] So why don't go back to doing that?
[Teimi] I would but...
(interrupting) HAIII.
[Maikel] Just ignore that guy.
You gotta be DIS BIG if you wanna ride Jabba's theme park!
[Teimi] Bite me.
awww....
[Teimi] (continuing)....I would but...
[Teimi]...I like our "Medical plan".
[Teimi] Where is Granto, anyway?
[Maikel] He apparently found some antiques on Yavin. Didn't say what they were.
[Maikel] Right now he's on Lok, trading them for medical supplies...
[Teimi] At last, somebody's contributing to society..
[Granto]....this mural is worth Millions! How can I let you have it for only 200 crates?
[Trader] Nobody could ever need THAT much Breath of Heaven...
[Trader] Wait... are you trying to bamboozle me... encroach on my business, sell me under, increase the deficit...
[Trader] ...sell-out to tyrannicals, increase the cost of bantha poo-doo, run a scam, run amok, run the town, paint the town red...
[Trader] ...BUY AND SELL MY BUSINESS?!?
[Trader] WELL?
[Granto] What? No. I wouldn't do that.
[Granto] I just want it for the guild so we have plenty when we need it.
[Trader] I can't sell all of it to you!
[Trader] Can I interest you in some... BOBBLE-HEAD Dolls?
[Trader] I got a bobble-head doll...
[Trader] ...right here.
[Trader] It's a cute...
[Trader] ...novelty item...
[Trader] ...completely useless, BUT...
[Trader] you can sell them...
[Trader] to Jawas for a huge profit...
[Trader] They'll buy anything...
[Trader] let me get a few samples, for you.
[Trader] I love messing with the Jawas...
[Trader] But they're ***... so how I get back at them
[Trader] for ripping me off all the time... I dress up like a big Jawa, and they think I'm their god...
[Trader] oooooh....
[Trader] noo...
[Trader] oh..
[Trader] Damn...
[Trader] how could you, why would you,
[Trader] when would you...
[Trader] He may have BOUGHT...
[Trader] ...all of my inventory...
[Trader] but he'll never BUY...
[Trader] ...my dignity.
[Trader] oh...new mail.